Andrew woke inside the familiar cave setting, and a voice sounded in his head.

You have 0 Race Options.

You have 0 Class Options.

You have 0 Ability Options.

You have 2 Game Play Options.

Race: Human

Class: Detective

Abilities: Deduction, Investigation, Synthesis

Game Play Options:

Lone Ranger - Generally offputting, people just don’t like you, but you don’t care. You’ve got a mission, a calling, and by god, you’re going to get it done.

Insufferable Know It All - Annoying as hell, people keep you around because you know things and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

…THAT DIDN’T GO SO WELL LAST TIME, DID IT?>

Andrew ignored the text box and looked around. Margeaux was there, naked. Zachary was not.

“What the fuck?” Margeaux sat up, rubbing her head.

“It shouldn’t really hurt,” Andrew said.

Margeaux paused and looked at him pointedly. “It’s– a figure of speech. Action. Whatever. It doesn’t hurt, but what the fuck happened?”

Zachary moaned from somewhere in the cave hallway. “Deeee—aaaaaa-aaad.”

“I know you are, but what am I?” Margeaux automatically replied.

“I think– I think we died,” Andrew said slowly. He looked around nervously.

- WATSON>

“What, you’re signing off your messages now?” Andrew sighed in exasperation.

“What?” Margeaux snapped. She had already gotten up and was over at the wall where Andrew had originally found their clothes. She pressed several areas, seemingly randomly, when the shelf finally popped open again.

“Nothing. I guess this is where we respawn. Let’s… let’s just go.”

They dressed hurriedly. Andrew selected Insufferable Know It All a second time, and they stepped outside.

BOOM. Everything disappeared in a fiery blaze.