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She nods, "That is fine. Best to do it now cause later you won't have that option."

Pauses, thinking how to word it, "Ok one, how are you going to do the female companion I asked about ?"

Blank look, then searches her notes. Then yells at someone he can't see. Then long suffering sigh, "They had you down for Being the girl. Good thing you ask or you would have woke up female." she looks miffed. "Really hate it when they miss important things like that."

"Actually I had a coughing fit during the wish, so that may have been the problem." he tells her.She considers and nods.

"Ok, reworking a few things - now, I suppose you want to be well endowd as a man ?"

"Well yes but not Huge, I think a max length around 10 inches and a width, I don't have hands now do I, hard to gesture with out hands."

Smiling, "Just picture it, we can get it from there. Allot of men get a little crazy about the length but you apparently have it worked out."

"Bi-sexual actually. Like girls more but have had some boy friends in the past. I like breast, allot. More so as I have gotten older. Tend to like slender lean muscles over the bulkier type to. Don't like tatoos at all, well the permanent kind. Not sure why. Just don't." he sighs, "Sorry started to day dream a bit there."

She laughs at that, "Ok when next you wake your wish will be fulfilled. Mind you we operate a no refund policy. Once it's done that's it. No further changes can be made unless you find one of our cards and make another wish. Those are Very rare to. Most cards are limited to mage replications which lack the ability of our cards."

"What about the girl and the wealth ?"

"Oh right, need hair color, the rest is pretty self-explanatory, though kinky is giving them some trouble, hmm if I could get a wish it would be for them to give me a list of things in order, oh well. You will get some starting gear and money maybe a few minor magic items Oh and the staff, you actually found a dormant Mages staff, they are waking it now. It will be bonded to you so it can't be stolen. Also because of the complexity of this they want to add in something of a 'limiter' to you. I will let you pick something but it needs to be good. Game balance as you put it."

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"Ok, girl first. Partial to red heads, fiery type not that ginger or auburn stuff, like brunets to with long to, at least waist length though knee length is good to, heck long enough to pool around feet is interesting, but I leave that to you all, Tall, I like tall girls, long legs, even, small feet, don't know why I like small feet. Kinky, um, I like BDSM stuff, high pain tolerance, open minded. I have limits on that but love sexy clothing, leather, pierced nipples. Pierced ears are ok to. Not noses though, that's a little to far out for me. long tongue, something sexy about a long tongue, but then I like fangs on a girl to, well sharp looking canines anyway. Part of my attraction to female vampires in that I think... Though part of me wants a harem but that's more of a teen wish. The idea of two girls or more who love each other and me equally and maybe sexaully, bit of a turn on you know ...on Limit. Well my favorite has always been Weirdness Magnet, sometimes called Weird Luck, think Swashbuckler kit, then amplify it a bit. Not usually enough to kill the person but if there is something strange going on, the character is likely to find it, stumble on to it, or at least walk along the fringe."

"That will do, good limiter, makes sure you’re going to have an interesting life, whether you want one or not. On the girl, they got a question, any problems with her being a vampire ? We actually get request for love interest to. Got a few who fit your preferences amoung them a couple vampires. A couple day walkers and some Night walkers. Mind you these are Potential, you still have to win their heart and they yours."

Hm, "I don't have a problem with that really. Though from what I recall, the Daywalker would be easier to be around in some respects. Though really I just want someone who is a good match for me both intellectually and emotionally you know."

She smiles and nods, "Sleep now, when you wake you will be in your new body and world. Good luck."

And he does.