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Chapter V: A True Friend
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"If one more thing tries to fucking eat me or put me in their mouth, I'm gonna lose it."
Choose a class: Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Mage, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, or Sorcerer
“I guess while I’m flying here I should pick one of these, but which one? Hmmm.”
Barbarians are crazed fighters with the ability to release a frenzy of attacks that-
“No. That’s not really my speed, sorry, and fighter is probably the same, just a less in-your-face type of role, I’m guessing. Skip.”
Bards utilize music to spell cast and-
Double no, I have no rhythm. Everyone will just laugh at me, and I have no arms. Also what instrument would I even play?! Stupid suggestion, next please.”
Clerics act as the vessels to their deities. They utilize spells to act as healers and defenders in their everyday lives.
“Not a bad pick, although, I’m not the religious type… I do like the idea of protecting others though. Maybe there is something else worth picking here?”
Druids respect nature and all that it has to offer. They are versatile and utilize a wide variety of spells.
“Versatility sounds nice. No sense in being a one-trick pony as they say. What about the others?”
Mages are general spell casters who greatly value magic and its study. They are able to wield many different spells and often possess significant offensive capabilities.
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“That sounds awesome. I can’t lie, flinging spells and blowing up all the fucks who want to eat me. Ah, what a dream. But I should probably look at all my options.”
Monks use their fists, arms-
“Fuck you! Next!”
Paladins are holy fighters-
“Next please…”
Rangers are capable fighters who are well-attuned to the wilderness. They use a wide range of weaponry and skills to find prey and remain hidden.
“I like all those things. Keep it coming.”
Rogues are adaptable and resourceful fighters. They often utilize stealth and highly skilled attacks as non-traditional fighters.
“Sneaky, sneaky, not a bad option either. There should be one more right?”
Sorcerers use an innate magic to cast spells. They often hyper-focus on harmful, charismatic, or illusionary types of spells.
“Interesting… Now what do I choose? I wish I had a coin to flip here. Maybe I should let my feathery friend decide.”
*Flap* *Flap* *Flap*
No response? That’s fine. I’m used to stewing in my own head at this point. Hmm, fuck it, druid it is.”
You have selected the class Druid
Please name your companion
“I have a companion?! When?”
Please name your White Soar Bird to bind your companion
“No shit huh? Maybe she won’t feed me to a chickling if I name her. Good call there Mr. Blue Box.”
*Flap* *Flap* *Flap*
“I dub thee Flappers!”
Flappers is now bonded
“Great, now take us down to the nearest landing strip there Flappers. I’m really starting to feel the motion sickness, and I’m not sure how to throw up.”
The white soar bird took its time to descend beneath the trees, whilst clutching the rock firmly in its beak. And with significant grace, it weaved through many trees and came to a landing inside of a peaceful meadow.
*Plop* *Thud*
“Ow, c’mon now, don’t just dumb me like a log. Bah, at least you seem to hear my mental commands, which is bizarre.”
Please select your spells…
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