[In the previous Chapter of 'A Game of Life and Death']
Shin got shot into the game and gets trolled by 'Man in Black'. After waking up he found himself in the game somewhere in a forest called 'The Dark Forest of Beasts'. A voice came suddenly, which turns out to be an AI assistant named Riru assigned to him for guiding him throughout the game. As Shin tries to put the guidebook into the vagin- ahem slot of the assistant, things get steamy and Shin gets knocked out by loosing so much blood from nosebleeds.
Continued.............
[ Chapter 4 ] [ A Nightmare ]
[A women’s voice in a glitchy way]
“Shin..........wake up..........you are going to be late.”
“Late? For what?...........An-and who are you?”
“What? You don’t recognize me? I am your mother! *shocku* Seriously! Were you that deep drowned in your lewd dreams that you forgot your own mother?! *crocodile tears* *scary glare* Huh! What do you mean by crocodile tears! I’ll kill you, you damn narrator!” (*sighs* Yare-Yare.....This cruel world can’t stand the truth.)
Mother? But she was supposed to be dead. I remember clearly; she died in an accident 9 years ago. How come she is alive? I must be dreaming. Yeah it must be that......but ah! I wish this dream never ends. By the way, What am I getting late for? Maybe I should just ask her. “Umm....My head feels heavy and dizzy. Can you tell me again what was I getting late for?”
“What?! How could you forget something important like that? Though I am happy that I don’t want you to remind you again but......Today is your date with Chiwa-chan isn’t it? If you wish, you can stay at home instead of wasting your time with her!” *starry eyes*
“Umm..... I think I’ll pass on that offer.” *a little creeped*
“So you are gonna abandon your mother for a girl? I get it now......... I am aging so you are ashamed to be seen with me right? What did I do to deserve this?”
“Please cut it out Mom!”
“Eh......So harsh!”
“Oh! By the way, I forgot the place where I was supposed to meet Chiwa-Chan. Can you please remind me that place again?
*confused* “Shin.” *grabs his shoulder*
*startled* “Y-yes?!”
*in a loud voice* “Are you really Shin?!”
*yeah he too shouts* “Of course I am!! Why are you asking that suddenly?!”
“B-but you’ve been acting strange since u woke up! Do you hit your head? Did you eat something strange? Have you taken a bath? Are you feeling weird somewhere? Want to take a dump?”
“What am I? A kid?!” Geez! I think I made her anxious by asking pointless questions. It’s a given she would act like that. *grins* I was a sincere and brilliant kid back in my school days. I think I’ll just leave and find some other ways to manage the situation. *gurgle-gurgle-gurgle* though she’s right, I really need to take a dump. (he got to taste his mom’s cooking so got excited and ate too much. *smirks*)
*flush sfx* “Are you feeling well now?” *worried*
*sighs* I worried her so much for nothing. “Yes! I am totally fine.”
*relieved* “Thank God! I am sorry I yelled suddenly but.....you were acting as if you weren’t Shin so I blurted it out without thinking....am sorry I said stupid things back there.......am a bad mother right?
*chuckles* “You are the best mom in whole world!”
*squeal* “W-w-w-w-what are you saying! I am not good that much.”
“Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
*0% damage punches* “Shin-Chan you meanie!” *smiles* *pat-pat* “Now get going. She must be waiting for you.”
*putting his shoes on* “Okay!”
“Ah yes! Since you asked........maybe she is waiting at the countryside café....and yes, one last thing!........cherish the things you have in present, you don’t know what future gives and takes from you right? *chuckles*
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“Hm?” *confused*
“Ehe! Looks like I really am getting old, Maybe I should rest a bit.”
“Yeah! That should be good! *opens door* Well then, Ittekimasu!” *closes*
“Itterashai!........*sighs* Really, such a bad luck he is going to be stolen” *walks back to the living room* “Hmm? What’s this?........Oh no! He forgot to take this along with him!” (What is the thing he forgot? At least tell us!) Should I take it to him? But won’t I be a bother if I go now? *Shocku* He may start to avoid me and kick me out of the house?!!! *passes out* (Hey woman! That’s too much for a son complex!! Wake up!!!!!)
[Shin arrived at café]
Umm......let’s see. If I am right, then this should be the café mom told me about. Mom was saying that this place is pretty cheap but I should keep myself packed up for further situations.
“Oi baka.”
*turns around* “Hmm?.......What are you calling me idiot for?” What’s the deal with this girl? Suddenly approaching and calling me idiot!!
