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Chapter 4: I Became A Meme?

Chapter 4: I Became A Meme?

It's now July 13th.

News of Asiana Flight 214 is spreading.

One news station in particular called KTVU is in the spotlight for circulating a rather racist joke that was made by an employee of theirs. They did not check the names of the pilots before the broadcast and as a result it was released like this:

"We now know the names of the pilots involved in this major crash. Their names are Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow."

The next day this prank blows up on social media.

Wang is looking at his phone and can't believe all this. His death has become a meme at the hands of some idiotic prankster.

"Fuck you," Wang says aloud.

So this is what he will be remembered for? Some racist meme? Did his death and resurrection into another person's body mean that he was supposed to see this meme? Is this what God planned? Some sick twisted joke?

Wang reads his Facebook profile. Instead of all these sad messages he sees a bunch of terrible comments. One of them reads:

"Hahaha Bang Ding Ow. That's all what you will be remembered for."

The account that posted this is clearly a new account as it was just made not long after the KTVU broadcast.

Wang has a sick churning feeling in his stomach. He feels like he's going to puke. It's the worst feeling he's ever experienced.

Wang decides he's going to take matters in his own hands and contact this KTVU news station.

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He calls the station. The phone rings a few times. And a lady answers. "Hello this is KTVU how may I help you?"

"Well actually consider me an anonymous person. You don't have to know my name. All I want to say is you sick fucks seriously don't edit anything before being broadcasted? Those pilots aboard Asian Flight 214 didn't deserve being called those names. I'm actually one of those pilots."

The lady pauses. She's clearly disturbed about what Wang has said along with the profanity that came out of his mouth.

"Wait did you say you were one of the pilots? Is this a prank call? You're a woman!"

Wang realizes he's not going to get anywhere.

He hangs up the phone and throws it at the wall.

Wang's mother hears this.

"Was that you honey!? What was that loud bang?"

"Nothing mother. Sorry."

Wang realizes calling the station won't do any good. He hops onto Wang's Facebook profile.

He types, "I'm still alive."

Millions of people view this profile and sees his post. People are downright shocked. People comment "you idiot hacker."

But some conspiracy theorists say that maybe he has been reborn and now enacting his vengeance for the twisted meme.

The next day, the police show up to Wang's house.

"Are you the person responsible for accessing Wang's Facebook account? We want to know how you hacked his profile."

"Actually I'm Wang. I just know his password because I'm him."

The police officers laugh.

"You're not Wang. You expect us to believe this balogny? Your some 24 year old woman. Unless those crazy conspiracy theorists are right… which I ain't believing until I've seen pigs flying."

The officers issue Wang a warning but they don't arrest him since they've heard he was in a coma and decide to go easy on him.

Wang decides to call his friend in his past life. He knows Lucy's number.

He dials the number and waits.

"Hello this is Lucy."

"Hello Lucy this is Wang."

"Is this some prank? You moron."

"Actually it's me."

Lucy hangs up the phone but Wang calls her again.

"What is it you moron?"

"I'll tell you things only Wang would know and has shared with you. He goes by another name called Wing and he loves eating Grilled Cheese. We used to hang out at the skating rink on Sundays. You even told me you had a crush on Tom and asked me for advice."

"Wang is that really you? But you are a woman? How the hell do you know this stuff?

"I've been resurrected into another person's body and I'm stuck living in her world. Apparently this Tiffany person was in a coma. After the plane crash I saw a white light and next thing you know I woke up in a hospital."

"That's insane. You expect me to believe this?"

"Listen Lucy if you don't believe this, I don't blame you. I was the one that posted the "I'm still alive comment" on Wang's profile because it is me WANG."

Lucy is absolutely lost for words. She just hangs up the phone.

"Fucking hell," Wang says.

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