Welcome to the world of Tim. Tim works in his own little office in a big building that has too much glass.

One day Tim was doing his job, the title of which is utterly unimportant to this story, when, you guessed it, one of Tim's colleagues walked in with good news.

Enter Damien. Damien works in his own little office inside Tim's own little office. Makes you wonder how big this glass building is doesn't it?

"Tim I got good news.", says Damien.

"Uh huh?", Tim mutters.

"You're fired."

"... How is that good news?"

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"Because you're being hired to a better position."

"So...So I'm being promoted?"

"Yes...you can look at it in that lame way or you can look at it in the awesome way I said it at first."

"No...no that's not an awesome way, people have done unspeakable things from hearing they're being fired. Remember Shannon?"

"Well, unlike Shannon, you don't have 3 kids and a part-time wife who's an undercover drug addict."

"That's true, I have 2 kids and a complete wife who's an above cover drug addict."

"I wish I had a complete wife."

"Oh, I'm sure. I'm also sure she wouldn't mind you autographing stripper titties every weekend."

"Your point has been seen ."

"Then why don't you see my point about how bad your way of delivering news is?"

"...Look I just wanted to be surprising damn it!"

"I'm sure you did Damien. But next time when you think "surprise" you should try a cupcake and a candle."

"Would you believe me if I told you I ate the cupcake?"

"Unfortunately yes.", Tim sighed.

"See that's why I had to do something to make this different."

"Different from what exactly?"

"Different from just another day in the office.", Damien finished.