“Huh?........Then as your girlfriend, What should I call you?”
“Eh?”.........Dahelll!!!!! My girlfriend is a gal?!!! What happened to you ‘Me’?! Why are you being called an ‘idiot’ instead of ‘darling’?!! And that too by a woma- I mean girl?!!!!! Where is your self-esteem?!!!
“What are you spacing out for?” *snap-snap*
“Uh.....Yes! Let’s sit!” I guess for now I’ll keep playing along with the act.
“So?....Did you brought what I asked for?”
Ehhh!!!!!! She asked for something to bring too?!! What is it that she asked for?!! “Umm?.......What that thing might be?”
*bam on the table* *stands up* *clinch* “You really have a knack for joking with me on a pretty serious issue! If you are joking then quit it before I smash that face of yours!!!”
Crap!! Is this thing really that important to make her bring wrath on me?!!!!! Man! Looks like I got myself into a real trouble! What should I do?!! “Umm......You see, I am not fully awake so right now my brain is pretty messed up. Can you please forgive me if I forgot something important?” *peek*
*in awe*
“H-hey.....? You alright?”
“Are you really Shin?”
Shit! I forgot I wasn’t an apologetic person!! “O-o-o-o-of course! Who would it be if not me! h-h-h-hehehe! You are really funny!!” *pat pat pat*
*grabs* “You watched some drama or video to get tips for the date? Why are you acting all good?”
“N-n-no! I didn’t!!” I don’t need tips for dates! I’ve been on so many dates with different kinds of women, th-though it isn’t my fault if none turned out to be a success *scratches his head* (you really need some tips) But yeah, I did check up on Google for ‘How to date a 13 year old girl?’ (A Lolicon!!) Bullshit! How am I supposed to know about dating a 13 year old! And shut your pit!!! I aint a lolicon!!
“O-okay! Geez you really need something to refresh.”
*Waiter comes up*
“What would you like to have?”
“Umm....I’d like to have some coffee with a cheesecake.”
*writing noises* “1 Iced tea with a cheesecake. Okay! And you Sir?”
(He is reading through the scene where her mom collapsed to find out what he forgot) Damnit Mom! Why did you collapsed without telling what it was!! Damn you narrator!! Why isn’t it a Manga instead of a Novel! I could’ve seen the damn thing! (It really takes a lot of efforts to write just a novel, Shithead!)
“Shin?”
“Y-yes?” Shit! I spaced out again!
“What would you like to have Sir?”
*sighs* Guess I’ll just keep that on hold for now. I will be creating a bigger problem by spacing out on her again and again. I really need to cool down myself. “I’d like to have some beer. Make it a large one please.”
“Eh?”
“Huh?”
“Eh?” ***** *realizes* Crap!!!!!!! I just keep stepping on landmines whenever I speak!!!!
“Um....? Sorry Sir, we don’t serve that here.” (That’s what you are disturbed about?!!)
“Hey Idiot that’s-“
“BEERUS! A meal with a giant Beerus goodie!!” Sorry Beerus-San! I had no choice but to use your name!! Please forgive me! (Yes! Please forgive this insolent! It’s not a copyright but the complication of the situation!)
A-ah....You were talking about that?”
“Y-yes! What else would it be? Don’t tell me, you thought I was ordering a beer?
*watches a monkey bluffing*
“For real? Haa-ha-ha-ha-haa!” *gasps* SAFE!!!
“O-okay Sir. One meal with a beer- Ahem....Beerus goodie.”
Something like that exists! (For peoples having this question, Let me remind you that ‘ITS A DREAM’.)
“Your orders will be ready in 2 minutes.”
Fucking Hell! This dream is turning into a nightmare for me! Just wake me up already!!!! RIRU!!!!!!
(As you can see yourself, Shin got stuck up in a hell of a situation of dating a 13 year old gal. But who is this girl? Does it have anything to do with the story? Did a girl like that really existed in Shin’s past? Will Shin lose his V-card to a mino-*Shin punches* Sorry....I meant will Shin really turn to a ‘Lolicon’ from a ‘MILF lover’-*Shin chokes* *crack* *K.O.* “Geez! That guy is really a bad news!........Ah! By the way, I want someone to draw me so that I can show myself to you guys. *smirks* be grateful that I am asking you brats to draw me; you won’t get a second chance like this. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA! *clears throat* though please pray for me to wake up from this nightmare. See you in the next chapter!”)