"Let go of me, yer little rascal" (Kled)
"GREEFRLARGGG" (Skaarl)
"Oh no no no, don't ya dare" (Kled)
The little yordle words were in vain as the lizard tossed him off her back and ran away at breathtaking speed leaving the angry creature behind with three little calamities instantly jumped on him.
"Nah nah, are you a squirrel or a weasel?" (Megumi)
"Hey, cool blade you got there, can I borrow it?" (Dante)
"Mister little, your hat funny" (Nami)
"I ain't those tiny bastards, I'm Lord Major Admiral of the Second Legion's forward artillery - cavalry multiplication. And no, ya ain't borrowing anuthin', hey stop touching my hat yer durn rascal" (Kled)
"Your name is long. I will call you mister little then" (Megumi)
"Mister little, can I have your hat?" (Dante)
"Hihihi, your voice iz funny" (Nami)
"I'M NOT LITTLE" (Kled)
Meanwhile, booming sound can be heard in the distant as the poor bunny kept dodging between person to person.
"Hold stilll, I'm trying to shoot you" (Jinx)
"Stop. I said stop. STAHPPPPP" (Luxus)
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOOOOOM*
Luxus desperate shout was cut shot as a Super Mega Death Rocket flight at his place.
"I had enough. You are not the only one with explosions" (Anna)
The explosive maniac Anna who inherit her questionable personality from her father counter-fired with actual fire as massive balls of inferno flying toward another explosive maniac with Sandra still latching onto her.
"ANNA, YOU ARE SOOOO GROUNDED" (Sandra)
The almost immortal Sandra panic when the fireballs flight in a straight line toward her. Sandra, with her Destruction Empress skill, had a kind of automatic defense system that decomposed anything coming at her with bad intention into nothingness, anything. Unfortunately, this amazing ability didn't include friendly fire.
*Boom boom boom BOOM*
Well, she will be fine though with her absurd physic. Then again it only applied to her body as her clothes were torn to pieces.
Go away folks, there's nothing to look at, unless you were lolicons, in that case I'd have to call the police.
"Kyaaaaaa" (Sandra)
As for the blue hair, double backs lunatic, she had already fled to the nearby kids troupe to torment the old yordle.
""Are they always like this?"" (Shen, Ryze Karma)
The four then looked at each other. Well, a certain monk still can't look shit, anyway you got the point. On each of their face, the line 'we are screwed' were screaming loundly and clearly.
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
"I'm regretting my decision already" (Ryze)
"No shit, dude" (Shen)
It took a whole damn 30 minutes for things to calm down. The once peaceful grassland was now full of scorching holes and smoking ground. The dead frighten bunny stood in the the middle of all this chaos, shaking uncontrollablely. Sandra was hiding behind the fountain to remake her clothes from reinforced platinum silks made by Megumi with the family housewife, Flora helping her. Anna was forced to do seiza along with the other trouble makers including the kids troupe, Dante, Megumi, Nami and the champions, Jinx, Kled and Skaarl. For some reason, Shen was also suffering the same fate with the bunch. Luxus was knocked out cold even though he barely avoided the rocket right in the face. Oars and Sai had been done in far earlier with their slow nature. Our champions stared blankly at the scene unsure of whether to laugh or to cry. Of course, a certain monk....fine I will stop with the blind joke.
Another 30 minutes flew by the wind, the family now with their new company finally started their journey in another world. What happened to Jinx and Kled? Here were their answer.
"Sure, it will be fun" (Jinx)
"I'm gonna claim a new territory" (Kled)
"Cool. Now then, one problem, how do we carry that" (Shen)
Said Shen as he pointed at the statue with the stone platform.
"......" (Everyone else)
"Just leave it there" (Sandra)
"Don't wanna. I'm gonna summon new guys. There's a saying: the more the merrier, ey?" (Shen)
"You deal with it then" (Sandra)
Shen walked to the fountain to inspect if he can lift it up or not.
When he touched the statue it disappeared and a screen popped out in front of Shen.
[The Nexus Fountain is stored. You can take it out at anytime]
"Neat. Alright, let's go. To a new world"
They will all find out soon enough that this world was not exactly a new world
-Jack Furry POV-
The old Warmark Empire, after meeting its dismay for angering a God, had been left barren with no sign of life for centuries. Only when the Great Cataclysm occured did the vast valley created by Her prosper with new lifeform. Even then, the place became a hostile land with powerful monster roaming freely, only reowned adventures came to earn profit from monster materials and occasionally royal knights from the Warmark kingdom came to train or to challenge themself. It was by no means an easy feat to tread on this place. Many forefeited their life and many more hotblood youngsters drowned their dream and life in this land. Currently a group of such youngster was running with death behind their back. A 15m tall cyclop holding a whole tree was chasing frantically after them mowing through the dense trees as if they were just grass.
"FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKKK" (Trean)
"Shaddap and run dimwit. Ya dun wanna be breakfast fur dat thing, do ya?" (Jack)
"You're the one who drag us into this situation" (Hilda)
"Now ya wanna blame me? Ya are the one agreed to it so eagerly in the first place" (Jack)
"I'm the only one object to the method. Who the fuck want to kill a cyclop by poking it in the ass? I said we should castrate it but nooo, you have to go with the ass" (Tilea)
"Your idea is not so diffirent either" (Trean)
*ROOOOOOOAR*
"Shit. Run faster" (Jack)
These idiots were a infamous group of prankster that left everyone around them spechless for their stupid, life-risking pranks on monster and humans alike. Well, they certainly not weak as they can survive in this place for a long period of time but if they didn't loose the cyclop soon said period would come to an end . Stabing its ass with a sharpen wood pillar was not helping either as the enraged cyclop was dead determined to crush them to death with the same pillar they stabbed it with.
Looks like Miss Fortune just shone her light onto them as they were running, they met a certain boy no older than 13 years old strolling leisurely in the forest.
"Oi oi, is that a kid. What is a kid doing in here?" (Trean)
"Who's care. HEYYY, KIDDO. RUNNNN" (Jack)
"???" (Sai)
Said boy just stood there staring at them clearly not understanding anything.
"Shit. We have to get him" (Tilea)
*Rumble Bam Bam Bam*
"Hurry up" (Jack)
The group then made a hard turn straining their leg muscle to the limit. These idiots didn't realize that they just dragged innocent bystander into their own problem as the cyclop didn't even notice such a little boy. And the fact that it was strange for such a small kid to be alive in this kind of place. Perhapse the cyclop on their ass clouded their judgement? It didn't matter as said cyclop was closing on them faster than before. Jack, the party leader, tried to snatch Sai off the ground but to his surprise the boy didn't move an inch.
"What's wrong?" (Hilda)
"He doesn't move" (Jack)
The boy just watched them in silence with his expressionless face.
"You useless bastard. You can't even lift a 13 years old kid? And you called yourself best advanture of the world" (Trean)
"Shaddap. Something's clearly going wrong here" (Jack)
The cyclop didn't let them think as it crushed another tree and stepped into the clearing.
*ROOOOAAARRRR*
"We are fucked" (Hilda)
Then all of their vision turned dark including the cyclop's
-The family POV-
"Why are there ice scuptures here?" (Karma)
Simultaneously all eyes (except the chamions) turned to Sai.
"Sai? Wasn't this the place you got the firewood?" (Sandra)
"Um.... no? I got it over there" (Sai)
"No cookies for you a month" (Sandra)
"But they tried to attack me" (Sai)
"Freezing people into statue is not a good behaviour" (Sandra)
"But...." (Sai)
"No buts" (Sandra)
"orz" (Sai)
The family's enforcer was as merciless as always
"Are you going to keep arguing or defrost them?" (Ryze)
Said Ryze as he pointed at the ice statues. The kids troupe and Jinx were studying it curiously and poking them with sticks.
"Ah right, Anna, if you please?" (Sandra)
"Got it" (Anna)
*WHOOOOOSH* *BOOOOM*
"ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN THE WHOLE FOREST THIS PYROMANIAC" (Sandra)
At least she got the work done. The four idiots were free of the ice prisons as well as the cyclop. The weak humans who had their body temperature dropped to a dangerous level fainted immediately but the cyclop with its strong physic lifted up the club it was still holding in its hand to smash the humans below. When the club descended near 5m radious around Sandra, it distorted like radio wave and disintergrated into dust.
Confused by its weapon disappearance, the cyclop stood still dumbfoundedly. Sandra flicked her finger and the cyclop distorted just like earlier. The distortion is not without pain as Sandra power made the elements that constructed the cyclop very being vibrated at a high stratum and forcefully teared them apart. A very devil power if I had to tell. Of course the pain of having your body split into dust was beyond imagination. Screech of suffering can be heard throughout the forest then suddenly everything went silent. The champions watched in horror as blood and flesh turned into crimson mist, cold sweat drenched their backs. She only intended to erase the stupid monster but an entire piece of forest behind the cyclop disappeared along with it.
"Tch, my control is still lacking" (Sandra)
To make the matter worse, Sandra muttered a single sentence that made the champions sweared to never make her angry again. They were not the only one who had their soul shaken to the very core by her display of power as Trean, the strongest of the party, thus also the only one barely kept his consciousness witnessed Her returned.
"The Goddess of Destruction" (Trean)