Um... Status?
Status V B-1.29
Name: Jack
Race: Doppelganger
Variant: Demigod
Class: None
Variant: None
Level 0
Experience 0/100
Health: 10'000/10'000
Regeneration: 20/sec
Mana: Infinite
Regeneration: Infinite
Stamina: Infinite
Recovery: Infinite
Essence: 0
Biomass: 0
Titles *active
Traits
*Cheat-like existence
*Godly entertainer
*Funny dude
*Really annoying dude
Mister Fuck 'em all
*Sis-con
Greedy
Blacklight Prototype
The Undying
Shapeshifter
Ageless
Creator of All
Mage of Infinity
Sprinter of Infinity
Soul Bound
All Affinity
I AM POWAH!!!
WHO NEEDS THE EXP?!
I AM CHEAT!!!
System Enhanced Assistant
Wish upon a star
Copy-paster
World Traveler
Strength 100
Vitality 100
Vigor 100
Endurance 100
Agility 100
Dexterity
Perception 100
Attunement 100
Intelligence 100
Willpower 100
Charisma 100
Luck 100
Unallocated points 0
Tokens 0
Affinities
Fire 100
Water 100
Earth 100
Air 100
Light 100
Darkness 100
Lightning 100
Nature 100
Ice 100
Blood 100
Shadow 100
Illusion 100
Void 100
Time 100
Space 100
Psychic 100
Mana 100
Chaos 100
Death 100
Life 100
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Holy 100
Divine 100
Infernal 100
Unknown 100
Weapon Skills
Defense Skills
Magic Skills
Utility Skills
None
None
True Enchanting – MAX
Inventory
Active Skills
Passive Skills
Magic Spells
Buffs
Debuffs
Wish Upon a Star *10
Blink
Magic Control
Enchanting
Personal Dimension
Creation
None
None
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE MY STATS ARE ONLY IN 100? AND WHAT WITH THE SKILLS?!
Being level 0 forbids you to increase your stats over 100.
Will it get better? I mean I can become stronger, right?
Yes.
So... what are those tokens?
Tokens can be gained for completing quests and leveling up.
Fuck... nevermind... Oh right... hello assistant.
Hello.
… well let's see what I got... eh... how do I check my equipment?
Command [Equipment].
Eh? That's it? Okay... [Equipment]
Armor
Under Armor
Nanosuit-X Helmet
Nanosuit-X Armor
Nanosuit-X Gloves
Nanosuit-X Boots
Main Armor
DOOM-X Helmet
DOOM-X Armor
DOOM-X Gloves
DOOM-X Boots
External Armor
Assault Power Helmet MK X
Assault Power Armor MK X
Assault Power Gloves MK X
Assault Power Boots MK X
Equipment
Laser Beam (Head)
Jetpack (Integrated)
Assembling super gun
Anti-gravs (Integrated)
Monomolecular Blades (Integrated)
Tesla Gun (Integrated)
Hook (Integrated)
Auto Loader (Integrated)
U.B.E.R. (Reactor) (Integrated)
Mass Fabricator (Integrated)
Missile System (Integrated)
Defense System (Integrated)
Rings
Ring of Devourer X
Ring of Favor X
Ring of Dawn Empire X
Ring of Dusk Empire X
Ring of Evil X
Primordial Ring X
Ring of Unknowns X
Ring of Flight X
Bracer of the Blessed Serpent
Bracer of the Damned Serpent
Amulet of the first God X
Weapons
Experimental Auto-gun (Sniper, Shotgun, Assault)
Energy Assembling Cannon (Arc thrower, Laser, Ion)
Anti-matter missile system (Torpedo, UGM, GM)
Q-08 Plasma Gun (Carbine, Plasma thrower)
Phoenix Sword-Whip (Tail)
Reaper Scythes
Chaos Blade
Wings of the Damned
Catalysts
The First Flame
Original Sin
Primordial Effigy
Death's Sand
Yep... everything in order. Now let's go killing some stuff!
WARNING! UNKNOWN LIFEFORM DETECTED!
EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ACTIVATED!
Eh... what?
Scanning for threat level
…
Threat level HIGH!
Reason.
Unknown Substance inside the body.
Contaminated.
Nudist.
How on earth being nudist is threat?
They are nasty!
OK... anyway what to do...
*GROWL*
Jack: “Oh and what do you want... nude... guy?” seriously... what is this shit? “I wish for Appraisal!”
Wish Granted.
Eh? [Appraise]?
Zombie Level 0
HP 100/100
Jack: “So it's zombie? Um... how do I use my guns? Let's try classics... shotgun.” Oh... my arm... well my power armor's right arm transformed into some sort of... shotgun I guess? Let's try it-
*BOOM*
Zombie Level 0
HP 0/100
Missing: Upper torso.
No Shit?
Zombie Destroyed.
Gained 20 experience.
Cool... need 4 more, right?
Jack: “COME HERE YOU GREEN BASTARDS!!!” I have quite funny mechanical voice while in this armor... I hope it's so...
Z1: “BRAINZ!” regular zed
Z2: “BRAINZ!” another regular zed
Z3: “PONY!” … retarded zed... or zombie with disabilities?
Z4: “BRAINZ MAZAFAKA!!!” … rapper zombie? And with golden dollar on his neck.
Z5: “Brains gentelman...” … I will kill this one first.
Jack: “SHOTGUN BLAST!” stupid but fun... and... I missed... well I actually destroyed lower half of the zombie number 5.
Z5: “Oh my... you crushed my family jewels. It is so not polite young man.”
Jack: “WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU ARE A ZOMBIE! ACT LIKE ONE!” and I shot him one more time. Seriously though... this one was quite strange.
Z4: “YOU KILLED HIM MAZAFAKA!” in your face! And his face is gone...
Z1-2: “Brainz?” which were killed... also by exploding their heads.
Z3: “PONY!”
…
Why does it chase butterfly? Anyway let's try rifle mod. And...
*BOOM*
… what caliber is that? It's even more powerful than shotgun!
…
anyway I leveled up... not... I need 1 more experience point... strange... Oh well... does this world has radio? I hope they have some funny songs...
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Somewhere in the soul dimension.
???: "Uh... brother... let me out... I want to play too..."
One adorable dragon egg wanted some carnage...