Item List from Cloak
6 high grade steel daggers (sets of 2, each set different but matched)
3 Bullseye lanters, filled and lit
2 Hooded lanterns, filled and lit
2 Hooded lanters, empty but with wicks
3 Mirrors (2 polished metal with steel backings one glass over silver in steel frame)
4 10ft poles
3 50ft coils of hemp rope
2 50ft coils of elven silk rope
8 large sacks, assorted materials
3 bags of gold (100gp)
1 bag of chocolate coins (100 ct) (wrapped in gold foil)
2 silver coffers (6in x 6in x 1ft) est 500gp value
2 Iron Doors, hinged self attaching with bolt locks and key. (up to 10ft x 10ft space and 1 inch thick)
2 bags of gems (assorted, 10 each - 100gp value gems)
3 wooden ladders (24ft long)
1 Riding horse with tack, saddle and saddled bags
1 Medium War horse with leather barding, saddle and saddle bags
3 instant pits, 10ft cubed
1 mule with saddles bags and cargo harness
3 Rowboats (15ft long) with oars and rudder
4 potions of healing (1-8hp)
2 potion of Extra Healing 3-12 hp, 3 uses)
1 potion of minor healing (1-3hp)
4 war dogs (large dogs such as mastiffs trained to fight, guard, and defend)
2 Riding dogs (war dogs also trained to be used as mounts or to pull wagons, ie working dogs)
2 scrolls - each has 1 spell of 1st to 3rd level, randomly determined when drawn forth
2 self attaching windows with glass backings, 2ft x 4ft up to 2ft deep - makes a nice shelf space in walls over 2ft thick.
2 portable Rams (battering type)
1 large mug of Coffee (Decaff with 2 sugars and 2 creams)
2 Door, straw or thin wood. Good for keeping out water and drafts and nothing else. Flamable, otherwise the same as the iron door.
2 heavy wood doors, slide bolt lock on inside or bolt lock with key
1 Gem pop, candy gem on a cheap tin ring (grape or cherry flavors)
1 Rowboat with no oars or rudder and a slow leak, fix the leak and its just a normal, albet old, rowboat - basically this can have any one of the problems rarely all of them
1 broken portable ram, possibly useful for it's metal content or as a door stop
1 potion of Delusion (random effect)
1 boot of jumping, 50% chance for left or right boot, may take multiple tries to get a boot for each foot, style of boot (or shoe) varies with each incarnation - always fits anyone who wears it however.
A writing journal, with ink pot and quill (200 pgs)
A 3" tall dancing tiki doll that sings “it’s a small world’ (or other easily repetitive song) over and over (mages can reprogram these to sing different songs)
A vodka martini, shaken not stirred, with a lemon twist, no olive
A fresh pair of undies (breeches) and clean socks) sized to fit wearer
One delayed blast fireball (15 seconds 8d6) (grendade)
A ball of twine – 10’
One angry badger (when pulled Throw as far as you can toward opponent) - can actually be any kind of highly agressive small animal such as wolverines - once calm they work as a pet / companion / guard animal for the Owner of the cloak
A deck of cards from playing to tarot to fortune telling sorts (non magical)
Wire cutters or multitool with wire cutters as an option
A spider monkey (Loyal Pet)
An anvil (medium) sometimes with assorted smithing tools attached
One set of cutlery (knife, fork, spoon with a napkin) - never plastic
A spyglass (small telescope)
A magnifying glass
A necklace of garlic (24 heads)
One tuxedo (tailored to fit wearer) {or the equivalent fancy suit or dress in setting}
a small wooden table with a chair (2ft square, or round, 29 inches high)
a medium sized square or retangular dining table (no chairs)
a small jar of cooking spices (random)
One crossbow (loaded) (1 shot)
3 lbs of uncooked rice
One potion of minty fresh breath (mouth wash) - 8oz
One goat (female gives milk, male will protect user)
One carafe of hot coffee (1 quart)
A pink flamingo lawn ornament (wood)
A coconut cream pie (or apple pie, or any kind of pie the DM wants)
One cat (its a cat, it does what cats do. Tends to follow the one who summoned it hoping for treats or scritches)
One wooden stake
One long sword (wooden practice - makes good firewood or poor torch)
1 Meduim War Horse with chainmail barding and Western saddle and saddle bags
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One continual light spell on a small cylinder object
