Today is the day!
The official launch at 3:00pm and a beautiful capsule in the middle of my living room.
Well after trying to log in at 3:00pm the only things I got are errors....
Fu****** sh**!!!! Did they install it wrong? I got out and started kicking the capsule.
Fuck!
I was very pissed off! So to calm me down I went for a run.
Yeah went out for a run but I really just ran and ran...
Those 3 months did make me stronger again but not that strong.
So I collapsed on the sidewalk.... Kinda stupid
As I woke up I saw long hair and a beautiful face.
This beauty seems to have helped me.
' Hey ' I said. 'What happened'?
'Well I found you collapsed on the sidewalk and dragged me to the park' she said.
'Ah.. thanks! But uh dragged me? What the hell my clothes are ripped!'
'Yeah sorry bout that there were a few small stones on the way'
she said with a mischievous smile.
Oh gawd I thought to myself... Why do I meet those wierd woman everywhere...
'Arn't I strong? I did it all by myself' she said while posing and flexing her nonexistant muscles.
'So why were you lying on the sidewalk all by yourself?'
'Uh well I was pissed off that my capsule didn't work so I started running'
I said with a dissapointed expression.
Suddenly she started grinning sadistically.
'Can I see the capsule?'
'Uh I'm not quite sure if I want to'
'Huuuh why nooot? Cmon let me! Let me!!!'
'Calm the fuck down you're scaring me!!!'
'Pleaaaase maybe I can help I know quite a bit about capsules'
'You do? Somehow I don't believe you! They were handed out about a week ago!
As if you know how to handle something like that!!!'
...
Long story short she ended up at my home playing around with the capsule.
'Uuuh I hope you know what you do!!!'
The only reply I got was a smile.
But it was a beautiful smile and nearly made me blush...
Gawd I had too less contact with woman during my life.
'Sooo I'm done it should work again! But uuh it's only gonna work in an hour!'
'Why in an hour?'
'Uuhh it needs to reset itself... Uhh... just try in an hour!!'
She said while pouting and packing her stuff which consited of wierd tools...
Not the normal tools you would have,
looked one of those toolkits the workers that installed the capsule had.
She started to leave in a hurry and I tried holding her back to question her about what she did.
Well.. she said she would sceam and call me a rapist if I tried to hold her back with her
annoying sadistic smile. I let go and she quickly ran away.
Fuck. I still am too naive...
I tried entering and a window told me to try again later.
So I did. After the hour was over I tried again and finally was able to log in.
Yeeaaah!!Do you wish to register as a new user?YesNoI chose yes and was suddenly enveloped by a bright light.
The first thing I saw was trees and beautiful flowers, with big rocks on everyside.
They seemed to mark this as an area you can't enter or leave from.
There was a pond with a floating beauty on top of it greating me.
I would be very happy to see such a beauty... Would be.
If it wasnt the same fucking chick that played around with my capsule earlier.
The same fucking sadistic grin...
'Helloooo we meet again ~'
I just sat down and started to ignore her. She really pissed me off.
How dare this bitch annoy me like that. GRRRRRR.
'Moo don't ignore me!! Hey!! Cmon!! Hey!! I'm sorry!!! Pleaaaaasse! Dont ignore meee!!'
With woman like that it's the best to just ignore them.
Well it looked kinda funny to see her pouting, a beauty like this puting looks cute so
I calmed down almost instantly.
'Finally, hehe , ok choose your name!'
'Uuhm wasn't name the last thing to chose?'
'Now its the first! Chose!'
'Okok how about... David Hasselhoff!'
She suddenly game me a disgusting look.
'Ey calm down I'm just joking... I'm just not sure what to take'
'Ok I registered you as Baby Hasselhoff, have a fun trip and byebye'
she said with her usual smile that this time shomehow sent shivers down my spine.
'STOP! What do you mean, I dont want that name! And I didnt even choose anything else!!!
What ar-'
I was cut off as blinding light enveloped me.
As I could see again I was in the middle of a forest.
Yes... forest. Starter town? No. ....
....
....
...
Fuck....
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From this day on a legend has been told by the npc's near the Wandering Bee Forest,
they heard a unbelievably loud shout.
Shortly after the kind of the forest was seen running away scared!
Since then nobody has entered the forest ever again...
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My name is Mori Mamo. Wierd name I know.
Born and raised in Atlanta, Florida.
Dark brown long hair, 1,80 m tall, good looking if I may say so.
18 years old but since I've only spent 3 months under the sun
I'm not as tanned as I once was.
But the sight I'm looking at right now is kinda disturbing...
Instead of having feet there is a tail.
...
Yes.
A fishtail.
Merman?
No feet? Fucking great.
I'm in the middle of nowhere. And I have no feet.
No water near me.
Nothing.
Oh did I already tell you that I have wings on my back and feathers on my head?
No? Ok. Now you know... well there is but one problem.
