Outdoors
Bmon's House
Bmon, Daisuke, Kana, and Buster are all standing outside of Bmon's House looking at a hole that goes so far down they can't see the bottom
Buster:
“..so anyone wanna confess on who did this?”
Bmon:
“hell if we know man, we were watching anime before you brought us here”
Suddenly a boy climbs out if the hole
Akuma:
“oh.. hey guys”
Bmon:
“..you aren't trying to tell me that hole leads DIRECTLY into..”
Akuma:
“yep, you guessed correctly it goes straight down there, I didn't think your house was right next to the hole though..
Buster:
“wait how in the hell would we have not noticed there being a giant hole next to our house until now”
Akuma:
“well.. USUALLY it is cloaked so no one can see it, but whenever I come back up here I need to uncloak it”
Tsubasa falls from the sky onto the ground
Tsubasa:
“..have you been causing problems demon?”
Akuma:
“oh great, it's the angel who stalks me as if I'm some kind of monster”
Tsubasa:
“..but you ARE a demon.. I can't trust a demon..”
Daisuke:
“Bmon are we watching a romcom in real life right now or are they just fighting over petty differences”
Bmon:
“not sure.. what do you think Kana?”
everyone looks where Kana was and notices she isn't there and then looks down the hole and sees Kana climbing down
Akuma:
“hey! samurai girl! you can’t simply climb all the way down there it would take days!”
Kana jumps straight down the hole
Bmon:
“oh for f*@$’s sake..”
Bmon:
“hey Akuma is there furniture down there?”
Akuma:
“..yes? why wouldn't there be do you just assume demons sit on the floor?”
Bmon:
“okay everyone come with me we are going to go find Kana down there”
Tsubasa:
“I don't think I can-”
Bmon shoves them all into the door and they go down to Hell
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Outdoors
Hell
they all come out of a door in hell
Tsubasa:
“..how rude”
Akuma:
“wait where's the science guy?”
Bmon:
“oh I had to ask the Guardian to bring you two into the Archive, Buster isn't allowed in the Archive so I couldn't take him with us”
Bmon:
“for some reason he let me take tsubasa in even without asking.. but I had to convince him to let you in Akuma”
Daisuke:
“anyway.. where is Kana?”
they all look around for a while before seeing Kana walk towards a mechanical dragon
Akuma:
“oh right I forgot to mention Hell has a Amusement Park”
Daisuke:
“Bmon, you don’t think..?”
Bmon:
“..she's gonna try to fight the mechanical dragon because she thinks it's a real dragon yes I do think she is gonna do that”
Akuma (Yelling):
“Samurai Girl! that's a robot not a real dragon!”
Bmon:
“you.. DO know her name right? or do you just call everyone by their professions”
Akuma:
“..shut up or else I'll call you the boy who can theoretically go into places you shouldn't go”
Bmon:
“fair enough-”
Kana starts fighting the Mechanical Dragon
Akuma:
“..the demon lord is going to kill us”
Daisuke:
“wait I'm sorry did you say demon lord? this isn't a fantasy world I thought you would've said the devil or something like that”
Akuma:
“well by technicality hell and heaven are two entirely different universes all on their own, that hole was just a entrance essentially so by technicality THIS is a fantasy world”
Daisuke:
“oh.. well that makes sense I guess”
Bmon:
“so.. what is the demon lord like since we are probably 5 seconds away from meeting him?”
Akuma:
“..who said the demon lord was a man?”
Bmon:
“oh.. my bad”
5 seconds later, Kana is still fighting the mechanical dragon
Bmon:
“well since the demon lord is so slow that she hasn't noticed this yet, Tsubasa what is Heaven like?”
Tsubasa:
“um.. it's kinda like this but in the sky and it doesn't look like someones basement”
Bmon:
“what about god?”
Tsubasa:
“..which god? there's hundreds of them up there, the one I know about the most is the goddess that I, in your world's terms work for”
Bmon:
“oh.. makes sense”
the Demon Lord appears where Kana is,
after talking to Kana for a second the Demon Lord destroys the mechanical dragon completely
Bmon:
“..uh.. akuma we can't hear shit why did the demon lord just destroy the dragon?”
Akuma:
“..I don't know..? she has never done that before..”
Kana points in our direction and the Demon Lord instantly appears infront of us
Bmon:
“..hello..? we come in peace..?”
???:
“are you the boy named Bmon?”
Bmon:
“..yes..?”
Kuroi:
“it is nice to meet you, I am Kuroi, the Demon Lord, I am also a shut-in”
Bmon:
“..pardon? akuma you didn't say the demon lord was a shut-in”
Akuma:
“well.. you didn't ask so..”
Bmon:
“well it's nice to meet you Kuroi”
Bmon:
“so why did you destroy the robot dragon..?”
Kuroi:
“because that Kana girl told me the dragon was tough so I wanted to show off my power!”
Bmon:
“huh..”