Bursting through the door, I run into the dilapidated road of my village. "HOLY ****, WHAT IS THAT?!" I hear as I bust through the door. Ahh...the screams are beautiful...

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I run towards the nearest person with my 2 foot wide masculine legs. I kick them in the jaw and their head goes out of the stratosphere. Damn, these legs are even better than I thought!

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

Everyone starts to run away in fear. Not that surprising, to be honest. Suddenly, the underwear the man was wearing pulls him into a brown-colored whirlpool. All I hear is wet squelching noises, and shortly after, an identical clone of me comes out. I can make...an army....!!!