Man, is messing with an innocent if you could call this guy innocent, bewildered if he even knows what that word means let alone how it applies to himself and scared if he is physically possible of feeling that, kid fun.

With no further ado he got thwacked in in the head by a half-asleep lady who murmured something like "shut up idiot," before rolling over back into sleep on the nearby bed in the control room, bah she had proved those old fools wrong, doubling her work efficiency with a bed in the room. Mostly because it was less distracting than her sleeping slumped over her chair in his face snoring loudly and sleep-fiddling with random buttons. Sighing and shaking his head he ignored her letting her sleep and got back to work, that is working through his book, maybe those old fogeys would listen to his request for a library next time. Next time. Slumping back into his chair he turned a page and the Book of Xavier's Adventures: Volume 1 began writing itself, funny that.

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