now, where did Daegde find himself after he dieded? was it a black void? some asshole god? did he hear a voice niether old nor young? nope. he awoke to... a wierd scene to say the least. around him was nothing. he could barely see. some sort of muddy thing was covering his "eye". oh, you want to know his thoughts? sure, sure. ´AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH´ he thought, since he had just been stabbed to death.

after the author calmed him down, he returned to his calm, edgy persona. ´w-where am i? the hell is my body??´ he attempted to move his new new body. his body had a dark blue murky colour. it was basicly a sphere, with a black marble floating in the centre. that was his body. he had great trouble wiggeling since he was not used to being a single cell or whatever you may call it. ´goddamn, it so murky! like the darkness of hell! which i like *wink*´ he truly had no sense of normal. another peculiar thing was that he had a full view. he could see below himself, above himself, everything. ´shit! the hell is this!´ he could see everything around himself, but it was so murky he could still see jack shit.

in the corner of his eye, he suddently saw something. a red, fierce colour. like that of a flame. ´the hell izzat... wonder if its burning a corpse! hue hue...´ he tried focusing on the burning thing, only to temporarely loose  most of his sight. but while he couldnt see below or above himself anymore, he could make out what the flame was. ´what in the name of the erogodess´ it really was a flame. it floated on nothing. at the base of it, there seemed to be some sort of red marble. he hadent seen it before, but the flame was trying to set fire to a piece of dirt. a small flower grew from it, but his vision had been too murky to see it. 

´the the hell is going on?? is that fire picking on a piece of dirt???´ he tried reaching out a hand to them, and his body moved. his overall mass around his "eye" diminished, but in its place, he could see it becoming murkier. he tried moving his arm tentackle thing so that he could still see, and to his surprise, it worked. in fact, he could see more clearly now. he couldnt move towards them, but he could atleast reach out that arm thingy. he started by trying touching the flame thingy. "sizzle" he felt how his arm got hotter, yet he felt no pain. just a warm sensation. the flame, on the other hand, turned its attention to him, and seemed pissed off.

it attempted to do what Daedge just did, but it failed. its tentackle thingy never got to the size Daedge had gotten his. instead of attacking from long range, the flame decided to close in. the dirt thingy now noticed Daedge. if it was a girl, he was sure it fucking blushed right there. the flame thing closed in, and its body really was flaming hot. he could easily feel it, only he had no idea how to move. he extended his tentackle, and touched the core. "sizzle" the flame wavered. ´aha! weakpoint found! now prepere to meet your end, ha ha!´ he practikly threw the tentackle at the core. the tentackle went right through the orb, or did the orb go right through the tentackle? anyways, the flame made some sort of sound, like a "KKIIIIIIII" or "HISSSSSSS", showing it was clearly damaged. the flame was sufficated, and the red marble (Core) was alone. the dirt thingy almost ran up to him. he could swear he saw a skirt flapping or something. but instead of a girl runnning up and huging him, the dirt thing went straight through him. in fact, he could see that in the flower was a green marble. the second their bodies touched, she went straight through him.

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the dirt was unharmed, but all the plants on it were gone. that included the flower with its core. his tentackle returned to himself, and he could now see how a red marble, and a green, marble was currently inside his body. one culd call it floating, but they were not. they were slowly but surely moving to his core. ´the fuck is even happening´

°due to completing quest: "save the poor villager!", you have been awarded eight exp.°

´wait wait wait, the focking hell??? ok ok ok, first... WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TEXT?? hm... wait, i was killed, right?! could i have been summoned to a fantasy world?!?´ he happily waved his tentackle, and he let it retrackt into his body. the two marbles had still not gotten to his "eye". he could still not move, but now he had something to do. ´...´ a full minute of silence followed. ´come on! the hell are you even going!?´at his anger, he somehow made the two marbles go faster. this was becouse earlier, he had not even attempted to conciously make them merge with his core. oh right, thats what happens now. the two marbles enter his black core, and basicly merge with it. 

°+2 exp°

°level up!° 

´whoop. level up, what do i get?´

°reached Lv2°

°evolution will now commence°

´wait what´ he felt something pressuring his core. and the he lost sight. he was still concious, but he could not see, and niether could he feel his body. his body, on the other hand, was moving. a blob formed below it, resembeling a drop or something. it was in fact, a tiny body. it had no arms, and it was quite thin. it had two stubby legs which made it look "kawaii chibi desu".

´the fuck is even happening anymore´ inside his body, a few flakes of the core loosened, and it shimmered. the black marble seemed to have taken on a darker colour. small flakes of black something floated about his body. if one saw this thing from afar, they would see a big round head, and a tiny body with two tiny stubby legs. it was rather cute, in fact. 

´hm, my sense of touch and vision is returning to me!´ his vision has improved, and he felt how he actually had legs. ´legs... hey, why couldnt i have a blade?! with a blade i could atleast kill someone!´ he tested if he could move and/or walk, which he could. with his stubby legs he walked around wherever he was. as his vision had improved, he could see nothing. some distance awa there was some sort of blue blob, which he approached. 

´heeeeeeeey, blue fuck. where are we? tell me or ill absorb you or something!´ he had gotten a bit proud over defeating the flame and the dirt thingys. the water didnt do anything. it turned its attention to Daedge, and did nothing. a few seconds of awkward silence followed.

°you have started: "save the princess!" by talking to Old Man°

´a quest?? what the fuck god?!´ as he thurrowly belived he had been dragged there by some god, he was totally going to blame all his troubles on god. ´well, if yer not going to say anything else, imma absorb ya!´ Daedge walked straight into the floating blob. their fluids mixed, and when Daedge left, the blob colapsed onto itself and he had taken the marble.

-Chapter Two End- 

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