***' ***: "The gathering of all major gods of each religion are to discuss of the recent problem besides the War over Creation and it is: The birth of a godling"

Zeus: "WHAT! A GODLING AT TIMES LIKE THESE!?"

Bathala: "Now now, Zeus, although it is a bit odd that a new god has appeared, it is still a joyous occasion!"

Odin: "Bathala is right you know, disregarding his lax demeanor as a god, he still has a point, Fortuna's blessing indeed, as we are in need of reinforcing our defenses for the war, good for us, bad for the godling at least"

Apollo: "We should take account the message Omni has sent, although he this was meant for all of his creations apparently he left an attachment for us"

Cthulhu: "blub blub blub blu-blub

(now this isn't a time for Zeus's bring your son to work day, but surprisingly he has piqued my interest, do tell us what he has mentioned)"

Zeus: "THAT'S MY BOY! I KNEW IT WAS RIGHT TO BONE YOUR MOTHER!, DISREGARDING THE FACT THAT HERA BONED ME AFTERWARDS HAHAHAHAHAHA ouch"

Apollo: "erm-- uhh-- ahem* well Omni has told us that he had left us a wildcard as a handicap for this war, apparently he also mentioned that we are the youngest of his creations so he thought we love the extra help"

***' ***: "That IS interesting...

... maybe it is related to the birth of this new god?"

Apollo: "Apparently so, the godling's appearance left ripples in both space and time, nearly every celestial has sensed his arrival"

Odin: "Then we must seize the godling at once!, what if the wrong side of our race gets a hold of him!"

***' ***: "... Coincidentally your daughter was the first to arrive at the location"

Odin: "WHAT!? MY DAUGHTER! ... wait which one?"

***' ***: "Hel"

Bathala: "Oooh that's interesting, Hel, the Goddess of Death, the one that also holds reins towards the ancient Nydhogg besides the Valkyries, after all these years someone has finally made her break out of her father's trick prison"

Odin: "Gg-gk *grinds teeth*"

Zeus: "WHAT'S WRONG ODIN? ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, I ON THE OTHER HAND WOULD BE AMUSED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"

Odin: "Hel... is an eccentric type of god"

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Apollo: "Well that's not a first you know"

Odin: "Well in all honesty she already has the power to rival all of us, in her imprisonment, she's actually obtained an aether enlightenment and has obtained a new trigger"

Zeus: "WHAT!? WHAT TYPE OF TRIGGER!?"

Odin: "Originally her Aether was connected to a celestial form of autophagy and gourmet, in other words, the more she feeds on anything that is considered edible to her, the more powerful she gets which us why she is quite battle savvy disregarding her frail appearance, but now due to her enlightenment, her hunger has waned and a new drive now keeps her alive, I fear for whatever new power she has obtained."

Cthulhu: "bl- uuuuuuub blub blu-ub blub blub (Hoooooo! I bet you're pissing your pants now Odin, what if she goes after your head first?)"

Odin: "I doubt that, or else I would feel her bloodlust even from here, I'm sure you all fathers know of the unknown connection we feel from our offsprings."

Cthulhu: "blub bluu... bluuuub blub... blub (Well... Apparently I don't quite have that kind of luxury... just whenever any of mine wants to wreak havoc on the human race for the pollution)"

Zeus: "I HAVE AN IDEA! WHY DON'T WE JUST KILL YOUR DAUGHTER, AND THEN KILL OMNI'S BOY AS WELL!? WE CAN HANDLE THIS EASY PEASY WAR!"

***' ***: "Zeus, your son,Hermes has arrived holding an important message"

Zeus: "WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!?, SPIT OUT THE MESSAGE LAD!"

Hermes: "Ummm, a message from Omni... He says if you were to fuck with his son then he'll make sure he'll tie you up, warp you and let Chaos's sadistic celestial S&M techniques drill a dimensional portal out of your asshole"

Zeus: "..."

Apollo: "Please do continue your Greek version of Inquisition so I may see your moments of being Chaos's bitch"

Zeus: "... do you really want me to turn you human and lock you within your island again Apollo?"

Apollo: "YIPES! No father!"

Bathala: "... moving on, how will we act upon our two star godlings?"

***' ***: "We do what we do best."

Odin: "And what pray tell would that be?"

***' ***: "Observe and guide."