I’m Steve. No last name. I was called it at a orphan program. I moved from house to house, only thing that stayed the same was I had a laptop and a minecraft account. Best thing is no one could take it away or they would get in trouble with the government! Not sure why though. Apparently I’m some sort of really important experiment or something. They even think I don’t notice them. Sad thing is that their experiment was probably successful. Why? Because I have a freakin inventory, Health Bar, Hunger bar. The whole package! I could go days without water too! The fact that Hunger drains so fast is annoying but eating some cooked steak always filled it up a good portion. I have 36 inventory slots currently I haven’t figured out how to get more… If there even is a way. I also see people names above them! Still seeing a [Donald Trump] or [Hillary Clinton] above the presidential presidents at all time can get annoying. Still it works! I look like the character in the game. Just 3d. black Hair. burnt looking skin, blue Shirt, blue pants, blue eyes and even the shoes match up. It’s as if I’m a personification of Steve from the game.... Highly possible in this case. Right now I’m headed to my current foster home. Some old lady is taking care of me. Not a bad person at all, too bad I’ll have to leave her today. I’ve taught her what I know about finances and the state of the country's economy so I’ll have to hope she will survive.  It’s kinda angering. Everytime I start having fun the government agents come and make sure I move. Huh isn’t that a cat? He’s going to get run over! [Sprint]! Got ya! Whoa there. Almost got ran over by Truck. Why is he getting out?

“MC freaking dodged. Doesn’t he know about Truck-san. I do all this work to send people to other dimensions so they can have a better life and he just dodges!”

He seems… Irritating. I have a stone sword in my inventory don’t I? I should put it in my hotbar real fast, ya know just in case. He points at me. What is that he's saying?

WTF DID I GO!

I was just at the road! I and now I’m in some sort of passage!

“Merow!!”

Oh it’s okay little kitty. Don’t worry I’m a big guy nothing can scare me! Well except for one thing… I don’t need to tell you that.

There you go. Feeling better now? Ohhh I get it. Since this thing was probably meant for me the cat was accidentally dragged in so the time and space is trying to tear it apart. However unfortunately for it the cat is in my arms and my internal Minecraft ability is sacrificing my own health to heal it. It’s a good thing I regen with full hunger. Incredibly quickly too! Apparently healing the kitty doesn’t count as combat damage so I’m able to regen so fast! How many XP levels do I have again? 66 levels huh. Let's sacrifice some levels to protect the cat. Putting my hand over the cat I send XP orbs out and change the orbs into a protective cover over the cat.

*Smack*

Where am I now?

Hmm it's a kingly dude and a bunch of knights, maids, and etc.

“Welcome Heroes!” - Overly Enthusiastic King

“Where am I!” “Whats going on!” “ Are we in Narnia?” “Yes another world!”

… I’m definitely not the only brought here.

It’s ok little kitty. *rub rub*

Oh your hungry, I got some food in my inventory. Here have some jerky.

“Heroes calm down! Calm down! Everything will be explained in time!” - King

Isn’t that the princess? Why is she looking at my kitty with such eyes? My kitty!

“We have a demon king that appears every 1,000 years and it's approaching that time, so we needed some heroes and no one from the populous has shown talent that matches a hero! In order to get a hero able to fight the Demon King we have summoned you four heroes to help!”-King

“Ummm, there are six of us?” - A red-haired guy to my left

The king looks at all of us and frowns.

“Hey there are six of you… and a some sort of furry animal?” - King

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“My kitty!” - Steve

Why are all of you staring at me? It’s my kitty!

“Um ok, so I think there might be a mistake. Can you all check your status’s to see if one of your titles are [Hero]? Just say status in your mind and then you’ll see it under titles.”

Alright then, STATUS… Status? status?

… It seems like I don’t have one…

“Oh what’s troubling you?” - King

He’s looking at me…

“I can’t seem to open up any sort of status?” - Steve

“I got it!” “Me too!” “I’m a freaking hero?” “I’m a hero.. Ok.” “Why does it say that I’m a healer?”

He gives me a strange look, but then goes on to talking to the heroes.

“Then that must be why their are 5 heroes, we only have one magic healer in the kingdom currently and he's unable to teach others his techniques!” - King

“What about him? You said 5 heroes, isn’t he one?” - A black haired guy in a suit.. He looks very clean.. Kind too… I don’t trust him in the slightest.

“He doesn’t seem to be able to open his status.. He may be forsaken by the goddess?” - King

“Oh..” - all 5 of the others.

Hmm this seems like a good time to leave.

“Goodbye, amigoes!” Then I walk out the door. I don’t think they were expecting that they haven’t chased me down yet.

Let’s go kitty! I know there is land out there that I can live on!

Hmm what's that sound. A group of knights?

“Wait!” - Knight

“What?” - Steve

“Even if you're not one of the heroes you don’t need to just leave like that.” - Knight

“But I want to go have fun?” - Steve

“I’m sorry but you can’t go.” - Knight

He looks apologetic but why can’t I not -thump

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Where am I? It’s dark and musky?

“Oh you're awake.”

Huh it’s some old looking guy?

“Where am I?” - Steve

“Dungeon.” - Old man

“Wait why?” - Steve

“This country is highly religious. If someone forsaken by the goddess or god that provides status they immediately kill them.” - Old man

“Oh so I couldn’t leave because of religious reasons?” - Steve

“Pretty much.” - Old man

“I’m pretty sure the heroes I was with wouldn’t let this happen.” - Steve

“They don’t know your still here. You leaving immediately caused a lot of confusion.” - Old man

“Oh. Hey where’s my cat?” - Steve

“The princess really wanted it even though it didn’t have a status. So his highness decided not to send it down with you and gave it to her.” - Old man

“YOu mEAn thEy TooK tHe KiTTy.” - Steve

“Calm down kid.” - Old man

“ThEy ToOk thEY KittY!” - Steve

“They did but what can you do even if they took it?” - Old man

They took my kitty? THEY TOOK MY KITTY! INVENTORY!

A picture of the Minecraft GUI appears.

Items:

7 Jerky

3 Steak

1 Pencil

1 Notebook

1 Stone Pick

1 Stone Shovel

1 Stone Sword

5 Dirt

Helmet: Nothing

Chestplate: Nothing

Pants: Nothing

Boots: Nothing

Health:20/20

Hunger: 16/20

Ok lets take out the stone pick. I put the stone pick on my hotbar. Now close Inventory.

Ok let's scroll this bar to the pick.

Nice I got my blocky pick.

The old man looks at my me and the pick that appeared in amazement.

I start hitting the bars. I don’t even have to hit hard. *Block Breaking Sound*

A 4 by 4 block of iron bars disappears from sight. I’m now able to crawl through the bars!

I also have iron bars in my inventory. *Plunk* I place the iron bars.

I head towards the outside the cell. *Clink* They chain my feet as well… Pickaxe! *Block Breaking Sound* I drop the the chain off the side. Ok lets put up my pick. Now let's go!

I channel my XP into my clothes. It’s not as effective as Protection I but it does raise defence slightly. Lost 4 levels doing that.. I also pull out my stone sword and infuse it with XP as well. I really need a enchanting table… I lost 5 levels for just infusing a sword. Anyways I start rotating my XP, Lifesource, and hunger towards its fullest. I feel my body changing. My name is Steve! AND I AM A MINECRAFTIAN! Now let's go get my cat!