"Holy hell..." I said "I had no idea there was so many things in that world. I mean all the way to level 100 in one go?"

Eva looked a little unsure like that was what I was focused on. "I mean its a good thing we didn't have to wipe out any others."

"yeah... So what did you get for being the first god of Earth?" I asked, wondering if there would be any effects to the rest of the world having the 'first god' as a god of 'death'.

"Ooohhh yeah!" she said sending me the other messages she got.

"As first god you are given Knowledge of all world portals and future planed world portals. Along with the ability to set or close any portals on the world."

"holy fuck..." I muttered "Your the gate keeper for the world..."

"I know right?" Oddly she sounded exited, I expected that to be a burden for her way to much effort and (to her) boring information to go though.

I let it go not wanting to kill her enthusiasm.

"I got a whole book thing for it." she said gesturing to a bundle of blue screens.

"Nice." I said with a smile already wanting to look it over, but she sent me the next message.

"As a god you can still be given quests and rewards, but your new main goal is to build your own worlds and help others to rise to godhood.

Advanced System access granted. New access allows for quest creation, remote viewing with Memory, history, thought, emotion, and system details included, predictive hints about how a person will act, messaging system, and contract creation system."

"...are you even aloud to show me this?" I asked

Eva shrugged with a wide smile. "Fuck em. They want there portals to be able to set up on earth and now I own the earth."

I smiled back. "too bad its not a better earth."

"Oh it will be." she said flipping me another screen.

"God of Death title gained. Powers gained.

Amortality, Afterlife Lordship, Death Lord."

"Ok... Amortality is not being alive or dead?" I Asked out loud Eva nodded. "Afterlife lordship, means... you can make and control afterlifes?"

"At least one."

"So... after people die they go to where you put them?"

"Kinda... I can send them to these worlds." She said pointing at the stack of world portals waiting her permission. "But I could make my own and send people there or if I open portals to other worlds on my own I can send them there."

"nice..." I said thinking of how I would use that and wondering how she would. "And Death Lord is you can kill anything or anyone at any time?"

"yep."

"Necromancy?"

"Yep. But I cant bring back the dead for real. Dead is dead." She said. "But I can kinda take there souls or minds out of there body right as they die and send them some where else or stop them form dying.

I 'could' lock some one's mind and soul inside an item like a crystal ball or an old clock or something if I wanted. But once there dead dead they DIE... you know what I mean."

I did think I knew what she meant and how much power that was. "Fuuuuccckkkk. So what are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to go through these." She said indicating the world portals. "And see witch ones I don't want to tell them to fuck off. Then I'm going to see witch one I want to send people when they die."

"well... ok." I didn't think she'd like being a god of death so much, or be willing to put so much work into it ether.

"One more thing." she said sending me the last blue box she wanted me to read.

"Hidden quest complete. Indecisive as...(something good here I couldn't decide.)

Gain Level 90 and more than 100 modification points with out spending them.(but not on purpose.) Reward, (anything you want whenever you finally figure out what that is.) The power of Wish.(multi use even though it's called wish singular.)(ps. wishes wont work on or for your husband. Tell that guy to fuck right off.)

"what's with the notes?" I asked pointing at the bracketed sentences.

"Not sure... I think its the god who's been giving me quests trying to talk to me?" She sounded unsure and like she didn't really care right now.

"...that sounds like it's worth looking into." I said

"maybe." she gave a half shrug. "But I think they don't like you."

"Clearly." I said at the same time as Imp witch surprised me and Eva who glanced up at her. She just gave a big grin with lots of teeth, in more of a "see how much I could bite you." way then a "How funny" way.

"OK?" I said trying to think. "well... I mean you can still come to me or bring me to your world if you wanted right?"

"Oh yeah, that'll be from the Lordship power though." she said. "looks like the wish wont let me effect you directly."

"Good." I said as imp said "shame."

I glared up at her. "I was a little worried you mite start wishing I wasn't quite so me..." I glanced at Eva for a moment before looking down. "I mean you'd be right but i'd be worried all the time if anything I did was cus of that power."

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"I know the feeling." she said dryly. "i was worried about the same thing when you started getting powers."

I sighed a little. "yeah, I get that. Part of why I was trying to make sure we had anti powers as soon as possible."

"Yeah." she said. "anyway iv got things to do and doors to slam in peoples faces."

I smiled and gave her a kiss, then thinking and doing at the same time put on a fake fear face. "OH no the kiss of death!"

She smiled and shook her head hitting me lightly on the arm "death blow."

I gave her a hug holding her tight and close for a moment, glad at her increase in height a little but still missing the most of her body that had been there to hug. "Don't forget when building a wold Shrinking powers are your friend. You could put a hundred worlds on a book shelf."

She hugged back "OK... yeah If I'm going to be going through all those worlds it mite be a good way to keep them organized."

"Oh..! like my book?" I asked pulling out my world book.

"Yeah!" she said taking it from me. "I'm going to have to organize it my way not... whatever way you had it."

"Well my organization was just, open the book in the middle and add the wolds I got them... I'm up to 3."

"Good." she said taking the book and walking back into her world portal.

"Hey I need those." I said. "At least leave me a copy... Also can you get your slime out of fake new york?"

"Geeze so needy." She said with a smile and a fake sigh as the portal closed. But after it closed the portal to new york, and the beach appeared, my slime still covering the new york portal while inside it seamed empty except the rain.

