Dee “Di” Rector is sitting enormously on a very small chair, rather squatting, as far as the affector's concerned, rather flattening already flat soles, by the way flat-sole-shoe-outline-imprinting the soft clay ground.  There you are too, your head hovering somewhere behind the Director's left ear, and from this privileged vantage point you’re able to see: 

            1-almost nothing at all, it being hard to see right through building-size directors without the aid of X-ray vision glasses, which you didn't bring;

            2-the Director, predominantly (who is now shouting something at the assemblage at roughly 10 o’clock of him, but the affector still is not aware of this assemblage, even though you now are);

            3-a 1.5m X 20 cm table, dimensions of which you are certain of due to the fact that (visible from your location) the long edge is labeled “l<-------1.5m------->l” and the short one “l<-.20m->l” with hot-neon-yellow chalk so intensely bright that you see the edges of the dimension text crisply even through the gleaming white, not-yet-crimson-hued-gray-matter-splattered tablecloth, and you somehow trust that these are not fortuitous labels,

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            4-some Perfectly Formed Creature  ......that looks rather like a doughnut to the affector (the Director's lips are still moving as he speaks in the direction of the assemblage, but the affector cannot make out any words yet, but then the affector doesn't know of any words being spoken by the Director yet), but the thing looks more like an odd biologic box to you, but it's no more than a hardbody, and whether this designation meant in the attractive-fit-female sense, or rather in the ootheca-of-invertebrate sense, the thing on the clear-pink-goo-glistening 1.5m x 20cm next to the Director is now looking to you like a shiny giant roach-egg, and this hazel impression grosses you out momentarily enough to make you spasm once and the affector is reminded of his recurring syringomyeliatic hypochondriases.