"Do we really have to do this?" I asked.

"Yes," Rose replied, undoing her bra.

"But it seems so... so demeaning. To all of you."

She narrowed her eyes at me. "What did I tell you about descriptors like that?"

I sighed. "Things are only demeaning, awkward, uncomfortable, etc if a party involved in the situation thinks it is. If neither party involved chooses to use the descriptor, then it ceases to be what was described. E.g., a situation is only awkward if someone thinks it is, and if no one thinks it's awkward, then it ceases to be awkward. It is therefore superior to simply not use negative descriptors when they do not need to apply."

She nodded, then fashioned a wedding veil on her head. "Exactly. We do not think it is demeaning, so it only becomes demeaning if you choose to think of it as such. You are forcing your values onto us. Simply do not do so, and everything will progress smoothly."

"It's just... This feels so gratuitous. Is this really what you want your wedding to be?"

"Yes. We can have our formal ceremony later. Today, I wish to feel my victory in my heart." Rose looked down to confirm she was fully dressed, by which I mean completely naked except the wedding veil and a white garterbelt that left her lower holes completely exposed. She nodded to herself, then climbed onto the nearby bed and lifted her ass high in the air.

She, and every other member of the Five, were lined up on the bad and on all fours, completely naked. They were lifting their bare asses in the air, creating a rainbow of asses that differed in size, shape, and color. The order was the same as I had recruited them: Rose's tanned, perfect ass first, then Sophia's white bubble butt, then Daiya's ginormous gray ass, then Flare's tiny tomboy ass, then Xetra's juicy red ass.

At the very end, of course, was none other than the Supreme Goddess. There was no mistaking her green hair and her divinely proportioned hindquarters. Her pink, round ass was the perfect capstone to the rainbow, and more juices were leaking from her pussy than anyone's, which was really saying something.

"How is this not gratuitous?" I asked. The one saving grace was that all the supplementary harem members were contenting themselves to just watch Hilda's show. It was to my understanding that she was using her massive, high definition Soul Spy to broadcast this event to a room of horny elves who wanted to finger themselves to the upcoming mass orgy, but I tried not thinking about it too hard. If nothing else, I had learned well over this journey to not think too hard about Hilda constantly soul-spying my sex life. Especially when Dakka was watching from the shadows, naked and waiting to add her ass to the lineup when I wasn't looking.

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"It's what I want," Rose said. "Can't you consider this a wedding gift? For me?"

"I just struggle to understand it."

She sighed. This was the fifth or so time she had explained it. "I am first in line, and I am wearing a wedding outfit. This firmly establishes me as your primary wife, above even the Supreme Goddess. They will wiggle their asses and finger themselves with overwhelming envy as they listen to me get the dicking of a lifetime. I will be on top of the world. I will feel more superior than anyone has ever felt in history."

There was nothing more fucked up, I realized once again, than a world created by a slut. The Goddess's depraved lust that had festered for millennia infected every inch of this world, from the slutty elves to the rational ice queens, such that even Rose was getting off to the sense of superiority that came from getting fucked from behind while five other hot girls fingered themselves in envy. It was bizarre and alien from an Earth perspective, but this was just how things were here. It was the way of the world, and no less true or pure for it.

But I had to at least ask.

"Sophia, are you really okay with this?"

"H-Hmph! Don't get the wrong idea! I'm doing this for Rose's sake, not yours!" She began wiggling her bubble butt with excitement as she spoke, and by the end of it she was crashing against both asses on either side of her, creating a jiggly knock-on effect.

"Daiya?"

"This human emotion you call humiliation is quite interesting. I await the climax with anticipation," she said, lifting her huge gray ass a bit higher.

"Flare?"

"I just wanna wrestle!" She bounced her butt with impatience.

"Xetra?"

"J-Just promise you'll spank me, okay? Promise? Please?" She was drooling a bit; her masochist switch already turned on. Her juicy ass trembled with excitement for being slapped.

"Palutena?" I asked, finally, knowing she was the least likely of all to give a normal answer.

Juices squirted from her pussy simply from me talking to her. "I would do anything to have your cock inside me," she said, a holy light radiating from her pussy, either due to divine providence or the light reflecting off her ungodly flood of juices. "May we please begin so it can be my turn sooner? I can't believe I am forced to be last."

I sighed. "Yeah, fine. No point putting off the inevitable. Priestess?"

Medea stepped forward, actually wearing her full priestess outfit. I had picked her up from the Beastkin Empire after using my reacquired time powers to grab Jeffrey back from the past again. She hugged the Goddess's bible to her chest and bowed her head solemnly.

"Please grip the ass," she intoned.

I sighed and gripped Rose's tanned ass. Fresh juices leaked out of her pussy, making her wet thighs even wetter.

"I ask you each now to repeat the marriage vows," Medea continued.

"I, Malcador, take you, Rosalyn, for my wedded wife. To love and cherish, for better or worse; for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, from this day forward."

"And I, Rosalyn, take you, Malcador, for my wedded husband. To love and cherish, for better or worse; for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, from this day forward."

"You may now fuck the bride," Medea intoned.

I thrust forward, and Rose gasped with bliss as my wedding dick both confirmed and consummated our marriage.

From there, we verily did have plenty of sex, from day break to day end. I realized Sex Level 100 allowed me to turn my hands into dicks, and so once Rose was exhausted I verily did fuck three girls at once, ejaculating three times simultaneously, and the Supreme Goddess surely did cum fifty times that day.

And we all lived happily ever after.

THE END