[Entry of the protagonist]
I was walking down the Shrine praying to get something that I love the most……Money. I am Shin Bravegreed, a 27 year old unmarried salaryman. Yeah I know you are going to say - “Your name matches your personality” (only the ‘greed’ part) but I will also be helping people if I had money for my own living!!! I’ve been working for a programming company for past three years, but that asshole boss of mine is a piece of shit who makes his employees do a damn load of work and on the day of remuneration, he just takes a day off and tells us to wait for the next month (he only do this when it’s his turn because he slacks off and don’t complete the work until the deadline). Sometimes, I have dreams of killing my boss with a knife, by poisoning, by choking his throat and more interesting ways to exterminate him, that’s why I can say that at least I have my dreams as something nice in my life (tell his boss to be careful from this psycho). So where was I? Yeah, The Shrine.
I was going to my office and suddenly, I blacked out. The next thing I knew was that I was in a pale dark room with my hands tied to a chair having a bulb hanging from ceiling. There were four more people with me, one woman and three men. Normal peoples will scream for help and wonder pointless questions like - “Where am I, Who are these peoples, Who brought me here, Why am I brought here? and all” (a normal person’s thought) but what I thought was - “Where is my purse ? Did they rob me of my 2 years old artificial gold plated watch which I had bought with the money I collected from working at three part time jobs?” (a top tier greedy person’s thought) ……..I know it’s hilarious but that’s the kind of guy I am, I think that's why I'm still unmarried *sighs in grief*.
Anyways….I looked at those guys, they were bruised at various parts on their body, maybe they tried to defend and run from them when they were being captured……huh! What a foolish thing to do (don’t be confused he is not reincarnated) ………I think that’s because they are younger than me….it’s not that I know them, they look quite good after getting that much beating because……..to tell the truth, compared to them even though I don’t have a mark on my body I can collapse again any moment as I left empty stomach this morning *gurgle-gurgle*.
*footsteps approaching* Oh! Looks like someone’s coming, I wonder who might be the one and what is the reason behind all this shit but I swear am gonna kick that bastard’s ass really hard who wasted my precious time like this (by ‘precious time’ he meant sleeping in the office). I might ask that man something to eat as he kept me hungr- *a person in black appears in front of Shin*. “Who was he again?” *asking the other person came with him*. He doesn’t even know who I am yet he kidnapped me?. “Shin Bravegreed, 17 years old, single, lives in a worn out renting flat at 27th street of dengri colony, works at a third-class programming company, sleeps at work and doesn’t complete work on time, can’t even earn decent amount to fulfill his daily needs, his goal is to murder his boss takeaway his wife”.
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Ooooii!!!! Stop-stop there Mr. Informer……how the hell did he know about that all? -and wait….that waifu take-and-run is a total lie. That shit’s wife is a 73 year old lady…..who do you think I am?.... a gerontophile?, who gave that information to you?....bring me that asshole I’ll kill him first then that shitty boss of mine. “So, Mr. Greed”- why did you chose ‘Greed’ instead of ‘Brave’? I would like to know that first.-“I am really ashamed of my behavior and acts towards you but it was the only way to get you into this discussion or more precisely you can call it a demand” seriously now I’ve had enough of all this playing along “What the hell do you think you are doing?, You abducted me, brought me to a place I don’t even know and now you also want a favor from me? Like hell I would do that. Do whatever you want, I don’t give a f*ck about damn shitty demand of yours” *silence for some seconds*
(Meanwhile: what Shin is thinking after saying those words to the guy in black) Shit! Damnit! Now I’ve done it……this guy is gonna beat the crap out of me now…..what should I do? *gurgle-gurgle* Why it has to be now? Damn you my appetite! Stay quiet for a while, would ya? I am in a live and die situation here. “Looks like you are having a hard time there aren’t you Mr. Greed?” he figured it out. Now he is gonna make his work done by manipulating me through my hunger. “Bring him some food” *saying to his attendant* “we’ll talk later Mr. Greed, for now just enjoy your food and give your mind a break. Let it cool down so that you can think about my demand with calm and peaceful mindset……See you later Mr.Greed.” damn you my stomach! Now what about my coolness? It all went *whushhh* in a sound of hunger. *a person brings 5-combo pack of PcDowalds* Ohh! Wow…..that’s the latest limited edition of PcDowalds *sparkle in eyes*-No wait Damnit! Don’t eat it! What am I being so happy about!!! It’s just a limited edition meal that you don’t get to eat without a VVIP pass and premium membership of PcDowalds…..nothing great about it, Huh!.......AAAHhhhhh!!!! I WANT TO EAT IT!!!!!!, NOOOO, I DON’T WANT TO EAT IT!!!!!! (He got confused in his own thoughts and desires and at last-) *nom-nom-nom-nom* “It’s delicious!” I knew it; this combo pack has come from heaven to me!! (-he ate it) *nom- nom-nom* “IT’S DELICIOUS!!!!” (and he kept praising the food until he ate it all)