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It’s July 6th, 2013.
Wang Lo, was your average guy. He drinks beers on Friday nights, fixes cars in his garage on Saturdays and sleeps in on Sundays… oh yeah and also jerks off to porn.
Little did he know, he would become subject to one of the internet’s most popular memes.
Wang gets into the cockpit. He’s one of the new pilots on Asiana Flight 214.
“Okay let’s do this guys.”
The plane takes off. There’s a little bit of turbulence that shakes the entire plane but other than that, everything is normal.
Until 5 hours later.
The air masks on the plane fall towards the passengers. The passengers put them on. The entire plane is gradually descending towards the treacherous ocean. Everyone is screaming.
Wang thinks to himself… “is this it?... am I going to die today?”
Wang sees the ocean and he braces for impact. But nothing happens. He doesn’t feel the violent impact. Instead he is surrounded by a white light.
He hears a voice. “God is that you?”
But it’s the sound of a robot.
“Commence regeneration... Regeneration activated... Downloading system update…”
Wang tries moving his arm to where he thinks he can see his hands, but he doesn’t see anything. He thinks maybe he is invisible or maybe it’s just his soul that is left.
3 silver boxes hover in front of him. They have question marks.
“Pick one of the boxes,” the robot says.
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Wang doesn’t know which one to pick. He simply goes “eenie meenie miney mo”. He ends up picking the box on the right.
The 2 other boxes disappear. It’s just the one box now. It opens.
Inside a note that reads:
Name: Tiffany Greene
Age: 24
Hair color: Blonde Hair
Glasses: Yes
Height: 6’4’’
Country: United States
Wang doesn’t understand what’s going on. He then hears a trumpet playing. Next he hears a loud bang.
Wang wakes up in the hospital. Doctors greet him.
“Tiffany. You’re finally awake after 4 years. I will tell you what’s going on. You were in a coma after being hit by a drunk driver.”
Wang thinks, “oh my god.” He pauses. He remembers everything about his past life, but then he suddenly clearly remembers all the memories of this Tiffany person.
Wang lifts his arm and goes to look at it. There's no hair on his arms. Even his hand looks feminine.
"Man this is a miracle. I've never seen anyone in a coma this long get out of it."
An hour passes and Tiffany's parents enter the room.
"Tiffany oh my God you're awake. This is a miracle from God!"
Wang doesn't know what to say. He wonders if he says anything it will be a manly voice coming from his mouth.
"Hello," Wang says. He's shocked. The sound his voice makes is the prettiest and girliest voice in the world.
"Can you walk?" Tiffany's dad says in an anxious way.
Wang uncovers himself from under the blankets. He gets up. He's now standing. He can't see his feet. His breasts are blocking the view.
Wang takes a step and then another step. Then Tiffany's parents hug him.
"Man can't believe I'm hugging strangers," Wang thinks.
Wang thinks to himself he has another shot at life. He's in a female's body with parents he now has to try and love.
After a full day in the hospital, Doctor's decide Wang can go home. What is this home they speak of? But Wang clearly remembers the address and even what the house looks like despite not ever being there.
They arrive at the house. "You must be hungry Tiff. I'll make you blueberry pancakes."
Great I don't even like blueberries, Wang thinks.
But when he takes the first bite with a blueberry in it. It feels like he's in heaven.
"Why do I suddenly like blueberries?" he accidentally says out loud.
"Wait what did you just say Tiff? You've always liked blueberry pancakes. It's your favorite! This coma you were in must have really distorted your memories."
Wang doesn't say anything. He just gets up and clearly remembers the way to the washroom. He then looks in the mirror.
"What... the... FUCK. This is me? Straight blonde hair? Glasses? Pretty blue eyes? Look at my lips too. And my God my breasts… they're huge!"
Wang realizes he's the type of woman he's masterbated to in his previous life.
What's next? Find out in the next chapter!!!