Avid X-over (Naruto) Chapter 7 The killer Comedian

Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books and anime.

~Previously on Avid X-Over~

Kakashi: "Right........., you really are a mystery zed-san, First you pull Ramen out of your ass, then you pull gold coins out of your ass, what's next?, you gonna pull a rabbit out of your ass?."

Zed: "Maybe."

Everyone in the group sweatdropped.

Zed: "See you later zabuza-san and haku-san, I hope we meet again."

Naruto: "Wow I'm sure glad you're on our side aniki, who knows if you were an enemy. You might pull a weapon of mass destruction out of your ass."

Zed: "Who knows ototo, I just might." said in a serious voice.

Naruto: "Your scaring me aniki."

Chapter Start

Zed POV:

After the Scene I caused died down, we went back to Tazuna's house, and the villagers celebrated their newfound freedom. I served a feast for the villagers along with my stashes of beer, and the wine seems to mellow out the mood. I also cooked a special batch of ramen for my brother, and that seemed to get him out of his slump, and went back to his happy hyperactive self. I then invited Naruto to an empty room for a private discussions.

Naruto: "What do you want to talk to me about aniki?."

Zed: "I'm sorry Naruto, I heard about your situation from Inari."

Naruto: "Noooo!, Now you'll hate me now too." naruto said sadly.

Zed: "What are you talking about Naruto?, I don't hate you."

Naruto: "You don't?, but isn't that what you came here to discuss with me?."

Zed: "Silly Naruto, that's not why I called you here, I called you here because I thought that you might be lonely living alone, and ask you If you want to live with me since you are now my brother."

Naruto: "Really??, You want me to live with you?."

Zed: "Yes really, that way I can take care of you and serve you more delicious ramen."

Naruto: "RAMEN!!!, you got a deal aniki, now you can never get rid of me."

Zed: "Silly Ototo, Were family now, and family stick together no matter what. I won't give up on you, and share your burden with you if it's to much for you to carry alone. I just wish we could be real blood brothers, but I love you for who are, and no matter what anyone says to you, I will always be your brother."

Naruto: "Aniki!, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me." said with tears forming out of naruto's eyes.

Naruto: "Aniki!.

Zed: "Naruto!."

Naruto: "Aniki."

Zed: "Naruto!."

Naruto: "Aniki!."

Naruto was about to hug zed.

Zed: "AHEM!!, don't you dare pull a Guy with me ototo."

Naruto: "Nani??."

Zed: "Trust me, you don't want to know."

Naruto: "Whatever you say aniki."

Zed: "Alright, that's Enough of the mushy stuff for one day, let's go back to the festival. I'll also make more of your favorite ramen."

Naruto: "RAMEN!!, come aniki let's go the party, so I can have more of your delicious ramen."

Zed: "That's my ototo for you, let's go slowpoke."

After that, the festivities continued with good food along with many bowls of delicious ramen, and the feast finally ended. We stayed with Tazuna to finish the bridge, and with naruto's unlimited stamina, along with the shadow clone jutsu, the bridge was finished within 3 days The citizens of the wave also named their bridge "the great Naruto Bridge". I handed Tazuna-san a scroll containing 100k gold with an estimated value of 1 million Ryo with a note saying "I trust you on what to do with this money". I told him to open it after 5 hours after we left. We arrived back to Konoha safely, and we went our seperate ways, because Kakashi-san insisted that he will do the reporting, I would probably guess that he will be emphasizing the technique I used to revive the two dead ninja, I just hoped no enemy ninja saw that technique, Oh who am I kidding, I'm in so much trouble, The whole mob of the wave villagers saw me doing it. I will just have to prepare myself for the worst, then nothing an enemy can do will surprise me. I think that is a well made plan, considering I made it on the spot. Mwahahaha! I'm so good, I even scare myself sometimes.

Now what to do with my free time. Ahh yes, I have to thank Kurenai for her help last time. I asked a passing ninja on where to find miss Kurenai, and He pointed me to training ground 8. I arrived at training ground 8 to see Kurenai's team doing practice jutsu ,and teamwork exercises, I then approached slowly at them.

Boy with puppy: "Hey sensei, I think there's a person here who's lost."

Kurenai: "Well let's greet them shall we?, everyone well take a break for ten minutes while I greet this person."

Kurenai approached me slowly and was about to speak but I interrupted her.

Zed: "Hello Kurenai-san, Its been a long time, I thank you for your tutelage.

Kurenai: "Do I know you stranger?."

Stolen novel; please report.

Zed: "I'm hurt Kurenai-san, you don't remember me?, no?, Oh okay then, I'll refresh your memory, I'm that civilian that asked you for a lesson in genjutsu."

