Day 2
Walking on my hands was a bit faster than crawling and at the same time kept me occupied.
Fellings from the past came rushing into me and I couldn't help but smile thinking about
moving my body in wierd ways.
I saw a lone wolf wandering around and I decided it would be time to try out my tail'n hit tactic!
I whisteled to get the attention of the wolf and it immediately started attacking me.
As it jumped me I slapped the bitch with my tail and diverted his attack while doing 10 damage.
It did the same thing again and I slapped it away.
But it seemed to change its tactic and started attacking my tail instead.
Well my tail is suprisingly flexible since it has no bones and I can easily evade the wolves attacks
without being harmed even once, while slapping the shit out of him!
Bam Bam Bam and the wolf faded to grey
and even dropped a white leather tunic that I quickly equipped.
Better than wearing those beginner rags.
Since my wings are still pretty small they fit in the tunic.
Gotta find a way to deal with them later on...
Item system:
Grey -- Crap --- Common
White -- Meh. --- Uncommon
Green -- It's k --- Rare
Dark Blue -- I want that --- Very rare
Purple -- I need that! --- Epic
Black -- Unique --- Unique
Silver -- Can I have this please?--- Artifact
Gold -- My male parts --- Legendary
Shiny Orange --- Divine!
Darker Orange --- Quest Items.
I used the same tactics to kill every wolf that I found.
At one time I attacked the wolf and unknowingly pulled another one.
I had trouble slapping both and nearly died.
At the end I killed about 30 wolves and got another 5 levels and gained the
ability Tail whip!
SkillnameEffectLevelTail whipDoes extra damage while attacking with tail - 15%Beginner 1
I put the 25 points in strenght and agility.
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Status WindowName:Bavy HasselhoffAlignment:NeutralLevel:10Class:NoneRace:MermacawGender:MaleTitlesNoneFame:0Infamy:0-Health:325/ 325Health Regen:3.25 / SecMana:325 / 325Mana Regen:3.25 / SecStamina:290 / 290Stamina Regen:2.9 / Sec-Strenght:55Agility:40Vitality:10Intelligence:10Luck:50Wisdom:20-Attack:11Defense:0Physical ResistancesSlashing:0Piercing:0Crushing:0Elemental ResistancesFire:0Water:0Wind:0Earth:0Lightning:-10%Light:0Darkness:0AbilitiesAbilities: Stealth Beginner level 6(Active)
Monsterous arm strenght Beginner lvl 3(Passive)
Tail whip Beginner level 2Effects-Still in Growthphase
Birdwings are growing
Mermans tail is growing
-Not able to stomach meat, can only eat insects, plants and oceanplants.
-???
-Due to having a birdrace agility is hightened.
Sight is hightened.
Able to fly after wings are fully grown.
-Due to being a merman wisdom is hightened.
Able to breathe underwater.
Voice is strenghtened.
During this whole ordeal I got hungry again and tried to eat flowers.
Suprisingly I kinda like eating flowers...
They taste awesome. Tried different kinds of flowers!
It resembles the taste of a honey I once ate, orangeblossom honey.(Can I say this like that?)
Not as sweet though but very delicious!
This character sure has wierd tastebuds...
Everything about me is wierd.
And I feel like I'm growing more feathers.....
....
As I kept on walking on my hands my neck started hurting
from having it in a wierd position all the time to look where I'm going.
While I was resting wolves noticed me and started charging me.
Multiple wolves.
Without being given a chance to to something I died.
Horribly...
I got kicked out of the capsule, sighed and got myself something to eat.
And did my thing like always. Jogging. Strenght training. Flexibility training.
Think of it as allround training, strenghtening every muscle I could possibly need.
Even training the pelvic muscle. Hehehehehe....
...
Did some random stuff like read my favorite novels and mangas
after that and then went to bed sleeping.
Tomorrow is another day of training my arms and tail!
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Day 3
A new day a new life!
After respawning I was in a small village.
Didnt seem like there are many people, and I guess there arn't even players.
