Wasting Time – No Way!?
I jolted awake, the room was dark and my league of legends game had a big red Defeat staring at me.
*Sigh* “Guess I failed my Promos again…… man that was a fucked up dream” Jax
I gazed at my alarm clock and it said 2:36am.
“Guess I should go to bed.” Jax
I turned off my computer and went to my room and lay in bed thinking about that messed up dream I just had.
A Few Hours Later
“Oh what the fuck its 5am and I’m not tired at all… well it’s not like I have to work, I really do need to get a job. *sighs* Come to think of it I feel pretty good…. Actually I feel amazing, I’m not sore, tired or anything. Nahhhhhhhh surely not..” Jax
I shift my eyes shift left to right real quick, I listen to hear if anyone in the other apartments below him are awake.
“What am I thinking, it was just a dream… Buttttttt YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY!” Jax
I put my arms together with his palms facing partially outward and says, “KAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEH-AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!” Jax
Suddenly a blue orb begins to pulsate between my hands
“OH SHIT!!?! NO FUCKING WAY!”
I move my arms so that they’re facing the roof so that if this actually works I’m not going to blow up anyone.
“MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!” Jax
A ginormous stream of blue energy shoots from my hands pushing me down into the mattress while blasting a hole through my roof, my ears start ringing from the destruction around me, seconds go buy and the last bits of energy leave my hands while the beam shoots off into space.
“OH MY FUCKING GOD!? No fucking way!? I mean shit everyone fucking tries this when they’re a kid but I didn’t ever think it’ll actually work….. Does this mean I’m like a fucking Sayain or something…...” Jax
Jax Starts to hear movement in his apartment as people are awoken from the sound of his roof being destroyed
“Calm down Jax, Calm down…. I can’t calm down this is way too awesome, Alright okay fuck I can do this think think think….” Jax
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“What is going on…..?” Jax
A monotone voice responds to my question in my head saying.
“You are God therefore when you Willed your self performing the Kamehameha it happened.” ???
“The hell? Who are you?” Jax
“I am now you and part of the power given to you I hold all knowledge.” ???
“Well that’s convenient, do you have a name?” Jax
“I am you therefore I am Jax.” Jax???
“Yeahhhhh no that’s going to be way too confusing, I’ll call you…. Vault.” Jax
“Understood.” Vault
“So that wasn’t a dream I really am God Vault?” Jax
“Yes.” Vault
“So how does this work? Like what can I do?” Jax
“You have dominion over everything.” Vault
“Yeah but like how do I use my abilities.” Jax
“If you Will it to be then it will be.” Vault
“So I just think hard about it and it’ll happen?” Jax
“Correct.” Vault
There is a loud banging on Jaxs door
“Oi What the fuck are you doing in there!?” ???
“Ah fuck how do I sort this out.” Jax
“There are multiple known ways.” Vault
“Like what?” Jax
“Reverse Time, Memory Wipe, Will it too…” Vault
“This is way too awesome to be true.” Jax
“Oi! Jax I can hear you open the door!” ???
Jax briefly glances at the door and clicks his tongue.
“Alright lets do this.” Jax
I quickly look at the clock and see its 5:21am i close my eyes squinting my brows and starts repeatedly thinking “Reverse time to before I did the Kamehameha.”
“Did it work?”
I open my eyes and looks at the roof, “Well the holes definitely gone.” I look at the clock and it reads 5:16am.
“This…. Is…… So……. COOL!” Jax
“What should I do!? I can do anything…. Anything at all…..” Jax
If anyone were to look at Jax at this time, they would see a creepy smile with his tongue rolling over his lips.
Fast forward until he’s eventually finished the orgy that went on for a good few years, and then reverse time to where we left off because time is precious after all.
“Hehe Well that’s that out of the way…. At least for now." Jax
"Wait if I reversed time back to when I woke up, doesn’t that mean im still a virgin?” Jax
I spend a few minutes contemplating this and in the end couldnt come up with an answer. Vault is suppose to know everything but he wouldnt respond when i asked him.
“Now if I were a all powerful being what would I do….”
From here for an amount of time that I lost track of went by, but surely passed hundreds and thousands of years. I experimented with all manner of things such as, taking over the world introducing my as god more orgies and eventually touring the universe and actually fulfilling my duties as God. I had a brief sample of what the Universe had to offer.
But that’s a story for another time, this story is about my first holiday after 1 year of hard work…….