“What the hell is this? Am I already in the game?.......Guess not?......Its just the lobby.” Damn that bastard! He tricked me and those kids when we were knocked out. I guess the other ones have already logged in *judging through player count panel*.
*tab pops up*
*startled* WOOOAAAH!!!..........eh!.......What was that just now? Oh! Its just a info tab. Huh!........I-I-I wa-w-was- wasn’t r-r-r-rea-really s-s-sc-sca-scared. Ye-Yeah! I-i-i-it was j-j-j-ju-just an a-a-act.........“H-H-How was that!......Y-Y-You really thought I was scared right? Ha-Hahaha!.......These silly things cant scare me Mr. Shithead.” Ummm......let’s see what we have here “Enter your Character name” Character huh?.......anyways I won’t be playing so there is no use worrying over that.........hm? What is this? *tap*
|Choose your Character Type and Avatar|
Character Type and Avatar?.......Hey wait all good and powerful ones are taken!! I only got the leftovers! And more than that.....What is up with this character’s skill!!!! *Seduction: Can seduce someone to get exp by doing ‘it’ with the seduced* “What do you mean by ‘it’ Damnit!!!!!!!! Who would want that kind of skill in a combat game idiot!!!” Huuhhh.........What am I getting so worked up on? At first place I ain’t gonna play this game. *Loud Voice* “I’ll wait here until this shit ends! You hear that bloody black bastard!!!”
*Admin speaks through mic* “Yeah! I heard you loud and clear Mr. Greed. Saying all those stuff in spite the condition of yours? You do have the balls to speak like that.......Oh! By the way, if you don’t log into the game within 60 seconds; you will be killed by brain hemorrhage.”
What the hell!
“And your time starts.....”
“Hey! Wait a second!”
“NOW”
*panics* Arrrhhhhh!! Damn that son of a bitch!! He knew from the starting that i'll resist for playing this shit!
|30 Seconds Left|
Whaaaaaaat!!!!!! At what pace is this countdown going!!! 30 seconds are gone already?......Seems like the other players were also forced to login. No other choice huh? Then lets make it quick and efficient. In my school days I mostly spent my time in playing different kind of RPGs so I kinda have a sketch of how this thing works......but here I have only one chance to choose a type and as I wasn’t going to play this trash; I didn’t paid attention to character types. Any male avatar would do it but type is important. I can’t make a hassle here.
|10 Seconds Left|
“Seriously something is wrong with that countdown of yours!!!” Okay, let’s see........Aha! maybe this character type should do fine. And for avatar.......Grey? How shabby name.
|03 Seconds Left|
Aaaaa!!!!! Just anything is fine!! *pushes the login button*
*tab opens*
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|You haven’t entered your character name. Continue with auto fill? {YES} {NO}|
“WHAT THE HELL!!!!”
|02 Seconds Left|
“Get over with it YOU FUCKING TABS!!!!!!!!” *taps on yes*
|00 Seconds Left|
What?......Am I going to die?........Is this how my life is going to end?
*Music plays* “Happy April’s Fool Day!! You have been fooled by admin!!”
“What!!!!! It was a fake!.......damn you fucking shittymouthed, asshole, bootychined, poophead geezer!!!!!!”
|Transfer In....|
“Wait for a minute you-”
|3....2....1....Taking Off|
“DAAAAMIIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!”
(after a long sleep)
*Wakes up* Uh......Where am I? *fidget-fidget* Forest?......Why am I here- *tab pops up* Woah!! Seriously these pop up settings need some changes or I’ll die by a heart attack for sure......huhh......let’s see what it says
|Welcome! You are currently in The Dark forest of Beasts.
I am your assistant and guide Riru.
to continue press enter.....|
*Tap*
|Please insert the guidebook in slot to get more information.|
Hmm.......guidebook.......I remember that shithead saying something like this too. Let’s see if it’s in my backpack. That said..........Where the hell is my backpack?!!!!! What kind of joke is it?! If I don’t have a storage device how am I supposed to find this guidebook of yours!!!!!
|Do you need any help master?|
“What!! Who the hell is controlling this thing? Are you mocking me sitting out there you-”
|What do you mean by controlling master? I can talk on my own.....That aside
If you are finding your storage section, it’s in your hat.|
“What the hell do you mean by YOU are talking on your own? You think I am a fool? There is no way an AI can talk like that! Stop mocking me or you’ll pay for this. This time I’ll let you off the hook for helping me but next time you talk nonsense; you are dead meat! Got that?”
|I don’t know why are you suspecting me master but I am telling the truth.
Every player has an assistant like me who can help his/her owner in
the game. Assistants are ranked based on the character type’s rankings.|
what? *surprised* Then that means all the things you are telling me right now are your own thoughts?
|Yes master!|
If what she is telling is true then that alone can make a damn amount of money for that shithead!!!!!! What the hell does he want from all of this if it’s not money?........No-no-no-no! Right now I should be thinking about clearing the game. So where was I?...Yes, the guidebook huh? I hope it’s in my hat as that assistant said *tap* *tap* *scrolling* “Aha! Found it! Now if I am right then maybe I can equip it if I select it right?” *tap*
*Equipped Guidebook*
Good! Now where should I insert it? *fidget-fidget* Ah! Found it. Now just put it right there and-
“Ah! *erotic voice* That’s a sensitive part. Please be gentle master.”
“Woah!......what’s up with your voice and wait- You can talk?”
“It’s your fault for touching it so suddenly. At least tell me before you touch so I can be prepared.”
“What are you talking about? For what do you need to be prepared?” (I think you all know by now what’s going on)
“It’s my first time so please don’t be rough, okay?”
“What is u- wait a minute!” *flashback* [sensitive part. Gentle. That’s your fault. Prepared. Dont be rough. FIRST TIME!] *nosebleed* No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no......It can’t be be that. Yes, It’s not that, I must be mistaken right?
*Starts putting in * (the guidebook)
“Aaaah! Its entering me.” (the guidebook) “A-a-ah! I-Its big, too big. Yes, I can feel it. Master’s thing is too big for my slot.” (thing refers to guidebook)
“WOAAAHHH!” *2nd Nosebleed* “Hey! Cut it out with that phrasing!! And why are you making those weird noises!”
*Data Processing*
“Haaahhh!!! Its coming! Its coming! Its coming!!!!! ” (the data)
“Huh!!!! Who is coming!!!!” *3rd Nosebleed* What the heck have you made you damn old pervert?!!!!!
“Its too much! Too much!!!! I-I-I-I am gonna explode!!!!!!” (the data is too much that her disk is filling up) Eyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
EXPLOOOODEEE!!!!!!!*4th Nosebleed*
*heavily breathing* “It came so much inside me.”
(After that shin got knocked out due to sudden rising in his pulse rate caused by the sudden increase in blood pumping. Will shin wake up? Will he be able to clear the game with his ero- I mean excellent assistant? What await for us in the next chapter? For now let’s just pray for Shin to be okay.)