When we finished eating, let's say when they finished because i couldn't eat anything, i choked almost every two minutes from all the glare i was getting from the boys and Suga who didn't stop brushing my thigh with his leg,{ hell why did i put on this shorts} i knew he was doing it just to make me uncomfortable,... if ahjussi wasn't here i would be aleardy dead by now.
Well , at least TaeTae wasn't angry, let's say he was like usual ,trying to joke around with the boys and smiling whenever i look at him.
It's aleardy 10 pm , the president bid goodbye to us advising to take care of ourselfs and to stay calm. { screaming in my head please don't go, please stay a little bit more but telepathy don't really exist in this world snif snif }, The second he closed the door behind him, the ANGRY wolves who were standing behind me screamed " ATTACK" they tickeling me everywhere, AWWW {Man it's the thing i hate the most but hell why why } I laughed and tears were falling at the same time, " i can't anymore pleasseeee stoopp boooys." i tried to speak between laughter.
"That's the least, we can do as a pay back for what you've made us go through today " Naamjoon said with a mean voice.
"Yaaah i made a surprise for you and that's how you repay me" i answered fake crying
"That's a PRANK, Noona, a prank and it's not surprise, we've been crazy and we've been blaming ourselfs because of what happened and you ? you say it's a surprise , GOOD GOOD i am angry now" outlined taetae with a pout.
"But a moment ago, you were ok with me, huummm Ouur TaeTae i am sorryyy~~~~" I said with a baby voice acting cute {EUUKK why i am acting like that , Hendy shut up it's the only way to get you out of this } and i went to pinch his cheek which made him giggle and smile again finally.
Some started to smile and some were still shocked or maybe couldn't accept the fact that i will be living here this easily, and it's normal.
"Welcome, any way, it's pleasure to have you here with us" said jin with his angelic voice,{ typiaclly an eomma }and j hope just nodded,in others hands jimin and jungkook just looked at me and they walked to the living room ignoring me , i was sure they were not really happy to have me here. and i am trying to understand them even though seeing how much their attitude changed from the fanmeeting hurt a little.
"so now you can't go anywhere, you're traped here with us right?" suga with rude voice voice and an evil smile
" i am you're life coach but also you're chemical product consultant and of course my main job is the translator of bighit and don't ask me what i do because even i don't really get it but i couldn't say no to such opportunity especially since i will be bothering you all time and it's one of my favourite hobbies now, so would you like to tell where can i sleep because the president only put my luggage in the dressing room and i didn't even get to the see the place beside i am really tired " i smirked back,{ he want to play it rude i can too you know}
"Wait , Wait you're really gonna sleep here , we thought it will be a man who will live with us, and when i knew it was you i thought, PD nim was just joking about the fact that you will live here.. HEY !! is it ok for you to live with boys full of hormones ?" asked naamjoon with a really confused voice
"Yaah Yaah, naamjoon, you really didn't see all my luggage in the dressing room and also do you think i see you as man or boys?" {Wait what did i say ? i face palmed myself, good hendy one more mistakes, Waw, if those divine creature are not boys in your eyes then you must go and get checked out; shut up conscience, it's not really your time} i stated trying to remain calm
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"What the fuck ? so what are we ? Girls? Waw" He seem annoyed.
"I didn't mean it like that it just i see you brothers or friends that's it" i rephrased trying to ease the mood but from their looks they were really bothered, we were still standing at the entrance. { i want to see the dorm, let's move please, oh hendy it's not the time to think about that for now}
"Mmmm, we don't have an empty room neither a bed and since you don't see us as MAN, you will not care if you sleep with one of us right"? Suga counterattacked emphasing the word man, {this boy he is gonna kill me slowly if he continue , i never thought my suga was a pervert but if he want to play those games, ok , i am ready the truth is i justdidn't t want to lose face to him} so i smirked "yeah Of course i don't care, why want to share your bed, Suga-sshi?" I know him a little bit and i am sure he will refuse.
"Hell, of course noo, i need my beauty sleep in my comfortable bed aloone" Suga answered and i knew he was a little bit taken a back, {Told you he will refuse !! Suga you didn't thought i will take the challenge right, Playboy, hum}
" Ok then you will sleep with me nonnaa arraso " taee saidd jumping everywhere and trying to push me to his room. { aish this one i didn't saw coming}
"Hey hey, the couch is comfortable, and i don't want to trouble anyone "i wished he will take the hint and not insist me anymore { good good hendy a new false move that come out from your stupid brain so now deal with it} this conscience i have will not leave me alone
"You said it yourself, we are like yourfamily so what's the problem? and beside it will be good sleeping with a girl i want to try it" asked tae innocently acting cute and made my heart skip a beat with his beautiful Aegyo, { hell even if he is so cute and innocent, i can't i just can't, i know when i talk withoutthinking is a very bad habit and a bad thing will end up happeneing, i need to learn to control my mouth}
"TaeTae, i am only one year older than you, saying Noonna made me look really old, stop it" I said trying to change the subject and suga noticed it and smirked , let's just hope he don't say anything
"I like it when i say noonna" and then added " let's go i want to sleep, i will show you my room" he jumped taking my hand when a voice stopped "Yaa Yaa, Taetae leave here alone, she will sleep with whoever she wants !" suga exclaimed smirking, bastard if you didn't want to help me better shut up, i screamed mentally
"You mean wherever i want right? and i want the couch! Simple as that" we were now standing in the living room, Jungkook and jimin were totally ignoring us from the begining { yeah this conversation doesn't interest them at all} jin i think he got back to eating. so it's just me suga sending glare at each other and taetae running everywhere and rapmonster and jhope who were talking about something together and not really focused with us.
"No no noonna, i want you to sleep with me" taetae whined, aish this kid is making it harder for me
Rapmonster who wasn't concentrating with us shurgged when he heard him even me i was shoked, " What? what? sleep with who ?" he screamed
"Naamjoonie, it's not like that and i have the solution let's spin the bottle and whoever get it will get to SHARE A BED with her" J hope jumped in the situation but i don't know if he is trying to help me or to make it harder, he looked at me smiling but his look hided something, {yeah i was sure he will not help me for free, he must be up to something, when did they became sosexy and pervert poor me i am gonna die young at this rate, i need to think of a solution and i think i have one, since i am aleardy fucked up( in a good way yeah, bad girl hehe) let's gamble on it}
"Hey hey , i think i have my word on this situation right? we will spine the bottle but i have one condition, JIMIN and JUNGKOOK have to play, an.." Jungkook cutted me down screaming
"WHAT? WHO? i don't want to play this fucking game , it's just shiiit"
"Kookie, Manners" replied jin with a glare
"Will you let me continue? don't worry jungkook i don't want to share a bed with you neither, but guys if the bottle end up on them i will get the couch since they are not interested and also because you're 4 and i am alone, like that i think it will be fair game, ok ? " i glared at jungkook who started to get on my nerve !! really.
"Arraso " they responded,oh jhope is aleardy twisting the bottle we were almost in a circle with jimin sitting and jungkook standing next to him and there is rapmonster suga me taetae holding my shoulders and then jin and hoseok,{bottle please be on my favors just this time i want to sleep alone really, but it seems that heaven decided to make my life more exciting, dangerous, fucked mm i can't find the right word }
HEEEEELLL it's stopped on... !! NOO NOO