Who Is The Edgelord?_An Edgy Tale Of An Edgy Teen

--- huuuu, before we begin, ive got something to confess. i have no idea what the fuck im doing. only now (a few days ago) did i realize i was fucking up. Daedge! he barely says ANYTHING edgy! ive been exusing be with "well, he has nobody to play off of.", but how am i supposed to add a new character?? argh, i dunoo... welp. lets hope this ship does not sink. ive made quite a few designs for this you know! welp. lets get on with the chapter... ---

´what happened...?´ Daedge didnt catch that message that popped up. hit tallk, edgy body wobbled slightly as he turned his attention to his surroundings. before him, not even a trace of the blob was left. his fingers slowly and usurely grappeled the air. the fingers touched, retracted and touched again. his eye turned to the arm. the long arm could probobly reach his calves if he just let it hang. strangely enugh, it had a bend. he could move it like a normal arm. he could still only barely move his left arm.

if he looked to the left side of his head, a small tube or something hung. in materia, it was probobly smaller then his eye. if he tried moving his left arm, it wobbeled slightly. ´what the hell just happened?... i feel... i dont know...´

his right arm grappled his head, and it easily sunk in. the membrane dissapeared, and the cores touched. a kling resounded through his head, and he fell to the ground. he curled up, and slept again.

when he awoke, he was in an unfamiliar location. it looked like a castle, but not as magnificent. the walls and everything was just brown dirt. probobly wisps, all of them. Daedge was writhing on the floor in the middle of the enourmos room. before him, quite a few meters before him, a giant throne stood. it was made of earth wisps as well. on the throne, a black human sat. its body was as black as a hole, and on it head, a few spikes streched towards the roof of the room. inside of its belly, and unfathomable amount of cores lay. they floated about indie the bloated belly. in the spikes on its head, one of every core was imbedded inside the spikes. it very much resembeled a crown.

the most frightening thing about the creature, was its head. its face, to be more exact. one would think it would be black, or have no face. the frightening thing about it was that it in fact had a face. and it was grinning. the black eyes were staring at Daedges writhing body. the eyes were almost glued to Daedges body.

Daedges eye focused. he turned it to the walls, the floor, the room, the throne, and finaly, the creature. now that it felt Daedges gaze, it stood up. its height was that of a normal human. its body could be seen as niether male nor female. it could only be described as human. its took a step towards Daedge. then two, then three, until it reached Daedge. it mouth that was before formed into a triumphant grin, opened up. the lips of it parted, and it uttered a few words.

"I am the Edgelord. Speak!"

Daedge stuck his right arm to the floor, and pused up his body. he stood on all three, and attempted to speak. sadly, he had no mouth, and as such, only a few sound similar to water or blood could be heard.

"I forgot about that minor deatil. ill grant you a mouth for the time being, now speak!"

a slit formed on the front part of Daedges head. on the sides, two fangs seemed to be pertruding. the slit parted and closed itself a few times. the slit moved slightly, and a tounge could be seen inside of it. Daedge made a few sounds in confusion, but after a small while of sounds, he gathered his wits. he straightened his body, and stood up before the Edgelord.

"f-fuu-huck... yooh, da-a-amn poserrrrrrrrr"

Daedge wobbeled on his thin legs. his body was almost the size of the Edgelords leg. Daedge smiled slightly as he unsteadly swayed sde to side.

"... that is false. for the poser is YOU!!"

he pointed a pitch black finger at Daedge, and something happened. the edges on him dissapporated. his pointy calves rounded, the fangs dissapeared, his stubbs for feet rounded and became something akin to feet, his arm rounded and the fingers became that of a normal human.

"w-whaaaa- izz thi... wwwwwwwhat ddddd-ddid yoo-uoooo douu....??!"

his body started rounding off. his body was starting to collapse, and he fell to the floor. his body almost melted away. yet there was no pain. his core moved to the Edgelord. Daedges arm tried moving. he attempted to use it as a crutch in order to get up, but it was gone. his body lost form. and a few miserable sounds escaped his slit.

soon, his body was nothing more then a blue puddle on the floor. since his core was no longer covered by the membrane, he could see clarely without having to focus. his other, smaller core lay a bit away from his eye. the three smaller cores could still be moved, but only barely.

"a shame. had he joined me, i might not have had to do this. but for the Edgelord to win, he must become the true edge."

his black arm reached down, and his fingers toched Daedges eye. he didnt feel pain, but he got an uncomfortable feeling, as if something was going to happen.

"i belive... he'll do well as the crown jewel."

he picked up Daedges eye, and brought it close to his face. the lips parted, and the mouth opened yet again. the cheeks parted as well. a slit ran across them, and it opened so wide it could have eaten a human no problem. he held Daedges eye ebove his mouth, and a long tounge rolled out. the tounge slithered to and fro inside the mouth, seemingly exited. the Edgelord closed his black eyes, and the tounge shot out at the eye. it quickly slithered around the eye, blocking Daedges view. the other cores that lay on the floor were moving. the larger one among them was rolling out of the Edgelords view. the other three were barely moving. the Edgelord let go of Daedges body, and the tounge greedly pulled it in. his eye was released from the tounges slithery grip, and he was swallowed. but before he could make his was down the throat, it was as if he was pulled by something. his eye was pulled up instead of down. after a short while of travelling, he could see light yet again.

