Billy took several deep breathes. 'I've been through worse situations than this... or actually I haven't. Still, I am awesome. All I have to do is not let the Pope catch onto my preferences, and- ' Billy took a glance at his pants, 'I can't let him notice my reaction to all these handsome guys. I got this!'

The Great Wizard Pope King Jerry stood tall and proud. "Yes, our world is facing an unprecedented catastrophe. Still, I have no fear! I believe in you Billy, for you are the one chosen by god!" Jerry turned towards Billy, "You ar- " Jerry blinked. "What are you doing?"

Billy was currently bent towards the ground at a 90 degree angle, and was sweating like crazy. "Don't worry, this is a perfectly natural aspect of my people's culture."

Jerry narrowed his eyes. "Oh really? Are you sure you are not just trying to... hide something?"

Billy began to shake. "I- no... um." Billy stopped shaking. "No, you're right. I was trying to hide something." Billy stood up and stared directly into Jerry's eyes. "I must admit my weakness! My world has none of these 'degenerates' you speak of. I just... couldn't handle all these handsome men doing such devious deeds! It upset my pure and noble soul!"

Jerry's eyes grew warm, and he smiled sadly. "Yes, I understand. Don't worry. What you experienced was a natural reaction. You have nothing to be ashamed of." Jerry turned and watched as two beautiful, burly men stared into each other's eyes and confessed their undying love. "... this world is full of many horrors beyond imagination."

Billy wiped the sweat off his face. 'Thank goodness it went away right then.' Billy smirked. 'I have tricked yet another moron. Not even a Great Wizard Pope King can stand up to my cunning! Maybe that's why I was chosen by the god of this world?'

Jerry waved his hands, and the void was once again black. "Well, now that we got the unpleasant realities set aside, I shall tell you your mission! FIRST! You must drive the monsters and demons out of our land, and defeat the Demon Lord! SECOND! You must purge our nation of heretics and dissidents! THIRD!" Jerry snapped his fingers, and they were once again transported-

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-into a room completely filled with beautiful women!

Jerry giggled, and then winked. "You must raise a generation of heroes with your pure, undiluted blood!"

Billy froze. He almost couldn't contain himself. 'I think.... I think I'm gonna vomit.'

Billy's heart raced as his mind searched desperately for a way out of the situation. 'I can't allow myself to get caught here! If Jerry finds out even I will have trouble escaping... No, it's more than that. I am the hero! I need to be around to save this world from destruction! Without someone like me society will collapse within the week, and without society, who will be around to recognize my superiority?'

Billy regained his confidence and resolve, and he stood tall! "Great Wizard Pope King Jerry! I cannot have children with any of these women!"

Jerry's eyes narrowed, and he pointed his staff towards Billy. "... And why is that?"

Billy scoffed. "Is it not obvious? I am offended! These women are all pathetic! None of these are of a high enough quality for me to even consider touching, not even with only the tip of my pinky!"

Jerry began stroking his chin. "Hmm, you may be right. My initial calculations had deduced a favorable outcome through quantity rather than quality, but the hero chosen by God can't even touch them! This must be the will of God! Our new age requires only the most pure of blood to create a select few heroes! Their might must be such that can lead our corrupted souls back into the light of heaven!"

Billy nodded. "Yes. I am glad that you now understand. In fact, this situation has only one solution, " Billy turned away from Jerry. "... the immediate execution of all these lowlifes!"

A single tear fell down Billy's face. 'I am sorry innocent civilians, but I have to sell the story. If I can't convince the Great Wizard Pope King that I am straight, he will likely kill me. If I die, monsters and demons will overrun what is left of humanity. I can't rely only on my strong hetero-vibes, I must be willing to make sacrifices! That is a hero's duty!'

Jerry cocked his head. "Uh... No, that really isn't much of a solution. They shall be forbidden from procreating with you, however. That should adequately resolve any issues"

"... Oh. Okay."

Jerry clapped his hands together. "Well, now let me explain how our world works! I will teach you the basics of the System, and follow that with an appraisal. Next, I shall finally commence the tour of the premise; a tour that ends with our world-renowned Live Monster Training Facility!"

With a flick of Jerry's wrist, they were again transported to a remote are of the 'premise'.

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Several kilometers away, a young child journeyed deep into a forest, and soon stumbled upon a peculiar existence; A monster in a place it shouldn't be. A monster that seemed stronger than it should be. The child stared at the monster. The monster stared back.