I mean it has been 2 days since the game started and 8 days ingame, so most
people are still stuck inside the city walls.
Leaving the city walls can be accompished by getting a class
or having high enough stats.
Well the bitch made it possible for me to explore before anyone else but
only walking on the hands is a pain.
As I tried standing on my tail and succeeding people started to gather around me.
It seemed like the whole village assembled. No that is actually every person in the fucking village.
I could hear voices saying: 'Merman. A merman with feathers. If we sell him we can earn a fortune!'
'Yeah we could sell him'
'We could live a rich life forever!'
'Money'
.....
...
Time to leave!
Well how the fuck am I supposed to leave if people hold me down.
I am slow!!!
I can only walk with my hands!!!
Help somebodyyyy!!
The more I stuggled the more effort they used in holding me back.
Unciously I started to tense my fishtail and the angier I got the more tension
started to accumulate!
As I finally started to Rage and Yell my tail pushed itself of the ground with such force
that I was propelled into the air, away from the village.
New skill learned!
Pull the tail in!(In german this is a saying and means being a coward and running away)
SkillnameEffectLevelPull the tail in!Using all your tail's power to escape.
Escape 500mBeginner 1
'Fucking great' is what escaped my mouth after flying through the air in a crescent shape
and landing outside the village with my face in the dirt.
My hp being at critical now I quickly got up on my tail and tried jumping as fast as I could
to escape being caught by villagers.
I decided not to jump to the direction I flew in.
So instead of going north I jumped to the north-west.
Well more west than north.
Luckily they are all pretty stupid.
They kept running north. I heard their voices: 'Get him! He flew that way!'
If you are asking how I could know where north is. There is a small minimap that the
developers of RMM implemented to know the general direction one is heading.
Just the standalone command of "minimap" opens it and shows you where to go.
In case it's pretty useless since I couldnt even ask where I am.
Not that it matters, I cant even enter villages anyways.
Or maybe this one was an exeption.. who knows. I certainly hope so.
As I kept on jumping as far away as I can while heavily panting a goblin started charging me.
I quickly turned upside down and blocked his club with my tail.
I am extremely lucky that this is not a spicked club because the normal one already fucking hurt!
I quickly slapped the bitch once for hurting my beautiful tail...
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Oh gawd did I really think my tail is beautiful?
This game is starting to affect me too much -.-
While not paying attention I got hit in the stomach once and fell down.
Ugh..
-50 hp.
Holy shit 1 more hit and I'm dead, I already nearly died from my faceground earlier!
What level is it? Holy crap level 16...
Let me try out something new... Hehehehehe
As the goblin tried to hit me while lying on the ground I quickly evaded while turning sideways
then used my tail to lock his arm, dragged him down, mounted him and hit him as hard as I could
with my enhanced right first. (the passive skill)
Bam
Critical hit 60 dmg!
A few more hits in his defenseless face and he turned gray and disappeared.
After that a new skill appeared.
SkillnameEffectLevelTaillockUsing your tail to disable
the opponent in various ways.
Grows stronger as str. goes up
- str. x 2
during disabling the enemyBeginner 1
I get a lot of abilities for my tail! This is great!
After using the same tactic to kill another two goblins that lurked around
I got a level up and another 2 skills appeared!
Due to using your tail like a man should, you learned the ability to slither!
SkillnameEffectLevelSliterUse your tails flexibility
to slither on the ground!
Careful! Lift up your fins!
Mov. Spd. 0.5%Beginner 1
Like a shaolin monks trains his fists to become harder everyday,
you too have chosen the way of training with your body parts.
Tail hardness increases
SkillnameEffectLevelIron ScalesDue to using your tail
as a weapon and shield
the hardness of scales is increased!
