The names Jax Rein, im 19 live in the clean and green Rotorua in New Zealand and by clean and green I mean constantly smells like shit (literally). Ive lived a consistently shit life ive never been very good at anything, my father abandoned me when I was 3 apparently and my mother passed away last year, I cant say I miss her mainly because her priorities were drugs alcohol and cigarettes. I have a average body andddddd im a virgin. Im unemployed and living off the doll, I don’t have much but it’s enough I suppose.
Well enough with the introductions im talking to you all today because ive got some exciting news! So picture this here I am mopping around in my excuse of a apartment (which ive nick named the virgin cave, similar to the bat cave expect I have no cool gadgets and there’s just a shit ton of used tissues) anyhow so here I am praying to a god who I don’t even believe in saying things along the lines of “How did someone all powerful make everything so boring… Gods useless….. WTF is with all the wars and diseases I mean really what are you uptoo….. Yo God straight up make all girls have like a minimum of DD tits.” Next minute i'm teleported out of the virgin cave floating in what appears to be a completely black vacuum. (Vaguely similar to Kim Ks vagina)
So I’m kind of just floating here, totally not freaked out because I’m a man. (its convenient that it’s a black void because no one can see the shit trailing down my leg.) I lost track of time for this part it felt like I was in there for years, i was terrified at first with no idea what’s going on.
A ????? Amount of Time Later
*Rustle Rustle…. Rustle*
“Hmphhhhhhhhhhh…… Aaaaah” Jax
“Well that’s one way to alleviate the boredom from the huge amount of things that aren’t happening around me.”
“DID YOU JUST JERK OFF IN THE ABYSS!?” ???
*cough* “Nah mate you’re imagining things.” Jax
“…………. You lie” ???
“Don’t know what your talking about I was scratching a itch”
“…. Ha……. haha………hahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!”
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“It is the smallest things that give amusement when you’ve lived as long as I have.” ???
“Glad to be of service…… So mind telling me who you are and where I am?” Jax
“You are in the Abyss and I have many names, but I suppose your race refers to me as… God” God
“Right well God I don’t suppose you intend to flip me back home anytime soon?” Jax
“You are not afraid or even surprised by this?” God
“Honestly I kind of just took a wild guess that I fucked off some kind of higher being when I prayed and I’m a bit numb to fear, it feels like I’ve been here for an eternity.” Jax
“….. You have been here 13 Days 7 Hours 23 Minutes and 16 Seconds” God
*Cough* “Anyway can you send me back?” Jax
“Do you recall complaining about my performance?” God
“……” Jax
“Do you know why I brought you here Jax?”
“Nooooooooooope” Jax
“I have lived since the beginning of known creation I have created this universe from scratch and destroyed galaxies on a whim. I have experienced everything I have ever been able to imagine, the problem is I can no longer imagine anything else…. I am hollow… Empty… Do not misunderstand Jax I still feel I can still laugh love hate but the feelings are fleeting, they leave me as quickly as they come and then I am back to feeling nothing.” God
“I cant say I can relate God surely there’s something out there that you could do?” Jax
“There is only one thing I have never experienced Jax” God
“Go do that then?” Jax
“I have never experienced True Death” God
“…..” Jax
“I am going to destroy myself Jax so that I may finally rest but without a God the Universe will become what you see around you… Nothing. So you will become God Jax, not because you are qualified or special but simply because you garnered my attention with your insitent complaints. I wish you luck…..” God
I watch as the Abyss seems to become filled with light, small pricks that seem in the far distance that are quickly becoming larger. The light has gotten so large its like a wall of white, it quickly fills the last parts of the black void of the Abyss and slams in to my head.
“FUCKKK!!!!!" I Screams as I feels like every atom of my body is being torn asunder the only reprieve being that I feels my consciousness rapidly slipping away.
Some time later….
Nearly all the light has faded all that remains is a tiny ball of light hovering infront of Jax
“Even now….. I can still feel fear, what awaits me I wonder?” God
Just like that the last of the light flows into Jax and the Universe freezes for the briefest of moments almost like a sigh before it continues on second by second day by day years by years for eternity.