I'm Josh Minerva.
Yep.
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What?
Especting something?
OH, YEAH!
I forgot this is a story.
I'm the MC ya know.
Heres the setting, I died and came back to life! Extremely cliche right? Welp this part isn't. I actually died by simply sitting in my room while I was enjoying myself on the computer. It was a perfectly normal day, Monday I think? Anyways, I woke up feeling miserable. Took a shower feeling miserable. Ate breakfest feeling miserable. See? Perfectly normal day. As I was saying I was enjoying myself on the computer. Browsing internet memes and videos. Then all the sudden my microwave exploded! It started a massive fire in the kitchen. Naturally I did the only thing I know to do. Throw the nearest liquid! So I through a bottle of water at it. Or I thought it was water. The thing was full of some sort of flamable substance. I nearly died from the explosion. Now I've given up all hope on my house. So I ran to my computer and started to unplug the desktop and calmly carried it piece by piece out of the room. I had finally gotten out of the house. Now I felt alot better since atleast my computer would be fine. So I walked to the sidewalk and was going to wait for the firetrucks to arrive, Then a truck comes around the corner and immediatly tries to run me over. I dodged and he ran over my computer... My heart was breaking. Naturally I did the only thing that came to my mind. FUS RO DAH! Then somehow the yelling lazer face appeared infront of me and obliterated the truck.
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The trucker was some how still alive. So I walked up to him and then used a classic movie meme. "These are not the Droids your looking for" And somehow read was able to manipulate the guy! I found out I was wanted killed by a rich guy I offended when I went one of the eastern countries. I was touring with friends! I can't afford it alone though... Anyways the rich guy I offended was some eastern Asian teen with way to much money and a bad personality. So I did what any sane person would do. I waved my hands a few moments and a Sanic appeared to carry me to victory! It was actually pretty fast. I went outside the dudes mansion. It was some ancient stuff. It had Pagodas for the sake of modern times! This irritated me slightly less than my heart being murdered by my computer being destroyed. So I called out PENGES. When tons of giant robotnics came out of the ground and destroyed the place I felt very happy. Then the rich teen I offended appeared. He started saying things in his own language but I really didn't understand. My heart was broken and I was super irritated so I didn't really care for his nonsence. So I did the only thing I could think of. I summoned CREEPERS! Then I blew up with the guy. I wasn't sure if he was really guilty or not but to be honest. All of my gut feeling screamed "THIS GUY WANTS ME DEAD" "LETS TAKE HIM WITH ME!"
Then I woke up in a alternate world. I started testing out the abilities I had when I was in my world to see if they could still work. I was shown that they DEFINITLY did. Never summon three weegees. It causes migraines.