A clear blue sky. Its clearer than what I've ever seen.

Those were the first thoughts in his mind as he woke up.

"Wait, where the fuck am I!?"

Needless to say, he was a.....little slow.

Looking around, he found himself in a field. A grassland, more like, according to him. In a small distance were cattle casually grazing without a care in the world.

Unsurprisingly, he was jealous of the cattle who didn't have to worry about where they were.

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"Fucking stupid animals, just going wherever they want. So fucking useless."

He wasn't a hard swearer. No, in fact, if you were to ask anyone who knew him, he was actually a mild person. But, everyone has their days, don't they?

"No... It can't be...? Am I in a....."

Sometimes though, he could be very quick on the uptake.

"TV show!?"

But mostly not.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in his head. Almost as if an earthquake had descended in his brain that couldn't be measured on the Richter's Scale.

"AAAHH! FUCKING AAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Again, bad day.

And just as the headache had come with no warning, it went away just as so, without any aftershocks leaving no trace behind, as if an illusion.

"What...?"

As his mind got clearer, he realised that there was a certain something there. A memory, or an information package of sorts.

"This ain't a TV show, is it?"

The realisation hits everyone at some point.

"......Its a different world."