Avid X-over (Naruto) Chapter 3 Me?, A Ninja?

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The next day, I woke up very refreshed, I took a bath then breakfast. I decided to go grocery shopping. People were whispering something though. Something about a civilian defeating the dreaded sunset no jutsu technique by Guy and Lee.

I just realized something, that was me they're talking about but civilians didn't seem to notice me. Ninja's however were giving me a mix of awe and fear look that they couldn't help decide which they think of.

Suddenly a swirl of leaves appeared in front of me and a ninja with a mask revealed himself to me and it looks like he's an Anbu.

Anbu: "Zed-san, the Hokage wants to talk to you, please go to the Hokage tower as fast as possible." he said in a voice that has a fearful emotion behind it.

Zed: "Sure thing Anbu-san , I'll be right there as soon as I can."

The Anbu vanished in a swirl of leaves, and I Walked towards the Hokage tower. I asked to receptionist of my appointment to the Hokage and she seems to want to get rid of me quickly and told me that the Hokage is expecting me. I opened the door and Sarutobi was eyeing me strangely.

Sarutobi: "Hello zed-san, how have you been?."

Zed: "I've been pretty good hokage-sama , the exercise with Mighto Guy has been doing wonders to me."

Sarutobi: "Please call me Sarutobi-san like you did before."

Zed: "Please Forgive me for my slip-up Sarutobi-san if I accidentally insulted you before."

Sarutobi: "Not at all, it was quite refreshing actually, now I called you here today to let you know that your full citizenship has been approved, congratulation Zed-san, Your finally a full konoha citizen."

Zed: "Why thank you very much Sarutobi-san, but I doubt that's all that you are going to inform me, because that stuff can be done in the mail."

Sarutobi: "How perceptive of you zed-san, As you know I heard a strange rumor lately, something that spooked Guy-san and Lee-san recently. They are both in the hospital along with their team Tenten-san and Neji-san and that they are in a comma."

Zed: "Sigh, I guess the jig is up huh Sarutobi-san, I'm the only one interacting with the team that day and I'm the only one not in the hospital."

Sarutobi: "What exactly did you do zed-san?, as far as I know you are a civilian, What could you possibly do to harm my veteran ninja and his team."

Zed: "Sigh, as you know Sarutobi-san I am taking taijutsu lessons from Guy-sensei for about a half a year now."

Sarutobi: "Yes, Guy-san informed me of your youthful progress."

Zed: "Quite, and as you know or may not know , I have been studying the academies basic 3 jutsu for awhile now and some chakra exercise. I decided to inform Guy-sensei that I am studying the academy 3 and can do them without a hand sign."

Sarutobi: "That's impressive zed-san , That's a feat worthy of attention."

Zed: "Is it?, now where was I, When I informed and showed it to Guy-sensei, he seemed happy and proud at me, and he finally decided to let me meet his team for a spar. It went well the next day, until Guy-sensei formed a horrible sunset no jutsu with Lee, It was so horrible that it etched itself in my mind."

Sarutobi: "Yes, I can personally attest to that. Seing it once might traumatized the untrained mind."

Zed: "That's exactly what it did to my mind Sarutobi-san, That I had to find a way to stop it for our future sessions. for a month I studied various books on genjutsu that could nullify their effect, but as a civilian, there is only so much I could find. So I did the very next best thing, ask a ninja where I could learn it from, but as you can see people are reluctant to point me to the right direction because I'm a civilian, but I explained to them that it's purpose was to counter that horrible sunset jutsu. They quickly understood the situation and directed me to jonin Kurenai Yuhi and I told her what I have come for. She quickly teached me the basic freeform genjutsu and sent me off. She said that freeform genjutsu is the place where it can lead me to my answer. She was right, after studying the desired effect of what I wanted meticulously, I was able to finish it within a month and we had a meeting yesterday. I threatened Guy-sensei and Lee-kun to not do their horrible jutsu and they would not listen to me. So they left me no choice and activated my jutsu and you know the rest."

Sarutobi: "That's an amazing story zed-san, but really, tell me the truth honestly zed-san."

Zed: "You don't believe me Sarutobi-san?."

Sarutobi: "Its just hard to believe a civilian doing something to my Veteran jonin level shinobi and his team, especially Guy-san since I personally know him."

Zed: "Why don't we test it then hokage-sama, I'm sure that there are many brave shinobi out there? right?."

Sarutobi: "very well Zed-san , I'll humor you, please do that jutsu to me since I'm the most experienced here in the village."

Zed: "okay Sarutobi-san but I did warn you."

Zed: "Secret art: MOTTO DEVASTATION!!!."

