The bells on the goose's garish garb jingle merrily as he speaks

"Welcome guest -friend or foe- to the second floor for the second era headed by the second fourteenth of the whole! speaking of the whole on its behalf I have to apologize, this was meant to be out sooner but something called University was busy and time-consuming."

the fool jingles merrily across the nigh luminous green carpeted floor until he reaches a shelf painted in a painfully vibrant pink

"The scriptures of this time are even sparser than that on the first floor! which is almost impossible, so it's quite an achievement by those arses tryna bury the past! at least if they are kept we can't find 'em."

the dunce unfurls a scroll as he pulls it from the shelf

"Loaded as my shelves may look it's all copies. do I even count as a harlequin with only one amusement to act?"the moron sighs, and hangs its head low on its shoulders, a comedic contrast with its attire.

The stooge stays still for only a second before clapping.

"the show must go on." it states resolutely "so once again with credit to 'The orchestrator, archivist of the Chronicles' I must play my role and tell you the tale of snaggletooth, though not in full detail."

the twit draws a deep breath and with a booming voice fit to announce an execution reads.

"the original story disappeared and in its place, snaggletooth appeared! For you see, snaggletooth was the name of the account from which the original story came! and thus one must conclude the original author."

This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.

The bonehead nods to itself as though it has revealed some arcane truth

"Allegedly a high schooler named 'Brian Middleton', his face matched his in being boring and average, but if you looked closely you'd see a pair of ominous red eyes beneath his desk. not that anything came of that as far as we know."

the numbskull shrugs "Guess he was leaving his options open?"

"he claimed his account had been hacked, and that his actual story was soon to come, but decided to hold off on deleting the chapters by the alleged hacker. snaggletooth's supposed actual story was titled 'A [not] Pervert Isekai Hero's Journey.' by most remaining accounts calling it crap would be an insult to crap."

The nitwit winks "Sometimes the crap entertainment is what you want though!"

"sadly cheap entertainment snaggle tooth was not to remain, becoming more angry as time passed, whinging and whining about how people liked the original story more than his tropey trash, he placed an extortionate ultimatum, twenty green American papers per day or else the hacker's story would be destroyed! so the readers of the time got real mad real quick."

The boob flings its bell-bedecked arms upwards "and despite knowing the devastation coming, the dolts didn't think to archive the story at the time! Shoulda done so as soon as snaggly boy appeared I think."

"they attempted an exorcism because some reader at some point tried it unprompted and snaggletooth hissed about it."

the oaf falls to the floor in exaggerated exasperation "And I'm meant to be the weird one!"

"it seemed to work, snaggletooth screamed in pain, a chapter entitled 'IT BURNS' was released, and then Snaggletooth reappeared and said 'lol lmao no get pranked boneheads' deleted everything and revealed he was just playing along!"

the simpleton springs to its feet "None in this tower know how the hells they expected that to work"