"What? Can you repeat what you just said?
"Lord, the devil you.."
"Leave all that useless thing, where is Felix? " Uncle Fang interrupted Chief the moment he realized that the culprit in the talk was Felix.
...
"That...erm...guards, bring that boy" After Cheif's order, two guards came inside while holding Felix.
Felix was wrapped using a long pink towel. There wasn't even a single sign of fear, instead of that, he was smiling.
'You can't do anything to me, Uncle Fang is here'
When Uncle Fang saw the current state of Felix, he laughed inwardly.
'This stupid brat will bring calamity where ever he will go...Mater, nice mission !'
"Cheif, I have some important matter to deal with. About that issue of yours, I will think of it. Now leave and don't waste my time...and what are you guys waiting for? Release him" Uncle Fang said.
"Lord, my daughter wa...."
Even before Cheif could finish his sentence, Uncle Fang held his neck and raised him.
"WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE? IF HAVE ANY PROBLEM, I CAN MAKE YOUR CI CLAN DISAPPEARED FROM THE MAP OF GOLDMORE CITY AND HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER GET RAPED BY EVERY MAN. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT! NOW FUCK OFF"
Uncle Fang said in a loud voice but there wasn't even a single sign of anger in his tone, as he threw the chief. To be more precise, it seems like he could start laughing anytime.
"Yes Lord" Chief Edgar and two guards left the room...
"Hahahahahahaha.....brat, you are even one step ahead of me. The first thing you tried to do after meeting a girl was trying to rape her...Great...you are right on track. How big were her 'things'?"
The moment Cheif and two guards left, Uncle Fang started to laugh without any restraint. He even asked about those 'things'. It looked like someone was about to die from excess laughing...
"Things? what are those, Uncle?" Felix was also confused when he saw the current state of his Uncle.
'Uncle has gone mad?'
And what is uncle asking about.. things? Which thing?
"Those 'things'... Peaches?" Uncle Fang tried to explain Felix with hand signs and facial expressions.
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"..." Felix was still trying to comprehend what his uncle was saying.....
"Tat tats?"
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"Mounds?"
.
"Bazookas?"
Uncle Fang tried to explain the 'things' with the help of various hand signs and words but the result was still the same, a face full of confusion and a face full of frustration.
'Wait, Isn't he just a 9yo who never had any conversation with anyone, except for his Grandma? Damn it, how can he know about anything.....'
When Uncle Fang finally realized, his expression completely changed...
'I'm such a fool, asking such pervy question to a kid...'
"Tell me about the whole incident....."
When his Uncle asked about the Incident, he narrated everything. From the start to the end, from the from the dragon to the cave, from artificial mountain to twin peaks.....Everything
'Hahahaha.....such perfection. This brat is truly lucky to witness such miracle. By the way, when was my first time...'
The current expression on Uncle Feng can be described with one word, lewd. The frustrated face of his changed back to the laughing one because Felix unknowingly told him about the 'things'.
"Brat, you are truly lucky to be able to see such view. Now get ready, I will show you specialty of Goldmore city and along with nightlife...."
'View? Uncle had gone mad for sure...Help!'
Felix quickly removed the towel and wore the cloak and placed the Anbu mask. He was really excited about the stroll.
"Uncle, I'm ready." The current appearance of Felix was screaming 'I'm the mysterious guy who is overpowered in most of the cases, deal with it'
'This brat, I wasn't even as happy & excited as him when I had my first Snu snu.....'
"Hmm...let's go" Uncle Fang held Felix's right hand and left the room.
After going through various doors and corridors, they were finally out of the Ci Clan's mansion.
"Uncle, this house was soooo big. I would have lost If I was alone." Felix said while admiring the huge mansion but there was a hint of anger and killing Intent.....
"You are right, kid. Around 100 years ago, It was built by a famous architect but don't ask me his name because I don't know. The materials ...."
'Aren't we supposed to remember names of famous peoples?'
"Uncle, let's not waste time. Show me the way...." Felix said as he tried to drag his uncle. He didn't like the idea of getting a history lesson about a place where his most hated individuals lived and waste time.
"Yeah yeah...What you want to see?"
"I want to see...but Uncle, I don't know anything about this place so, how am I suppose to answer your question?" Felix said while acting like a pitiful kid.
"Ahhh...I keep forgetting that this is your first time here but worry not, your Uncle will be your guide and show you around the city but while we do that, how about you describe the whole incident again? especially the end parts?" The current expression of Uncle Fang could be described in one word, lewd.
'Uncle has gone mad....what so special about my story? '
After that, Uncle Fang and Felix duo roamed around the city while holding hand in hand.
"This is the training ground and the place where the selection process will take place..."
"This is Tom..."
"This is Dick..."
"This is Harry"
One by one, Uncle Fang showed every unique place to Felix and it was already midnight but there was one place which his Uncle saved for last. They were currently standing in front of that building...
"Brat....let me tell you about this place. This is the place where you will often visit once you grow up and this place is known as bro......."
"Hey handsome hunk, wanna get a quick Job? " Before his Uncle could finish his statement, a feminine voice came from the alleyway.
"Erm......Kid, remember that restaurant? go there and wait for me. I got some urgent work to do" After saying that, Uncle Fang ran towards the alleyway like a hungry dog.
'...'
"Whatever... I'll just go and wait at the restaurant...." Felix said as he walked towards some unknown direction......