Dear Mum, what the fuck

I just had one hell of a motherfucking day and I have to tell someone otherwise I’d swear I’d be going insane.

I know I’m not insane cause my sister saw everything too, but honestly I still can’t believe my eyes. I don’t think I’m gonna be getting any good sleep for a while. Not after today.

Today was Illima's trial!

I went to Route 2 with my sister.

But first we had to head to Big Wave Beach, which nobody ever really goes to unless they’re weirdos.

One woman reccoemned Mantine surfing to us.

I do not believe I have ever heard of this Mantine Surfing. What is it exactly?

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Some people in all black headed to us. They had guns.

They were threatening to shot a woman unless they were allowed to Mantine Surf.

Jesus Christ, were these people raised in a fucking barn?

After I sent them packing, the woman gave my sister some fresh water.

After that little adventeur, we went further to Route 2.

We then saw more of the robotic cosplayers, and Rotom Dex pointed out they didn't look like your typical Alolan person.

I then changed my cosplayer theory. The robots... no, cosplayers... they gotta be aliens.

I caught a Spearow called Max... which I then traded for a Hawlucha.

Then Illima led me and my sister to Verdant Cavern.

And the first trial began.

These trials are death traps, actually. My sister and I were forced to fight for our very survival. The cave was full of blood and bones.

To start with the good news, I acutally got a slightly blood stained Normalium Z! And that’s all the good news. Getting that Z-crystal was not worth all the pain and suffering. My Hawlucha was badly hurt by the Totem Gumshoos.

Somehow, I killed the cursed Totem.

We dodged a bullet there. No... me and my sister didn’t dodge a bullet, we dodged a goddamn nuke.

After the Totem Pokemon, the Cosplayers appeared. They seemed completely unperturbed by the fact that this cave was covered in blood.

The purple haired one introduced himself as Dulse. And the fishtail plait girl was very excited to meet us and introduced herself as Zossie.

These two were part of the Ultra Recon Squad.

My alien theory was right. They definitely come from space, I just know it.

I pray that tomorrow will be uneventful, I’m not sure I could handle another day like today.

Love from Sora xxx