Ever wondered how would you die? Will it be painless departure while you sleep? Or will it be some gory death by some maniac? Yeah, let me tell you this. Gods don't care. They are pricks with quite crude sense of humor. I once knew a guy who died of allergy! Or the other dude I met on my way to the school when I was a kid. That dude actually died from alcohol! He just drank, I don't know how much, but while he was drinking something, the truck ran him over, as he was walking in the middle of the road! Not like I cared at that time mind you... I still remember it cause at that time some idiot ran into the school with his father's shotgun and started shooting everyone! I was so glad that the exams were moved to a later date... Oh yeah, that dude then overdosed in the nurse station...
Oh so why am I blabbling about some stupid shit? Well... you see... I died... pathetically so... I played Dark Souls 3 and it was my 6th round. And yes I cheated a bit... increased my stats to max, got all stuff, unlimited stuff in the box... well all games I play I cheated... not online though... except some boring RPGs with grind and pay-to-win systems. But I played also shooters, racing simulators and arcades, TBS, RTS, well quite a lot... but... let's just say that a lot, I mean really a lot of games are utter shit. Indestructible wooden plank? Armored bikini, which can stop the dragon's breath? Obese angel which possess the living? Zombie beavers? And don't get me started on those six titted aliens... Like all the fantasy of the developers got drained on some porn, alcohol, drugs and harlots.
So... now that I am dead I can finally complain to the universe... Oh and I died because some idiot driver both talked on the phone, searched some stuff in the internet and played some game AT THE SAME TIME! Only thing I could do is to applaud him for the multitasking, and his bad driving skills. No I didn't die at that time, but was paralized. So... after a year or so in hospital, therapy and video games, I finally was dead. Infarct. Yep I was overweight, or fat... and who won't? I mean if you can only use your hands and only AFTER some surgery, which gave you back only 10% of dexterity... yeah complaining, wait a bit.
??? “Don't Worry. I have all the time in universe.” Oh thank you. So as I said... wait a minute... who are you, and what do you do in my room?
??? “It's not a room.”
Yeah... and... wait... do you read my thoughts?
??? “Yes.”
… STALKER!!!
??? “Nope, I am a god. One of many actually.”
Oh... okay then... wait it's 2020... if you are a god, then when will Half-life 3 will be released?
??? “I am a god, not developer. Seriously last time I had a dude that asked when the Fallout 3 will be released...”
Hey... are you a god of gamers?
??? “Nope. Though you humans have some funny ones.”
Yeah I know... so what do you want?
??? “Nothing really. I just got bored so I decided to take someone from earth and throw him in a universe of my choosing. But you will get some powers of your choosing.”
Can I have them all?
??? “No only 20 at max.”
Hey, are you one of those gods that lazy authors describe? Like 'I am bored, so go there and do whatever. Oh and here's the boon, so you won't complain.'
??? “Yep that's the one.”
Ok... so I want the powers of the [Prototype], Being like a dude from Dark Souls, I mean with that invincibility, not the sacrafice part, then change my form including gender at will, as I know you perverts will try to make me a girl if I don't specify anything. Then I want to create anything as long as I have mana, and infinite to nearly infinite mana and regeneration, same goes for stamina. Soul-bounding the equipment and stuff-
??? “Yes-yes. Just write it all on a paper and I will grant it.”
Eh? Seriously? Can you give me some console, as I hate writing.
??? “Fine. Anyway no more than 20 powers. Oh and you will choose equipment that you will get with you.”
Cool. Okay I will do it.
So what I want.
Prototype Powers [Blacklight]
You know the stuff. Consume, Evolve, Adapt.
Dark Souls.
Essence Soul-bounding, immortality, ageless...
System.
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
I mean no hero is complete without one.
Divine Doppelganger
Just really powerful shape-shifter. Oh and no dying from old age, but power from dark souls it will have it too, right?
Creation.
Like do I need to tell you about that one? Include creatures.
Infinite mana and mana regeneration
Or something near infinite.
Infinite stamina and stamina recovery
So I can be tireless.