These wings are minisize. Even chickenwings are bigger! (The raw version)
The mermaid race was not unlocked nor should it be possible to mix a mermaid,
which is something like a demi-human, with another species.
In my case I dont know what I am but some kind of bird or bird demi-human
mixed with the mermaid tail and scales. I even got gills under my ears and normal lungs too!
I feel cheated... This bitch!
If I see her again! I will... Hm I don't even know what to do then...
I don't hit woman -.- . Fuck I want revenge...
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Status WindowName:Bavy HasselhoffAlignment:NeutralLevel:1Class:NoneRace:MermacawGender:MaleTitlesNoneFame:0Infamy:0-Health:100 / 100Health Regen:1.0 / SecMana:100 / 100Mana Regen:1.0 / SecStamina:200 / 200Stamina Regen:2.0 / Sec-Strenght:15Agility:30Vitality:10Intelligence:10Luck:50Wisdom:20-Attack:11Defense:0Physical ResistancesSlashing:0Piercing:0Crushing:0Elemental ResistancesFire:0Water:25%Wind:25%Earth:0Lightning:-10%Light:0Darkness:0AbilitiesStealth Beginner lvl. 5(Active)
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Monsterous arm strenght Beginner lvl 2(Passive)Effects-Still in Growthphase
Birdwings are growing
Mermans tail is growing
-Not able to stomach meat, can only eat insects, plants and oceanplants.
-???
-Due to having a birdrace agility is hightened.
Sight is hightened.
Able to fly after wings are fully grown.
-Due to being a merman wisdom is hightened.
Able to breathe underwater.
Voice is strenghtened.
And it seems I can't even eat meat?
Why?
Fuck -.-
Bird generally dont eat meat...I think..
and mermaids eat oceanplants...
Halleluja ....
I tried to stand on my tail but it was still too weak...
So I started crawling.
If I would at least be like a lamia or something I could slither on the ground.
Nope. Fishtail.
My arms felt heavy having to drag my body in a certain direction with one uncertain goal.
To find the ocean! I dont wanna fucking crawl all day -.-
After some time crawling I found some wolves that were eating on a deer.
Since I was already on the ground I tried to evade them stealthily and succeeded!
It has suprising positive sides.
I encountered numerous monsters but since I am crouching the whole time
I am much harder to detect and could evade all of them
and even gained the stealth skill! Hehehe.
After crouching for who knows how many hours I decided to log off
since I didnt even find a small trace of water anywhere...
Not knowing where I am, not knowing where to go was annoying so I decided
I will try to find that bitch in reallife and make her spew out what she did to me.
After jogging for 3 hours I gave up. Sport always calms me down.
I saw a wonderful tree standing around, being the perfect place to lean against.
And so I did and started meditating. It was the first time I did it but it felt incredible.
I let go off everything. Everything... Beathing deep... Very deep... aaand I dozed off.
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After awakening I went back home,
got in the capsule and started crouching again with renewed vigor!
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12 hours of crouching later and a sealth skill inscrease to beginner level 4 and I gained
two strenght stats.
My satiety level was nearly empty and I saw nothing I could eat..
exept wierd bushes, flowers and grass.
Who likes to eat insects!!
Fuck insects.
Continuing for an hour I finally found some berries. Boy they tasted good!
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A happy expression could be seen on his face.
If he only knew how his face looked like.. hehehe.
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After eating all the berries my satiety was back at 50% and I kept on crouching.
Suddenly a message popped up:
You have learnt a new skill!
SkillnameEffectLevelMonsterous arm strenght10% arm strenght inrcreaseBeginner 1
Hell yeah! Continiously crouching for a whole day was worth it!...somehow.
Crouching became easier so I kept on making effort to reach my goal.
Water!
As I was doing my thing a rabbit crept up to me.
At first I didn't notice it but when something suddenly bit me
and I lost health I quickly readied myself.
-5hp.
Fuck, a rabbit with one horn and bloodshot eyes!
One-horned rabbit.
Level 3
I have no ways of attacking exept my fists, I dont even have legs but at least I can lean on my tail.
I quickly grabbed the rabbits horn and slammed his face in the dirt.
He is suprisingly light
I kept on hammering his face in the dirt without it being able to do anthing to me at all.
Your level has increased to level 2!
5 stat points now available.
I quickly put all points in strenght and started to look for more rabbits in a bloodfrenzy.
20 rabbits and an hour of crawling later I finally got to level 5.
1 up in both stealth and arm strenght and another 20 points in strnght.
I tried standing up with my tail but it still was not possible.
I instead I tried holding myself on my arms.
It was a little bit wierd to balance myself without feet at first but I quickly
got accustomed to the new feeling and was now walking on my hands.
I thought of a new way of attacking! Slapping the shit out of my enemys with ma tail!
Hell yeah!
After decing it'S enough for today, I logged out and went to sleep.