I died. No need to elaborate... Why would I? What happens when you die? Well, I thought it would be the end of everything and anything. I wasn't a believer of any kind of god. I didn't want to live all eternity some place called heaven or hell. Yes! I didn't want either of them. Even heaven would become a hell after some time. So, where I am now is a very eye opener thing for me. I died.
When I thought, all things, all frustration, all pain would go away and my mind would fade eventually, but to the contrary, I started to feel more alive. I started to remember every detail of my life. Like an endless torture. All my mistakes and all my waste of my life started to play in my head. Like sitting on the couch, watching some show 12 hours without a break. "Come now, I already watch them many times. At least can you show some stuff I haven't watched?"
"So, you want to be reincarnated some world, you haven't seen yet?" A mighty voice came from nothingness. I think it's Thor, who is talking. Because the voice is like thunder.
Wait for a second! Am I going to be reincarnated? Like the protagonists of the novels, I read occasionally? I remember there were protagonists, which went to some world where they most like and they would know the people and events would happen. So can I go, worlds like a movie or TV show? Then, I would know everything! Yes, the knowledge is power!
"No mighty Thor. I want to go to some world I'm familiar with, please." I sucked the god's ass. Well, a man should know when to bow or would be perished.
"I like your courage young man. You want adventure, you want to explore a brand new world, you never saw. You know what, I'm going to gift you some real power. Because I like you." said, a mighty god.
What now? Can't this stupid god hear me? I don't want to go to the new world. I'm the laziest man alive or dead now. Anyway, I don't want to go world, I never heard or see. Wait! He said I'm going to get some really powerful ability or something. That is a relief.
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"Actually, I think you might not like such a powerful gift from me. I'm sorry, for an adventurer such as yourself, such a gift would be insulting. I'm going to send you with the normal package! " said god.
Hey! You are not playing with me? Right? Right? I'm about to cry here you mighty piece of sh*t.
"Please mighty god. I don't want to go world I'm not familiar with. It would be earth all over again. And I'm sure you already know, I sucked at it." I said with deep frustration.
"Yes, yes. I like people like you. Man, I wish I had the same courage as you when I was young. I wouldn't be the worst god. I lost all universal god fighting contest. I'm the first god who got injured and can't heal himself. I lost most of my hearing, still, I'm going to be proud of your accomplishments, when the time you take over all the worlds. And then I will be the best god ever." said god with sad and soft voice, then followed with a hopeful mighty voice again.
Worst luck ever. Why? Why would I have to be so unlucky? I thought when I die, I would leave the curse of mine. But here we are again. A god which hear my first sentence, which he misunderstood, and now can't hear anything I say. And what is it with this voice now? You were mighty few minutes ago. Was it all act?
"I don't want to insult you, but I'm going to gift you the power anyway. If you don't want to use it, the system will destroy it when the countdown reaches 0. So if you think you need that power just use it. No one will look down on you." said God.
Maybe he can feel my emotion on the rollercoaster right now. Okay, I need to focus. GOD, MIGHTY GOD! SEND ME AS BATMAN OR SUPERMAN. AT LEAST HULK!
"Hmm, hahaha. You are a funny kid, want to dress up like a bat in the world which I'm going to send you now?" said god with laughter.
"Come on! You are deaf I get it. But how can your feeling is that bad too? You sure you are a god? Are you sure you are not the devil who torture me?" I cried with tears falling through my non-exist face.
"Okay now. Let's cut the jokes. You really laugh to cry? Man, you are enthusiastic! Hmm, which world should I send you first? Naruto world is a good start. The power balance is okay, at least at the start you wouldn't feel so much pressure. Yes, it's a good start. Off you go now. Come back when you get all the worlds and make me proud." said god with deep, trusting voice.
"Wait, I'm not an anime watcher! It's the wrong world!" this was my last cry's while darkness got whole new level...