Tail Defns +100Beginner 1
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Status WindowName:Bavy HasselhoffAlignment:NeutralLevel:10Class:NoneRace:MermacawGender:MaleTitlesNoneFame:0Infamy:0-Health:230 / 230Health Regen:2.3 / SecMana:190 / 190Mana Regen:1.9 / SecStamina:290 / 290Stamina Regen:2.9 / Sec-Strenght:55Agility:40Vitality:10Intelligence:10Luck:50Wisdom:20-Attack:11Defense:0Physical ResistancesSlashing:0Piercing:0Crushing:0Elemental ResistancesFire:0Water:0Wind:0Earth:0Lightning:-10%Light:0Darkness:0AbilitiesStealth Beginner lvl 8(Active)
Monsterous arm strenght Beginner lvl 5(Passive)
Tail whip Beginner lvl 4
Slither lvl 1
Iron Scales lvl 1Effects-Still in Growthphase
Birdwings are growing
Mermans tail is growing
-Not able to stomach meat, can only eat insects, plants and oceanplants.
-???
-Due to having a birdrace agility is hightened.
Sight is hightened.
Able to fly after wings are fully grown.
-Due to being a merman wisdom is hightened.
Able to breathe underwater.
Voice is strenghtened.
Note:
He is still lvl 10 because he died once.
Skills will decrease after lvl 50.
I continued stalking and killing goblins the same way, until a beautiful weapon dropped.
WeapontypeQualityWeapondamageDurabilitySpiked club 1 handrare25-35100% Special effectsSpikes can add bleeding effects.
Critical Dmg. x1,25
Hehe now I'm gonna start slithering around and hit their heads in!!
They won't even know what even happens to them!
And so I did. I snuk up to a goblin, used tail whip to jump at him.
Pushed him down, then used Taillock to disable him and I started to eradicate him with the club.
BAM!
Critical Dmg. 125!
2 hits and the goblin with 240hp was defeated easily.
From this moment on I started hunting everything I could find.
If I saw a monster that looked like it had low strengh even if it had a higher level,
I jumped at it, disabled it and beat it to death.
I felt strong!
Like nobody in this forest can oppose me! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Well I shouldnt have thought that...
Directly after my wild and arrogant thoughts a wild ogre appeared.
And it didnt look friendly...
Level 30.
My level. 15.
Ogre = Strenght
Me = useless
Useless + Strenght = Escape!
'Pull the tail in!' I yelled as once again I flew up into the sky.
I really couldnt have imagined a better place to land in.
And normally one would expect I would land in a horrible place.
Nope! I actually landed in a lake!
Water!
For the first time.
I started swimming around and it felt awesome.
Swimming with a tail is heaven!
I swum happily as the ogre approached the lake.
As stupid as it is it actually jumped into the water to chase me... :)
Wahaha I'm gonna kill you little ogre!
Mentally I feel like an orgre now ....
I approached him and he tried to hit me.
Once he tried to hit me and stopped swimming he started sinking.
I laughed hard. Very hard. Tears fell down
Sadly I stopped paying attention and he was able to actually hit me in my face
while struggeling.
GRR. U. Ogre. Die.!
As I am a water being and the ogre is not he loses strenght because of the water.
That means I can use my taillock on him, so I did!
I dived underwater, grabbed his foot and dragged him down.
Unable to free himself he died pitifully against a lvl 15 classless mixed... whatever the hell I am...
I gained 1 level ups and he dropped nice lvl 30 gloves.
ArmorType and NameQualityDefenseDurabilitySturdy Leather Knucklesrare20100%Special effects+20 StrnghtRequirements : 40 Stenght 20 Agility
After swimming and enjoying the water for a bit I decided to keep on hunting.
Luckily where this ogre was there are others.
Using the same tactic works wonders, I even pulled a group of five ogres.
While I dragged them down one after another all they did was say
'Stupid Fish! Let me catch you!'
Sorry guys, but I'm the one whos gonna catchem all.
After killing about 40 ogres I rose to level 25. Quite a few white items dropped,
but I'm still missing a way to overcome the penalty of not having leg guards and shoes.
I mean my tail does have good armor but it only counts when the tail is being hit.
I have to think of something new...
All those thoughts were swirming through my head as I logged out and went to sleep.
Maybe I will find a solution while playing...