You know all thoses stories about people recairnation, those are all lies, lies I tell you. First off the language It not from EARTH, meaning no english, Spanish, duch, German, chineses or japanese not one f@ck language.

Second, just because your a baby doesn't give you some super understanding or memory you start from scrach all over. You keep going, gu ga gu ga, and your parent are claping and laughing, let me tell you when all you want is to know something being a baby doesn't help one bit its a nigthmare.

Third, ok this one they got right for anyone that come back with memory, have your diaper change is humiliating. Well if Im being completly honest I did not, not like it.... Shut up not a word, yes Im talking to you invisible audiences. Don't judge me as humiliating as it is its kind of comforting, ok their I said it now if you excuse I be in the corner sucking my thumb in shame.

Fourth, the hole moving thing is worse then being drunk or on drugs you kind of wiggle around. You don't have super muscle or control so all that talk about exercising when young not happening. Beside everything is still fuzy until around year one until then you are free to scream incoherently, wiggle your head around or laught for no reason.

A tip baby are not angry or happy, we just don't have any control over are emotion, the smallest thing can set use off for good or bad. Example I feel ichi on my foot result, I cry and scream until it stop itching all night long. Or some make a goofy face, if we find it just a little funny it becomes the most entertaining thing in the world, the result we laught until are foot irritate us again.

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And last a dirty diaper is not cool, ok fine it not that bad but it just because as babys we have the attention span of a squirel any round or shine thing is hypnotic.

Now on to my current dilemma as far as I can figure Im 3 I think, why do you ask, because Im still keeping time like back on earth and I still having figure it out yet. Hell Im still working on my new languages, Ive figured the basic I think, when I said "mommy" the first time or some semblance of it, my mother smiled for days while my father keep repeating, what i think is "papa?". Once I said it boy was he excited, he practicaly broke his back laughing. Not to self both parent seem to have extreme burst of emotions.

Ok now for the weird part, as much as ive figures every one seem to be asian for some reason, not quite sure what branch since everyone seem to be either a much darker shade of skin or lighter shade of skin. Oh their all much taller then your average asian height, by about a whole foot haven't seen anyone shorter then 5'5 feet also they seem to be mutch wider then any europiens. In short everyone is taller and wider then anyone from earth.

But that not event the weirdest part everyone seem to be some kind of super sayain. The all have actual visible energie glowing around them, it like everyone became a radioactive glow in the dark light, its just so weird. And their are even different colors, I got no idea yet of significant, ok I got some idea I think that the color represent power levels? Im basin this on me glowing yellow, and my parents glowing purple and green. While what seem to be servant are glowing either white or yellow like me.

Once I manage to figure this damn languages, Il finaly be able to have more info. Sigh that going to take mabey two or tree years more.