WARPOXONTOK! That is ME! The mighty DRAGON that RULES over MT. IFNATRAMANIAX, the VOLCANO!
I was AWOKEN! From my slumber. By an UNUSUAL magic!
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I lifted my head OUT of the lava to HONOUR the fly with my PRESENCE! And the HONOUR of becoming my MEAL! MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
But there was no one there. I SEARCHED for any presences in an area of several kilometres around me but that vile presence was GONE!
Next time it will not be so lucky.
LETS CONTINUE THE HIBERNATION!