Avid X-over (Naruto) Chapter 5 The secret? what secret?

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I quickly packed my supplies into my stat window including clothes, Food ingredients, and cooked dishes. The food doesn't go bad in my status window, while if you put them in storage scrolls they will rot, plus only I can access my status window, so no stealing.

I quickly headed to the land of waves by tree hopping, it's quite a refreshing experience plus I added chakra on to my legs for the boost, so I can arrive to my destination faster, I took a boat to an island, and asked for directions to Tazuna's house. I arrived there and knocked on the door.

Old-Man: "Yes, yes, I'm coming, who is it?."

Zed: "hello Good evening, is this Tazuna-San's place?."

Old-Man: "Depend whose asking?." the man eyed me cautiously.

Zed: "Ahh, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Zed and I'm the back-up Konoha sent to help team 7 on their mission."

The cautiousness of the old man vanished and went cheery.

Old-Man: "Is that so, then you found the man your looking for, my name is Tazuna, and pardon the hostility, Some assassins are after my life."

Zed: "No problem at all, if I was in your place, I would do the same."

Tazuna: "what an understanding young man you are, come in, I'll guide you to Kakashi and his team."

Tazuna-san guided me to a room in his house where kakashi and his team where currently at the room, and we went in.

Zed: "Hello everyone, my name is zed, and I'm your back up."

I introduced myself with a smile that mimicked Guy-sensei's and Lee's shining smile without the good guy pose. I still remembered how I came to know this technique.

~ Flashback~

I was on a training session with Lee and his team, then Guy- sensei and Lee approached me.

Guy: Its been a while now that we've trained together, and although your not my official student, you are still my unofficial student.

Zed: "Thank you for your kind words, Guy-sensei."

Guy: "That is why it is finally time, to officially induct you to our group."

Zed: "But I thought I was already your unofficial student Guy-sensei?."

Guy: "That is only on the outside, it's time to officially make you my 2nd disciple, and to do that you must wear......... [ This ]."

What Guy-sensei was holding seems to be, dare I say it, a Green Spandex jumpsuit that seems to be shining brightly. I wonder how it does that...wait......wait....did he want me to wear that green spandex jumpsuit? ..... ah...sensei must be joking with me, I'll ask him again.

Zed: "That's a good one sensei, okay I admit you got me, for a second there I thought that you wanted me to wear that green spandex jumpsuit."

Guy: "Its no joke zed-san, this mystical green spandex jumpsuit does wonders to your training, making them improve you by leaps, and bounds isn't that right Lee?."

Lee: "Right!!! Guy-sensei, I was skeptical at first too zed-san, but I was wrong, The wonders of the mystical green spandex jumpsuit cannot be denied." said in a good-guy pose with his thumbs up with his teeth smile shining brightly.

Zed: "OMG!, OMG!, That's so wonderful Lee-san."

Guy: "So you'll accept wearing this mystical green spandex jumpsuit?."

Zed: "Yes, yes I'll have to.....humbly decline guy-sensei."

Guy: "I'm Glad you see it my way.......what??, but I thought you said yes?."

Zed: "Hmmm?, did you say something Guy-sensei?."

Guy: Curse you Kakashi!!, curse you and your hip attitude, You even corrupted one of my student. Curse! you, Curse you to no end.

Somewhere A white-haired ninja with an anti-gravity defying hair was Feeling proud for some strange reason, so happy in fact that he made a small happy dance.

Lee: "That's okay Guy-sensei well beat Kakashi with our hard work."

Guy: "Your right Lee."

Lee: "Guy-sensei!!."

Guy: "Lee!!."

Lee: "Guy-sensei!!."

Was about to Hug each other until

Zed: "AAHEEM!!."

The two quickly froze, and they suddenly get the feeling that it would be bad if they were doing their Teacher and student's bonding time around Zed.

Guy: Right, zed-san I'm sorry for bothering you, I'll leave now seeing as you don't want to learn from me. said in a sad voice.

Zed: "WAIT!, I'm sorry if I offended you Guy-sensei, but I'm not ready yet for the all powerful mystical green spandex jumpsuit, ( yeah, more like never) but There is something I can learn from you and only you, and it can only be seen as sign of being your student, binding them in a sacred brotherhood, or fraternity, however you take it."

Guy: "It is?, What is it , What is the thing that you can learn from me that can bee seen as being my student?." Guy said excitedly.

Zed: "Yes, what I want to learn from you, that every man aspires to copy, is The sacred art of the Good Guy Pose!!."

Guy: "The good guy pose??."

Lee: "The good guy pose??."

Zed: "Yes, It might come to you naturally, but for uncultured men like myself, that in itself is a sacred art, that can woo anyone at will, and make men shudder in their shortcomings for not having learnt it himself, please teach it to me, no I'm begging you to teach it to me Guy-Sensei!."

Guy was shocked!!, He never thought about it like that because it just come naturally to him.

Guy: "Is that really true zed-san?."

Zed: "Yes, Guy-sensei."

Guy: "Ahh, That must be why they shy away when I do that pose!, I'm so great I did not even realize it."

Zed: ( Actually, it's probably the green spandex jumpsuit that gets in the way, If you did a change of wardrobe and did that pose to the ladies, they would swoon themselves all over to you, minus the thumbs-up sign, and just focus on that dazzling smile, and the God's will bow down to you). Zed thought.