Soul-bounding
Equipment won't get lost.
Enchanting
Want some funny stuff to mess... use mana for enchanting and no ingredients.
MAGIC
ALL TYPES OF MAGIC! I mean without magic it won't be fantasy, right?
Really big amount of skill points per level and ability to use them on every skill for leveling purposes.
Only ten per level is low, so maybe get some... oh right 9999 per level
Easy level up.
No grind. Grind is boring.
Soul and essence gathering and their storage.
Hey! Want not waste not, so also processing.
Inventory
What hero go without one?
Personal dimension
… do I need to explain it?
Maxed parameters
I want to be OP
Wish
I want to wish for something... not excessive... let's say maximum ten wishes per month... eh... 30 days? Earth days
System Assisstant
And let it be female. And so I can tune the volume down... I don't want her nagging me.
Copy creation
Both living creatures and stuff. Myself included, but in that case they will obey me.
Dimension travel
I don't want to be at one shitty planet, I want to travel anywhere I want. Includes my companions.
??? “You wished for quite... strange things amongst other... humans are crazy. At least you used all slots.”
Hey free stuff. Who am I to reject free stuff?
??? “Or maybe you don't think that being humble is good.”
Hell no! I am what some messiah?
??? “True. Now... this is granted... go to the equipment menu, and choose whatever you want.”
Cool... Equipment... from games and whatever I can imagine, right?
??? “Right. Your creation is similar anyway.”
Yay! How much can I get?
??? “let's say... a thousand items. I mean it's pain in the ass to create new ones.”
Cool... let's go with Armor, under armor, External armor, integrated weaponry and tools... wait I have prototype powers, so no tools needed... but integrated weaponry will do... cybernetics? Yep... then weapons... and let's add some transport... oh... under thousand... Oh and add self cleaning to all...
So... under armor is some heavy modification of Crysis nanosuit, regular armor is something from Doom 2016 with unbreakable enchant, jet-pack, anti-gravity boots, hook, and other shit. External armor is Power armor, with same equipment as the Doom armor, plus shape-shift modification, I mean no need to take weapon, just transform armor into one. Weapons... well... magic staff, with ability to use all elements, Swords, spears, reapers, whips, sword-whips, axes, maces, hammers etc. Then Implants... transport... including bike, spaceship, jet, submarine, mecha, heli, tank, jeep, and others... and last one is left open? Then... let it be pet... Dragon-girl... she can transform into dragon and into a girl... need to specify... eh... similar immortality to mine, but with the exception being she will be ressurected inside my dimension, while I can choose. Let her scales be black, with violet streaks... all affinities... loyal... features... let her be some sort of cool beaty... with slight brother complex... and she thinks of me as brother... next is... hm... let's make her character... fiery? And slightly yandere, but with wish to make me happy, even if it means making a harem for me... *secret input* like hell I will let others know what I made with her settings... oh and she will always look like in her early twentieth... yep... OK I am ready.
??? “... I need to create similar creature... I haven't had so fun in ages...”
Eh? You mean-
??? “Yes! Most of the time the people either wish for immortality, something similar to wish, and that's all... some ask for something ridiculous like infinite sex drive, but... hell they are really fun to watch with all those problems... Remember Zeus? Olympian god? So he was actually reincarnated by me and asked for him to be irresistible to women... well... you know the myths? So it's only a small part of his adventures. Actually at that time the amount of demigods were too much...”
Hah! I knew that guy was a pervert! I mean fucking his sister?
??? “You also created one who-”
HEY! That's different! She is not related by blood, so I can do it! It's legal!
??? “Whatever you say. So ready to the new world?”
YEP! I got all stuff I could! All Perks I could! And even a cute yandere dragon sister!
??? “I don't even know how you decided on it...”
… Dunno, but why not? SET ME OFF!!! I want to build a harem.
…
Hello? Dude?
??? “Best of luck. Will be fun to watch you.”
… armor check... status?
Hello master.
Cool... Why the fuck am I on Earth though?