One 24lb turkey, fully cooked, piping hot with all the trimmings (Trimmings include: stuffing, Mashed Potatoes with skins mixed in, 24 dinner rolls, Cranberry sauce, Pumpkin Pie, Pecan Pie, Green Bean casserole, gravy in gravy boat. Large knife to carve the turkey, and large 2 pronged fork to help serve it) - actually any large bird will do and trimmings can vary, but there is usually enough to feed 6 to 8 people for one meal
One torch (lit) (or large candle with holder or candle lantern)
One bow and three arrows (type of bow is random)
One nut cracker (the metal kind not the figurine kind)
One jar; peanut butter (32 oz) assorted brands and type - crunchy, creamy, natural with oil, or mixed (chance at getting goober, with the jelly in it)
One set of 12 climbing spikes
A silver tipped lance
One set of salt and pepper shakers (Full)
One campfire (burning, with 6 logs on the side)
One quiver of sheaf arrows (20)
One Shield spell scroll
One small jar of Grey Poupon (3 oz Mustard) really any form of mustard, but the God who made these likes Grey Poupon so that is the most common. size 3 oz to 8oz
One hourglass
Disposable Magic weapon. First round it is +3, Second +2, Third +1 Fourth normal there after, usually a good quality sword that was enchanted by an apprentice type mage (which is why its magic fades) or was a practice enchantment - styles and types vary
One Delayed Blast Snowball (Ice Grenade 8d6, movement slowed through snow)
A set of wind chimes
One tower shield, (black)
A soup ladle
A lawn gnome ornament (Clay) - different poses each time drawn
A gallon of random colored paint in a ceramic jar
One raincloud (100 square yards, rains for 1 hour heavily)
A small pot of glue (or bottle or stick)
Magical Armour repair kit (good for one suit of armour)
One hair brush (sometimes get a curring brush for animals)
One set of thieves tools
Magic Toothbrush (Kills plaque in a 1” rad)
One rake or shovel (assorted types)
One cloak (magical sizes itself to wearer)
One pair of high soft boots (Thigh high, gender set for wearer)
One garbage bin (10 to 13 gal)
One scouring brush
One water proof traveling cloak with hood (Extra large)
A bag of 12 caltrops
5 lbs of ground meat - random for type (uncooked)
Just enough change (Whatever coinage the caster needs, under 1 gp or 18sp and 20cp [which comes out 1cp under 1gp] if no change is called for when drawn)
A halberd (or other pole arm)
One Spell spell scroll (lv 1 or 2)
One full set of horse barding (fits first horse its used on) random type
1 Universal Snake venom antidote (1 dose)
One set of dice (gamer)
One chicken (Live) (or other fowl type - just chickens are more common)
One sombrero (or other hat)
A full set of bandages (in a white painted wood box with a red + on it)
A large laquered wood plate with four cheeses and some pate with crackers
One large shovel, assorted types
One Scroll of Protection from Fuzzy Creatures. (anything with fur is affected)
One Marriage Certificate (Names blank) appropreate to culture wear is in
One frothy mug of ale (excellent quality) - tends to come out in fancy mugs, including the ceramic dwarf head with the helm being the lid (assorted sizes to) (can pull this one out up to 12 times a day, it counts as the drink for the Feast Day patch)
One small silver bell (worth 5sp)
One Silence 15’ radius spell (4 hours)
One pair of warm woolen mittens or gloves
One large white flag and a 10’ pole (can be used as a large handkerchief if no one to surrender to is about, or torn in to strips to use as bandages), occaisionally a strange 'national' or 'battle' flag comes out instead
One small hand axe or other hand tool
One potion of floral breath (Everywhere the person breathes, flowers grow - 30 minutes)
One bag of hard tack (12 wafers) or crackers (including sandwich crackers)
One pair of scissors (from safty to tin snips)
One shady tree (plants itself and takes root) (25% chance it bears some kind of fruit)
A 10’ x 10’ x 10’ block of ice (fresh water) (up to 4 of these in a cloak) - 74.81 gallons of water when melted - which is enough to fill a 10ft cu hole
One toothpick
A bar of soap (herb scented)
One Disposable Magic Key (Opens one lock and vanishes)
A 10' x 10' x 10' pit (up to 4 of these in a cloak)