"Are you...alive?"

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I finally get a response. "Master...what do you inquire?" The man who just became underwear says. "I shall call you...01. Your first mission- kill people and make then into our army."

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"Yes, master."

He runs a few blocks down, and starts a literal massacre. 1...2...3...5...7... and he dissappears around the corner, and I hear screams shortly after. He's great at this. I suppose while he's busy, I could explore a bit...

This book's true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.

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I'm out a block away from my house when I spot something very interesting. Humans-and, more importantly, eating brussel sprouts at the café, Lé Brussels. God, I despise those wretched things. The only thing worse than those are taxes and idiots, and that's saying something...

Anyways, I must kill these people. I refuse to live in a world with them. I run over to the café, and bust through the glass window. "The day of reckoning is apon you...!"

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I kick the first guy in the stomach so hard, his ribs completely shattered, and his pelvis is completely broken. He spots out blood almost instantly. I crack his skull shortly after and he dies. His wife screams in terror and starts to cry. I kick her across the room, and bolt towards the male across from them. It feels so good!

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After I'm done, all who's left is the cashier, crying, and absolutely terrified.

"W-What the **** are you...?!"

"The Underwear of Doom."