Part 3: Snek fite Birb
SNEK wa stil hungi si dumma fosh flea. Sue Snek swan loke swam adn dvoe dwon wtih a SWEE! Adn stol mosed dos yummi dum fosh foshies.
Perftly mosed dem foshes. Snek angi. So snek sneked da snek sneks till foshes ded. Snek run rive wile snek snekin, bu snek snek nu car. Snek snek haz yummi foshies ta nomms.
BUH SNEK SNEK;S HOARD OF FOSHIES MAYDE BIRB BIRB JELL SO HE STREAK SNEK SNEK WILE HEH NOMS!
Birb waz nu nirmel birb, su snek snek din eva notis he dare! Snek snek waz tok bi surpriz!
Birb uze pek pek! Snek flich and hizz in furi!!!! Druppin ta foshies, snek snek intsa retallis and nums dat bud birb!
Birb screed ad...sunnly fel snek snek waz pretti birb birb? Wutz.
SNEK LOKES NUTHIN LOKES BIRB BIRBS DUMMA BIRB but birb forgits dat so birb gut hardz. Snek se smol ting gro on birb and til hiz hed. Y birb dic gut harz wen dey fite? Birb a M?
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Snek smak da lewb birb wit tal. Hiw dar Birb Birb git harz! Tey waz fite, nu mat! Bu Birb Birb nu listn. So Snek Snek git mas an but. Yet Birb Birb enjoi. Snek Snek dun wan ta del wit strage Birb Birb nu mir, yet cannu flea cux Birb Birb haz caw en Snek Snek.
Snek Snek iz gittin pizzed. Birb Birb keps rubbon harzon aganst em, si Snek Snek git mor pizzed.
AN TEN
Snek Snek aet Birb Birb.
Tey sai dat u canz stull her Birb Birb’s screms, bi Snek Snek aets em. Si dats a lye.
Snek Snek evol!
Snek Snek slipt lung luuuunng timz, si lung Snek Snek forgut wat happanid. Bu Snek Snek stall rememba hiw nic kat boi, birb birb and fishy fishy tase. Evin thou he diun ate fish fish.
Bu! Bu! Snek snek wuk ip an fond...DAT EH EVOLZ! SNEK SNEK TUN INTA BUGGER SNEK SNEK. Waz a disapoint. Bu snek snek still bugger. Si niwz eh canz nums bugger thangs.
An si snek snek, whi waz straven, swish swished ot ta huntz.
Snek snek snek sneked tull eh fund a...pino? Poni. Twaz a puni. A ponk ponk puni. Haz a lil rainbew in da ash an allz. Ponk ponk puni obv wan ta be huntedz. Chu kin tellz jist bi hiw dusgisteng tis exastinco was. Git spikle spikle eve tim ot mive. Nisty.
Snek Snek reilli dun wanni nums dat ding ova dere. Seamed loke ti wuld bi eathir ti sweat ir fickun nisty, loke a phine dat haz bin drippod inta a shot stined twelit.
Snek Snek glired ot da ponk punk puni. Twas ill tis falt fur exastin!
Niw Snek Snek will haz nughtmires fur dais!
Da pizzed snek snek furgot eh waz hiddin, si ponk puni note summon waz peapin et ot. Punk puni immidateli...ron ova ta mik frindz. Snek Snek confrum ponk puni waz alsi a dumma. Nu ine mak frindz woth a gia snek snek! Nu eva Snek Snek!
Si snek snek ates da dumma puni.
Twaz ficken nasta, jist loke da glitta ot wire...
An niw snek snek twaz cova in glitta orz