Indoors
Bmon's House
Bmon's Room
Narrator:
“today is a day like any other day, however everybody is out today, with the only people in the house being Bmon, and his friend Naheeno, who has come over for a discussion.”
Bmon:
“so what did you want to talk about? I'm guessing it's more details about your sunglasses..”
Naheeno:
“hmm.. not quite, rather I would like to tell you about everything that happened in the previous universes”
Bmon:
“ohhh that makes sense..”
Naheeno:
“the very first thing that happened was this guy, he did a ritual to summon us all to a headquarters he made”
Bmon:
“what was his name?”
Naheeno:
“I forgot, however he stopped showing up in the universe's later, seems to be a recurring theme.. people who aren't close by to me seem to not show up in the next universe, but sometimes they come back”
Naheeno:
“anyway, the next major event was whenever i was making a funny joke, and then my sunglasses suddently fell off”
Bmon:
“..was that when you realized the power of the sunglasses?”
Naheeno:
“indeed.. when I came to, we were in a slightly different location.. this one didn't last for too long as I made another funny joke and then the sunglasses slid off my face again”
Bmon:
“..huh”
Naheeno:
“the next one, we were on an island floating in space, and that was when I started to notice your “obsession” with furniture”
Bmon:
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“wait, did you say floating island? did it happen to look like this?”
Bmon hands Naheeno a photo of the Floating Island from the Discordant World
Naheeno:
“..it looked exactly like this.. how did you..”
Bmon:
“so apparently this isn't the only altered timeline, it happened once before, but it happened so many times in that timeline it became a new universe and we went to that new universe, the world was called the Discordant World, and it was kinda an amalgamation of many recreations of the universe”
Naheeno:
“..interesting anyway going back to that, I don't exactly know what happened to that universe, I think my sunglasses fell off while i was asleep or something, not very epic if you ask me”
Bmon:
“..so what happened in the next universe”
Naheeno:
“the next universe, lasted for WAY longer than the other three and it was the one before this one”
Naheeno:
“in this next one, there were two main events, the confrontation, and the rap battle”
Bmon:
“I didn't know we had any friends who knew how to rap”
Naheeno:
“the confrontation started with the goo guy asking why I wouldn't take my glasses off, apparently someone overheard that”
Bmon:
“speaking of overhearing.. shouldn't we close that window?”
Naheeno looks at the open window
Naheeno:
“..I really wish you had pointed that out first but I don't think anyone heard us”
Naheeno shuts the window
Naheeno:
“anyway after that, Macro asked me why I didn't take my glasses off casually, so I answered, and then Trop almost slapped them off my head a few days later”
Bmon:
“jeez.. close call”
Naheeno:
“but after that, everyone who wasn't at the bar the rap battle took place at decided to play tf2 capture the intelligence but I was the intelligence, eventually one of them threw the goo thing at me and the sunglasses came off”
Bmon:
“oh.. so that's why you told me not to tell our friends”
Naheeno:
“meanwhile, at the bar two of our friends decided to have a rap battle and whoever won made the loser wear a maid dress”
Naheeno:
“however, someone else took the maid dress and hid it, so when the winner couldn't find it he pulled out a gun”
Bmon:
“..that escalated quickly wait how do you know about the rap battle if you weren't there?”
Naheeno:
“because the sunglasses told me after it created this universe, anyway the gun was replaced by a fake gun, and then they noticed the world ceasing to exist”
Bmon:
“huh.. and then it created this universe? that's a really interesting but sad story.. knowing you were the only one who remembered any of it”
Naheeno:
“indeed, it's not very epic”
Meanwhile.. a familar looking man who Bmon had bumped into, is floating under the window outside grinning