On cue some sort of music intro started playing.

* JESSIE:

"Prepare for trouble!"

JAMES:

"Make it double!"

JESSIE:

"To protect the world from devastation!"

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JAMES:

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

JESSIE:

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

JAMES:

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

JESSIE:

"Jessie!"

JAMES:

"James!"

JESSIE:

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

JAMES:

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"

MEOWTH:

"Meowth! that's right!" the cat-like animal said.

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End music while showers of confetti were produced on the background ending.

Sarutobi: "Ghahhh!! , Pant!!, Pant!!, pant!... That was too strong zed-san, If I did not have my years of experiences with me, I would be in a coma right now. That should be classified as a Rank S assassination technique."

Zed: "So you believe me now Sarutobi-san?, I'm sorry for Guy-san and his team and for that I apologize. Is that all Hokage-sama?."

Sarutobi: "Wait zed-san, As you know there are 5 hidden villages around the world, and All are fighting over the top place which is currently the village hidden in the leaf. We may seem like a peaceful Village, but that has a price on our shinobi forces with their blood, tears and sweat and their lives. They have given everything for this village's peaceful livelihood. We are currently at war zed-san ..." interrupted by zed.

Zed: "I don't like where this is going, gulp!*"

Sarutobi: "Please stop interrupting me zed-san, now where was I ?, ahh right, We are currently at war zed-san, that a tiny shift in the force could mean the life and death of our village. What you did zed-san is incapacitate one of my most trusted Jonin level ninja and his team, and that leaves a big hole in our fighting force. And we can't exactly let you go either zed-san, by now enemy villages have reached the news about a civilian that defeated a veteran Jonin and his team. All of them would like to get a hold of you zed-san to topple the balance of power. That leaves me with very little choice zed-san, It is rather you join us as a ninja, or you don't want to know what the other option is."

Zed: "Sigh, It looks like I have no choice in the matter, I maybe in the bingo book already. Sigh, I'll guess I have really no choice. Even if I heal Guy-sensei's team. The damage has already been done."

Sarutobi: "Wait!!, You mean you can heal them zed-san?." said in a hopeful voice.

Zed: "Can you put up a privacy seal hokage-sama?."

Sarutobi: "Done!!, uses hand seals and set-ups a privacy seal."

Zed: "Yes, hokage-sama I can heal them , As you know I may have certain abilities that qualify as a kekeigenkai hokage-sama. One of them is to heal."

Sarutobi: "That's great zed-san, with your current skill set we can place you in as a tokubetsu genin as a medic. Ohh right , I almost forgot, Can you please heal team Guy? zed-san."

Zed: "Yes, I better get right to it, They are my friends too you know."

Sarutobi: "That's great zed-san, I'll accompany you to the hospital."

The hokage accompanied me to the hospital where we were led to a room with Team Guy in it. The hokage used a privacy seal and it was finally my turn.

Zed: "Healing hand!, Healing hand!, Healing hand!, Healing hand!." A soft white-green light enveloped each person of team Guy as I casted the a healing spell.

Guy: "What happened?, all I remember is that zed-san was warning us not to do our teacher-student bonding session and after that its all blank."

Lee: "Same with me guy-sensei."

Lenten: "Same with me."

Neji: "Same here too."

Sarutobi: "Good!, it's best if you forget what happened and rest until you recover. Zed-san let's go back to my office."

We walked back to the Hokage tower, and the Hokage put up some privacy seals again.

Sarutobi: "All right zed-san, just sign these papers and wait 30 minutes to get the photographer to arrive here and you all set."

30 minutes and a photograph later.

Sarutobi: "Congratulations on being a shinobi zed-san."

Zed: "Oh joy, Wait!! I have a request to make hokage- sama."

Sarutobi: "As long as it is reasonable."

Zed: "Yes, hokage-sama , I need to know where I can find a copy of advanced fuinjutsu and do you have a jutsu that lets you be two places at once?."

Sarutobi: "take this ring, this should give you the clearance you need in the library's shinobi section and take this scroll , this contains a forbidden technique called kagebunshin no jutsu, which means shadow clone. I'm positive that you have enough chakra for this one, and it lets you clone yourself and whatever your clone learns, it's memory will be transferred back to the caster."

Zed: "thank you hokage-sama, this is very useful, by the way hokage-sama, why haven't you used the kagebunshin to complete you paperwork faster?."

For a moment the Hokage stood there unmoving, then he banged his head to the nearby wall saying stupid,stupid,stupid. The hokage then thanked me and casted the kagebunshin jutsu himself, and smiled as he tackled his mountains of paperwork.