-Yes i’m being stupid sorry-
“Were you always this stupid? Or did you indeed have no brain since the beginning?”
Starting to sermon me, i was sitting in seiza in front of him.
Huh? Why did this happened? I only want to make his smug face disappear.
“That attack, did you not even think what would happened if i’m not here? In the worst case that it was directed on this planet instead aboveground, all of living beings in surface here would be died! Including you!”
Yeesh, i know. it was one of the best skill that swordmaster have anyway.
But i ignored it and use it anyway. Since i wanna see this face that he made.
I actually was hoping it to kill him too.. well maybe not. Perhaps a little bit?
Kukuku he was totally panicked. It was worth endangering this whole planet to seeing that...
Thinking like that, he start to bump my head again.
Owwww..
Don't hit me too much. I would probably gone really brainless at this rate! Fuck,
It might not hurt but it still feels like it’s hurt...
“You still thinks some useless things aren't you? It looks like you're not reflecting at all”
I am reflecting, deeper than the ocean and wider than the sea.
I reflect why i didn't use more mana stone and intending to feeding it more power next time.
That way, you would disappear while bringing along this whole planet together. It was a reasonable sacrifice, yup.
Seemingly given up, he start to scratch his head.
“I see, it was probably your whole very being.. or probably it was in your very nature to be this reckless. Man, what a troublesome thing to do. If only it wasn't because of my promise with the Goddess...”
His usual flirty attitude was gone, is this probably his true personality?
Fuh he wasn't like a main character anymore, more like a naggy mother.
“Anyway, forget about that. more importantly”
“?”
He start to touch my mask and gone back to his flirty attitude.
“Since you're being naughty so much, i should just punish you right? My naughty kitten?”
……
Haa…
Yeep, he did not change at all...
I thought i manage to surprise him, but all of that is gone back like usual.
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But! I already know this. So i played my plan B.
“Wait!”
Seemingly heard me he stopped.
“Before that. I got a gift for you”
“Oh? a gift?”
“Yep, it's what you have been waiting for so long. The gift that you have been searched all along”
Seemingly excited i talked to him.
“Pfft, hahaha. You really like to tease me around huh? Just beat the bush and show me. Or you're gonna showing it to me right now?”
“Ah don't worry, the gift is in the back”
“?”
Approaching the three thugs position i come to them.
When i looked at them,
is those three crawling like a shrimp.
…..
Thinking that they didn’t move, i approached them thought they're dead.
Then kicking them in butt one of them start to responded.
“WAUUGH!”
The thug surprised, and the other follow fit.
“Huh? Is it over?”
“I thought we’re gonna die”
Ahh, i see..
Seeing such a massive pillar of light and Iskandar serious mode must put some serious trauma to those that only have a miniscule amount of lv compared to him.
Even i that looked at it directly probably don't have enough courage to do that stunt again.
I won't use it again… not so much.
Ignoring them, i continued.
“Bring the “goods” here. The time to use it has come.
I make a pose like a robber asking for a cash.
Looking at me, the thug Tom replied.
“Sir, yes, sir! I will bring the goods immediately!”
Oh? Surprised he’s getting obedient i was impressed.
Perhaps i should use that attack one or two times more if i know he would be this loyal.
Bringing the other two along, they carry a “coffin” each.
…..
“So, what is this?
Getting curious, Iskandar asked.
The hoodlum is getting stiff seeing Iskandar directly sitting beside them, but i smacked him in head.
“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?”
Just go prepare it if you are done carrying it. You can ask for his autographs later.
Seems tsk-ing he still doing it anyway.
I suppose he still need some discipline...
*cough*
Like putting a performance as the mc of the show, i told to them.
“NOW, HERE IS THE MOMENT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! A MOMENT OF TRUTH!”
*clap clap clap*
*Iskandar applauded except the thugs*
“WHAT WAS INSIDE HERE IS A DREAM OF ANY MEN, AND AT THE SAME TIMES SOMETIME UNREACHABLE, SOMETIME IRRESISTIBLE”
“BUT! WITHOUT A DOUBT YOU WILL LIKE IT. YOU'RE NOT A MAN IF YOU HATE IT AND YOU CANNOT BE CALLED A WOMAN IF YOU REFUSE IT”
“HERE IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, OPEN IT IN 3..2..1.. START!”
A bright light coming out from inside.
Seeing it with curiosity, the guys looked at the inside of “coffin”
And what's inside there...
“...”
“MMPH! HMMPH!”
Lies a black cat girl half nude tied like a food served into a platter.
……
Everybody froze while looking at this scene.
Huh? What happened? This isn't the reaction i expected for.
Seeing such a delicious treat, shouldn’t everyone supposed to say “Itadakimasu”, or something like that?
Well whatever, i didn't expect this kind of reaction but the next one would probably kill them.
*cough*
“SINCE EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE A WEAK REACTION, WE WILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE”
“THE NEXT ONE HAS THE ALLURE OF ADULT AND THEIR CHARM. ONE LOOK AND YOU WILL GET SMITTEN. TWO TIMES AND YOU WILL BE ENSNARED. THREE TIMES AND YOU WILL BE TRAPPED FOREVER”
“PLEAASE WELCOME OUR GUEST, MS IGUVA!”
I opened the next coffin...
a wolf lady wearing a sexy outfit like a ribbon used to wrap a gift is there.
While she said “Iyaan, dont look at me”
Everybody still frozen.
Huh? No reaction at all? To think i should use my trump card this fast! Let’s see...
“THEN NEXT IS THE FINAL ONE, OUR VIP GUEST AND THE BEST REWARDS THIS TIME”
“HAILED FROM THE LONG DISTANT LAND, A IRRESISTIBLE CHARM THAT CAN EVEN KNOCKED OUT MEN AND WOMAN ALIKE, CROSSING THE BARRIERS OF GENDER WIDE AND TALL. EVEN SURPASSING THE DEPTH OF DEEP SEA AND THE WIDE OF THE UNIVERSE”
“THEE SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF MOE, PLEASE WELCOME MISS REKS”
Opening the coffin its figure is shown.
“HMM! MMH!”
Tied the same like the cat girl, but with more exposure.
It was the fox boy that i yelled before.
“....”
Those guys is becoming more expressionless more...
Though the smallest thug seems to give a thumb up.
Hmm? I don't understand, but congratulations. So i reply him back with thumbs.
Medetashi medetashi, everyone happy i am too.
Thinking like that...
Iskandar approach me.
While smiling, he made a pose like holding his index finger to my head.
And...
*BLAM!*
Getting snapped hard with his finger flick, i collapsed.
His last words that i heard is “Are you stupid?”