Kurenai: "You are?, How have you been?, I hardly even recognize you, when did you become such a hunk?, and did you ever complete the project you were working on?."

Zed: "Sigh, You would be this fit too Kurenai-san, if you train with Guy for nearly 2 years now. I was only asking for a little bit of defense lessons for fitness purposes, but the Hokage deemed it funny or overkill that he decided to send someone with a unique taste in fashion, and is also a slave driver."

Kurenai: "Pffff....Hahaha..hahahaha. I'm sorry zed-san, but I imagine you would quit the first few days and ask for a different instructor."

Zed: "You can do that?, Oh my God!, Noooooooo! My lost Youth!!!..."

Kurenai: "Hahahahahahaha!, I'm sorry zed-san but that is somewhat funny,..ok it's very funny, It seems that Guy-san has rubbed of on you."

Zed: "OMG!.. your right, I did sound like Guy-sensei for a moment there."

Kurenai: "mmmfpphahahaha... I'm sorry zed-san but the way you spoke it was almost a perfect copy of Lee."

Zed: "Oh! my! God!, I'll refrain myself from talking now, before I embaress myself further." said with a shining smile.

Kurenai: "pffpfpfp...Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh your killing me here zed-san, that smile, your definitely Guy's student. I would be admiring how cute you are with that smile and in any normal situation I would faint right now.. but this....., This is Gold Comedy!!." Kurenai declared.

Kurenai: "Oh what Anko would give for this kind of entertainment, I bow at your Magnificence and charisma Zed-sama."

Boy with Puppy: "Kurenai-sensei is that man attacking you with genjutsu?."

Kurenai: "pfpfpfhahahahahahaha, Oh he's attacking me alright, he's attacking me with Pure gold comedy that you would die for, I'm lucky to be alive to witness this person's genius. I can die happy now."

Boy with shades: "Kiba-kun, has Kurenai-sensei gone insane?."

Kiba: "Why yes, this man here attacked Kurenai-sensei with what Kurenai said and quote "This is Gold Comedy!!", this is bad Shino-san, this is worse than the horror stories in the T & I divisions Morino Ibiki would do. Worse, the man is only a civilian and did not use any jutsu."

Girl with Pale eyes: "We must help Kurenai-sensei Kiba-kun."

Zed: "Yes, I bet if Kurenai-san would tell this Ibiki person to check on her mind and make a show out if it, Kurenai-san would be rich, if what she says that anyone would pay an arm and a leg for what she said and quote "This is Gold Comedy!!." material." zed said while rolling his eyes.

Kurenai: "pant!, pant!, pant!, That's absolutely brilliant zed-san, do you want the profits 50-50?."

Zed: "OMG!, I was merely kidding when I said that, but if your crazy enough to do it, you can take the whole share of it, you have my permission, The fame that it will bring me will be more than enough for the payment."

Kiernai: "You got yourself a deal Zed-san. I'm so going to so be rich." Kurenai ran straight to the T & I building.

Three Students: "What just happened?."

Zed: "I believe my friends, that you have just entered the Twilight Zone."

Three Students: "Pfpfpfphahahahaha."

Kiba: "Kurenai-sensei was right, this guy is I quote "This is Gold Comedy!!.", pffffhahahahaha.

Girl with Pale eyes: "I don't get it."

Shino: "Pfahahahahahha, maybe someday, Hinata-san, maybe someday..pffffhahahahaha."

Hinata: "Mooh!, I wish I was closer to Kurenai-sensei when it happened, maybe then I would understand this and I quote "This is Gold Comedy!!." material. said in a depressed voice.

Zed: "Ohh you don't have to wait long Hinata-san, I'm sure kerenai-sensei will make it into a short movie, and you can watch it later, you should go to Kurenai-san right away to get the premium tickets before it gets well known, and tickets will be hard to come by." Zed said sarcastically.

Hinata: "Really?, I should go now then, before someone beats me to it. thank you civilian-san." Hinata bowed and run to the T & I building.

Kiba: "Wait for me Hinata-chan."

Shino: "Yes, wait for us."

Zed: "Well, I'm glad I helped make someone's day brighter."

Little did Zed know that his sarcastic advice to Kurenai would later gain him the monicker "The killer Comedian" added to his title.

Authors Note:

I was laughing very hard while making this chapter, but after a few proofreading I seem to have lost the humor of it. Maybe it's is just me but when I read it the first time I was laughing so hard. The second time though I reread it though I seem to have lost my sense of humor. I want your honest opinion, when you read it the first time, what was your impression? Was it funny?, then re-read it the second time, is it still funny?.

I await your reviews,

zed019