Synopsis
This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What’s worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John’s edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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Table of Contents
- 1Prologues Are Weird2024-11-13
- 2You’ll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching!2024-11-13
- 3A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them!2024-11-13
- 4Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck!2024-11-13
- 5Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea!2024-11-13
- 6Tanks are either really nice or massochists!2024-11-13
- 7Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player!2024-11-13
- 8Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you’re at the Appropriate level!2024-11-13
- 9It’s Not Cheating If You Roleplay!2024-11-13
- 10Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something!2024-11-13
- 11Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified2024-11-13
- 12Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing!2024-11-13
- 13People Who Can’t Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation!2024-11-13
- 14Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates!2024-11-13
- 15Be Rootin’ Be Tootin’ and By God, Be Shootin’2024-11-13
- 16All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House!2024-11-13
- 17The shinier the ore the more expensive it is!2024-11-13
- 18Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame!2024-11-13
- 19Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck!2024-11-13
- 20The Reason ♛ can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece.2024-11-13
- 21Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that’s where It’s At!2024-11-13
- 22Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps!2024-11-13
- 23Are Alexnader’s Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing?2024-11-13
- 24People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum!2024-11-13
- 25Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them!2024-11-13
- 26A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable…2024-11-13
- 27Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia!2024-11-13
- 28Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it’s a Chore!2024-11-13
- 29Top Hats Are Cool, that is all2024-11-13
- 30Knees Weak, Cheats are Ready!2024-11-13
- 31On Average, the human body has at least one tentacle, The Tongue!2024-11-13
- 32Who’s stronger, the edgy one or the Psychopath?2024-11-13
- 33A Hat-Pervert Strikes!2024-11-13
- 34Alexander’s BRAND-NEW Original Game2024-11-13
- 35The Line Between Inspiration and Theft is Very Thin!2024-11-13
- 36It’s not weird to eat slime, I swear!2024-11-13
- 37All’s well that ends well!2024-11-13
- 38Mossback Misadventures and Debt Rolling!2024-11-13
- 39Power May corrupt, but not if you were always corrupt!2024-11-13
- 40So is their thing Hats or just emojis in general?2024-11-13