I swear does no one read the warning these days? @>@ if you're still here, it either means you got nerves of steel, you already got cancer or some third reason that I have absolutely no clue about...
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Chapter 2: Byosu
The same time that Yuiitsu and Sei appeared in the cave, Elenair changed…
Throughout the world beings appeared out of thin air…
They appeared mostly in cities, but not many appeared. In a city, only 10 or so appeared.
The men had black long black hair, one closed eye with a yin symbol inside, a single demonic hand with claws and they looked exactly like a human besides the hole in their sternum. The women on the other hand had long white hair, the other eye closed with an yang symbol inside, a white angelic hand and they also looked exactly like humans except their hole was at the stomach.
Wearing all sorts of different clothing that has never been seen in this world, they wandered. Some were young, some were old, some were cheerful, some were shy, some were kind, some were mean, but they all had something in common.
They all knew nothing about this world…
They had knowledge of technology that is much more advanced than the world, they knew of money systems and mathematics that were not from this world and they all thought a piece of them was missing…
Every one of their knowledge was incomplete, yet the things they knew were far more advanced than this world.
Although this is something that is incredibly abnormal, the residents of this world easily accepted it, because they knew, this means a new high god has been born.
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“soooo are the two of you going to stop squatting there and drawing stuff in the dirt? It’s been hours…”
Why can’t this stupid dragon leave me alone, let me create the RECOVER MAN/WOMANHOOD PLAN in peace…
“are you done yet?”
Shut up…
“how about now?”
SHUT UP!
“hey hey, how about now?”
“wana have a spar with a high god now?”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SHUT THIS DRAGON UP!
Wait, he’s a high god… HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
“”Hey Daeneries, what gender are you?””
“Hahaha, obviously I’m genderless like all high gods, sorry girls, can’t mate with you no matter how attracted you are to me.”
…this stupid overgrown lizard… who the hell would be attracted to a gigantic golden lizard
But that line, all high gods being genderless?
“”Why’re all high gods genderless?””
“I see what you are doing, you two want to change my gender to mate with me don’t you, well too bad. We are handed this position by the goddess and each of us govern an element or race. If we are able to reproduce and more high gods appear, the world will be flooded by new kinds of elements and races.”
I see... that does make sense.
Wait does this mean I get my own race? WOOHOO!!
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““Hey Daeneries, what are the Balance race like? Or Balance element?””
“What in the world are you talking about? There are no…”
“Yes?”
Why did he freeze mid-sentence and why is he narrowing his eyes! Uh oh…
“YOU TWO! YOU GUYS HAVE BECOME HIGH GODS HAVEN’T YOU!”
“”Uh….. maybe?””
Oh crud, I hope he doesn’t attack again. I still haven’t mastered this body yet.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT OF THE SAME RANK! COME LET US BATTLE TO THE DEATH!”
“”EHHHHHHH!?””
What just happened?
“What are you two waiting for? Come on, let’s fight, oh how fun this’ll be!”
Is his brain fried? Or is he just mentally retarded? I mean fight to the deaths!? Why the hell would I want to fight him to the deaths when I don’t even want to spar with him?
“Come on, don’t worry about it. We can’t die anyways, so let’s have some fun!”
“”Wait, we can’t die?””
“Ah, the goddess didn’t tell you did she? What did she tell you about your new race?”
“”Nothing?””
“Wow, she must be really tired from connecting the two worlds then. Well worry not, your senior high god will teach you.”
“You see, high gods each govern a race or element meaning we are that race and that race is us. Without us, the race or element will disappear from the world, but with us here, the race will continue to spawn in the world, even if it goes extinct.”
“Now because we are the race or element itself, if one of us disappears the world will change greatly. For instance, if the water high god disappeared, there will be no water. So to ensure that never happens, each of us are made to be able to never age and respawn when we die. The respawn location is set by the goddess, so it cannot be changed.”
“To make sure we don’t multiply, the goddess made us unable to reproduce, and we also cannot do eat, breath or excrete, this is to help prevent our deaths.”
Can’t eat… can’t eat… can’t eat…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU FIRST TAKE AWAY MY PLEASURE AND NOW YOU TAKE AWAY MY ABILITY TO EAT! CURSE YOU GODDESS WHYYY!!!!! Orz
“Yea, I know you must be sad because you can’t reproduce with the great me. But worry not, we can enjoy ourselves with a bout! TO THE DEATH!”
SCREW THIS I’M LEAVING!
As I slowly get up and walk towards the door, I hear screaming coming from the dragon.
“Wait, where are you going? Come back! Come on, just a fight to the death! A single one! come back! Wait, just a little spar!”
Stupid dragon. If I have to suffer, so will you!
Opening the door, I turned around and with a straight face I replied with a single word.
“”No!””
And I slammed the door shut!
TAKE THAT YOU RETARDED YELLOW LIZARD!