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he now saw where he was. his body was inside of the Edgelords head. rather, he was inside of the crown like thing on the his head. but his eye was in the very middle, on a single spike pertruding from the centre of his head. the view was great, but the situation was terrifying. if Daedge still had a human body, he would undoubtidly be screaming right now. from this place, he could see that blue puddle that was formally his body. in it, three small marbles were wriggeling about. a small part of the puddle was still moving.

"... these would fit as well."

the Edgelord bent down, and picked up the three marbles. he quickly popped them into his mouth, and after a small while of internal screaming, the three marbles joined him. one hovered just below him, and the other on both of his sides.

"now then."

the Edgelord walked back to his throne, and sat down. he hadnt even noticed the small core that was stealthinly making its way behind the throne. a small part of the puddle followed after. the core had rolled behing the throne, and Daedge caused (with much trial and error) small droplets of the puddle to follow after behind the throne. the Edgelord seemed to be asleep, and after a little while, he could no longer move the puddle. he had no sense of feeling or touch in it.

he could see how the core gathered the mucus or membrane, whatever you wanna call it, around its body. soon it had taken a form. it looked like his body in Chap.2, only he could barely move it. ´im not staying in this fucking poser! come on, mini me! mooooooove!!´ the mini Daedge took a few steps. after a few steps, it reached the back of the throne.

*bump*

it bumped into the back.

"huzuzuzu?? huh?... what happened just now? if i awoke this suddently, there must have been a sound."

the Edgelord looked around the room. the walls were moving slightly. the dirt wisps were nervous.

"did any of you weak fucks make a sound?..."

one of the wisps was shivering uncontrolibly. the Edgelord turned his gaze to it, and he stood up. he took a few heavy steps, and made his was to the wisp. the wisp was clarely frightened beyond it wits, but it couldnt do anything about it.

"did you awake me from my slumber, dirt?"

the wisp that was formally formed into a brick collapsed. the dirt fell onto the floor, and it stood up. it looked like a little doll or man made out of dirt. one could barely make out a face.

it quickly bowed deeply before the Edgelord, and then it shuttered in silence.

"... i will not take any risks."

the Edgelord pointed his black finger at the little dirt man, and it immidietly jumped. it took a few steps back, and then it ran. it dashed away as fast as it could. its body formed into a four legged creature, and it run at amazing speeds towards the throne.

"miserable thing."

the dirt wisp suddently collapsed. as it was in motion, the dirt shot into a wall. the wisps that made the wall absorbed the dirt he was made of, and soon only a small core lay by the wall.

"pathetic."

he picked up the small core, and ate it. he then walked back to the throne, and sat down again. his eyes darted around the room. the very walls shuttered. the throne was completely unmoving, even though it was a wisp as well. the mini Daedge was still face first into the throne. ´goddamn fucker! this mini me is goint to need arms!...´ Daedge concentrated deeply, and two small, long and thin tentackles formed on both sides of its head. the tentackles created claws on the end, and mini Daedge held them up. one of the tentackles reached up the throne as far as it could reach, and it pierced the throne with the claws.

the throne made a small movement. the Edgelord raised his left arm, and brought it down on it.

"you want in too?..."

the throne immidietly stopped moving. the other tentackle buried itself into another part of the throne. the throne didnt even dare to shutter. the mini Daedge made its was up the back of the throne, until it reached the top. it was now right behind the Edgelords head. the tentackles retracted into the small body. ´what do i do now?... can i kill this poser?...´

the mini daedge positioned itself behind the head of the Edgelord. ´but how? i dont have any powers whatsoever exept for my body!´

°you have been given a temporary power by ---. would you like to use it?°

´holy-... where the hell did this come from??! but.. uh, what is the power?´

°this power can only be used once. would you like to use it?°

´yes, i would, but what is the power!?´

°the power will now be used against foe "the Edgelord", also knows as "---".°

´hey!! atleast tell me what it do-` a mucus started flowing from the eye. the mucus was black and inside of it a few blue flakes could be seen. whenever the mucus made contact with the Edgelords body, the mucus absorbed it. soon the mucus was covering the Edgelords head.

"WHAT THE HEL-"

the Edgelord was soon covered entirely by the black mucus. his body writhed in pain. he stood up from the throne, and took a few steps. his legs dragged his heavy body a few meters, and his arm streched out, asking for the assisstance of the numerous dirt wisps. the cores of the wisps left the centre of the drit, and surfaced in order to see the Edgelords demise. his body fell to the floor on top of the blue puddle that was formally Daedges body. the two blobs merged on top of eachother, and curiosly, it took the same blue colour it had before the Edgelord melted him.

all of Daedges cores entered into the now blue mucus. his eye absorbed the many cores that were inside of the Edgelords body, and the blob took a new form.

°evolution may not commince as levels have not yet been awarded.°

the blue puddle lifted off the floor.