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Guy: "Yosh!!,come zed-san, I will teach you the secret art of the good guy pose. Lee come with me, as Zed's sempai, it is your duty to help your kohai achieve greatness."

Lee: "Yes!, Guy-sensei!."

After that, I had a grueling months of secret training, and after such guidance of both Guy-sensei and Lee, I too can make a smile so dazzling, that can make any woman faint.

~Flashback end~

"Ahh ,what a dazzling and mesmerizing smile." everyone in the room thought.

White haired man: "I'm sorry, did I hear you say that your our back-up?."

Zed: "Yes, I did shinobi-san."

White haired man: "Ahh sorry about that, my name is Hatake Kakashi, what's your name."

Zed: "Its Zed, no last name."

Blonde haired boy: "He's our back-up?, I bet I could beat him, datebayo!."

Pink haired Girl: "Shut up!, Naruto!."

Naruto: "But, Sakura-chan."

Black haired boy: "don't judge a book by its cover, dobe!."

Naruto: "Like your one to talk, sasuke teme!."

Kakashi: "Mah, mah , I'm sure our back-up is a super strong shinobi, right zed-san." said while eyeing zed carefully.

Zed: "Sorry to disappoint you Kakashi- san, but I am a humble medic-nin."

Naruto: "See sasuke teme, I can totally beat him tebayo!."

Kakashi: "Don't be so hasty naruto, I heard rumors about zed-san here, He can almost heal anything, right Angel-sama, It is said that he is second only to Tsunade."

Zed: "Those are just rumors kakashi-san."

Naruto: "See Kakashi-sensei, I can totally win."

Sasuke: "Hnnn."

Sakura: ( Sasuke's so cool, he's cooler than zed-san's smile, wait why am I thinking of zed-san?, Shanaroo!!.) , thought sakura.

Kakashi: "Still, naruto he neither confirmed it, or denied it."

Naruto: "Nani!!, So he's a super awesome Medic?."

Zed: "Awww don't feel bad Naruto-san, here have some Ramen."

Zed got a hot steaming bowl of ramen from his stat window, and it looked to others like he was getting it from out of thin air. ( let me explain, while zed was on his stay at Konoha, He managed to stumbled upon a small ramen establishment called Teuchi's Ramen Stand, The ramen was good, more than any of it that he tasted in his world, that he vowed to make something just as good if not equally better ramen. So he experimented, his level now could be above Teuchi's with the aid of his cooking skill stat., but zed kept it to himself, he didn't want to run that restaurant out of business, plus he had already so much money in

hand. )

Naruto: "RAMEN!!!!, The food of the Gods, Thank you for showing this unworthy disciple a miracle in these desperate times. He quickly took the ramen and ate it so fast while muttering So Good, Omg! it's better than Teuchi's, huh?........ no more ramen?, Noooooooo!, why Ramen Gods have you abandoned me so!!, Sob!, Sob!."

Everyone the room sweatdropped.

Sasuke: ne, ne Kakashi-sensei, is he a magician?. said while his fingers are pointed at zed.

Kakashi: "I don't know Sasuke, I don't know."

Naruto: "RAMEN!!, sob!, sob!."

Sakura: ( sakuke-kun's so cool, why is Naruto crying?, why are Kakashi-sensei's and Sasuke-kun's face like that. ). thought Sakura.

Zed: "It's okay little guy here have some more."

two more ramen popped-up both in his hand, and Naruto Took it lightning fast this time. Naruto ate it just as fast this time while saying thank you, thank you, thank you.

Naruto: "Ahh I'm full."

Naruto: "You!!." pointed his fingers at zed.

Zed: "Yes?."

Naruto: "From now own, your my aniki!." the blonde teen declared.

Zed: "What!!!!!???." Zed said confused and puzzled.

Sasuke: "ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei, that didn't just happen right?." He said in a whisper to Kakashi.

Kakashi: "What?, you mean our back-up shinobi pulled ramen out of his ass, and Naruto is a ramen addict that became our back-up shinobi's brother/ follower?, yes that just happened Sasuke." said in an awed voice.

Naruto: "I said, from now on, your my brother, aniki."

Zed: "Ahh, I thought I heard you say that, yup." Zed said in the, I know what I'm doing, but not sure voice.

Naruto: "Yay, aniki accepts me." said in a cheerful voice.

Zed: "Well, when life gives you lemon, you make lemonade."

Sasuke: "They are both Crazy!, Crazy!."

Kakashi: "Step away from the crazy people Sasuke, come Sakura, let's get out while our sanity is still intact."

Sakura: "What?, okay Kakashi-sensei." said in a confused voice.

And just like that a week passed and Kakashi only managed to teach his team the tree walking exercise, and Zed and Naruto bonded some more with the talk of ramen, and training taijutsu's, while Kakashi and the rest of the group were nowhere found near the two.

Kakashi: "Its time to face zabuza."

Sakura: "But Kakashi-sensei, we didn't tell zed-san about the Hunter-nin and zabuza, plus he is still with naruto."

Kakashi: "Leave the crazy people alone Sakura, I'm sure Naruto will tell his new aniki, that today is the day we estimate that zabuza is recovered."

Sakura: "Your right Kakashi-sensei."

Sasuke: "Hnnn."

Authors Note:

I had a blast with this one, I was supposed to release it tomorrow, I was laughing very hard with this one, I mean I was just writing, and one thing led to the other and It turned out great. At least to me.

Happy Reading,

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