Pulling the slime shield off and putting both portals into my inventory I started to wonder if there was anything cool I could get Eva to give me with her other powers, or if I could convince her to let me be a Reaper, Angle or other such being that was empowered by a god.

"Whats the point?" Imp said from above me.

"Well... I guess I am a Dragon..." I said with a sigh, wondering if Eva would give me a halo, or a reapers scythe.

'though I could do the reaper look all on my own.' I thought 'and the Scythe would prob just be an insta kill weapon... iv already got that covered too.'

"Damn... I am strong." I said kinda just noticing.

"Can we go to the church now?" Imp asked

"OOH yeah. OK but I'm gettin my halo." I said smirking, about to ask Eva for one but then realizing that I could do it myself. "Oh wait.... if I got a little bit of Eva's slime or tried to power copy her right now how much of her power would I get?"

"Right now." Imp said with a wide smile and a little twitch of the eye along with that slight blank look that said she was reading. "Just one part of one power."

"OH? witch one would that be?"

"the death part of her death powers!" Imp said with a little sreek.

"Geeze what the hell is with you?" I asked.

Imp glared down at me teeth still showing. "According to most predictions Eva was not to be the first god of earth. The first god of earth was to be a merchant god, he only has a few more quests to complete and a few tweaks to his work and the whole system will get an update."

"oh cool" I said then started to bust out laughing, I got this way some times like a little switch gets flipped and I laugh. Normally it doesn't make so much sense as why I'm laughing and I need to explain it but this time I think it was pretty clear.

"Most of the gods are pissed, The prediction notes said you would kill Lu and then let Eva eat the dragon giving her the immortality and protections the dragon had, before going back to your beach building a home for you 2 to live in while every once in a while terrorizing New York for fun until you would start to make new worlds to attack, getting you off the board while the rest of the world changed with out you." Imp said

I know I heard her and I know with her in control of my emotion meter I shouldn't be laughing so hard but it kept going my mind buzzing with all the implications.

"But now everything you do is just fucking with EVERYONE at this point." Imp said "AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T YOU GONE TO THE CHURCH YET!"

In the little part of the back of my mind that never really stops, that can watch me even in my dreams and ask questions asked. 'why is it so important for EVERYONE I go to this damned church? and Can imp get away with telling me all this?... Unless they want her to so I mite act as predicted... So what do they think I would do now?'

Imp glared down at me while I laughed at her and the gods. That little part of my mind calculated what these so called "gods" thought I would do next, then I thought about what I 'wanted' to do next to see if they added up.

A little bit after I made my decision I stopped laughing the little switch shutting off but a bit of mirth and a real devil's smile on my face. "ok."

"Ok?" Imp asked confusion the only thing on her face.

"yeah. OK. It's clear that going to the church is important to you, and I’d like to see what is going on there." I said looking down at myself still considering the halo and changing my suit to a white one.

"...right now?" Imp asked.

"Can I get Eva to give me some back ground on these guys?"

"She's a god now." Imp said. "She can do whatever she likes."

"good." I said Then tried to think of a way to call her, in the end she opened a little portal.

"what? I just got done talking to you." she said clearly sitting in a comfy chair.

"I want you to give me a system upgrade. So I can message you and learn shit about people." I said.

She looked like she was going to say it wasn't worth the trouble but then a blue box appeared for the first time in forever. "Subsystem created. Messaging system unlocked, History and system viewing unlocked, Contract Creation Unlocked. This is a Subsystem only you can see, other system effects will not apply and these boxes can only be seen by you."

I smiled and sent her a message. "Fucking sweet a way to talk with out imp."

"yep." she messaged back. "I'm not sure I trust that thing."

"Looove you" I sent and said out loud at the same time.

Imp above me was confused and then glanced at something. "you shouldn't do that."

"Shouldn't do what?" I asked smiling at Eva as she closed the portal.

"Keep me out of the loop. I AM your system, If you have anything hidden form me I can't help you." Imp said

"RIIiiiggght. Your literally here to slow me down and try to control me a little bit more for the gods, so stop yo shit." I said 'Finding' a good place a little bit away form the church to portal to. "I still get a bit of all the things her slime ate while in the new york right?"

"only if you do it yourself." Imp said coldly. "to much risk of you getting her other powers."

"Right right." I said walking though the portal to a buss stop bath room muttering "if this keeps up I'm going to be lord of the toilets."

"Serves you right." imp said as I looked around the group of people on there daily hustle and bustle going about there lives with no idea how close it was to all coming down.

'any good powers?' I thought at imp picturing myself sending out a wave of slime particles like a blast of mist from my body sending all these people to dream land.

"il say it again. why dose it matter? You could just get stronger versions from your card construct powers." Imp said looking around at the people.

"Then what is the point of you?" I spoke aloud getting annoyed with her. "Your here to tell me stories, find out what powers people have, and to keep me under control. SO far it seams like your shit at all these things, but the story and even then my slime could do that. SO I ask again, what is the point of you if you keep up this shitty attitude?"

I ignored the glances of the people walking next to me as Imp glared down face scrunched up in rage and seaming redder then normal.

"+2 points from brutality." Imp muttered through gritted teeth.

I watched her for a moment more feeling like this was a time in a show where I should start laughing then she would laugh and we would bond. But this was one of those things I just couldn't bring myself to do. so I just watched her waiting for a better answer when none came I sneered a little heading for the church. In the back of my mind I made a note to ask Eva if she could shut Imp off if needed.