PART 1: SNEK SNEK AN KAT BOI
Sneks r sneks cuz sneks do snek, so snek must snek to snek snek snek.
Slimey snek slithr in gras EAT snek eat snek eat snek eat snek eat snek eat snek
Snek dat eat sneks? Snek must snek for snek to evo! Snek shall be bestest snek!
Menwile
SMOL KAT BOY DOES SMOL KAT TING
CHASE DAT WIGGLE JIGGLE FOO FOO TING KATCH IN PAW WIGGLE FOO CHOMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tis was kat boy’s tal…
Bac ta snek snek ting
Snek saw jucy snek snek doing snek with nother snek snek… Snek snek snek slithrd up 2 tey ANN ANNED sneks annnnnd annnnddd HE ATES DEM BOOTH
Tey wus tasy tasy snek sneks.
Bu den kat boi were…
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KAT BOI ESCAP AN WERE FREEEE BAT LAST
RUNING RUNING RUNING, TRIPING, FALING ROLING CRASING MEWLIN NYAHIN AHHHH AHH AHHING
Kat boi lan on an ahhhnn ahhhhn kat stiky ting~… but hert a lot doh
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Wa stil wurth doh….
AND DEN SNEK WUR
SNEK SAWH DAT KAT BOI ON THE NYAN NYAN STICK, MUVIN HIS NYAN NYAN HIPS
SMAKKING HIS NYAN NYAN LIPS AND PURIN WITH A TWI TWITCH OF HIS MEW MEW NEARS
Snek sneked closr an gut gud viw of dat nyan nyan stick goin inta the ahhnn ahhnn hole…
Snek climed up too teh kat boi and luked at de werd stik, kat boi nu notice snek an kep playin with nyan nyan hole…
Snek tok chanc an wrap round kat boi! aN ATES HIM.
Kat boi were nev seen gain...
PART 2: SNEK SNEK DA FISH FISH
SNEK WUZ STIL FULL frum da kat boi wen snek snek funds a rivr, su snek snek wins 4 ta swimms.
FISH FISH swame on da rivre eeting smol bois an minNOES wih swishy swishis of tal.
Snek snek swish wooshes at da fish fish an tip his hed. he fund mor pray! But still fill frum kat boi… cri.
Su snek sneks afta fish fish an sunnenly….SA DAT FISH FISH CHAN TA HUMMN?! Were pretti hummn bu stil hummn! Wai nu, stil haz fish fish tal…? Snek snek wan knew mure wen fish fish… full dun?! In wuta?! Wut.
Fish fish sem ta knock sel ou. Snek snek sun thou dat nomin fish fish woul make dummer. Bu snek snek waz fill anywaz. So snek snek investigat stran fish fish hummn insted!
Chek wun: Fish Fish tal replac hummn sticks un buttm
Check teo tew: Fish Fish def knoc ou. Fish Fish mus be dumma.
Check fur: res a Fish Fish namma hummn. Waz borin so pok pok da fish fish tal. Fund hole?
Snek snek wen inta da hol cuz wurm an wet. Fish fish wok doh, but snek snek too wurm to car.
Wata wuz chill ya knuw. Sin wen dun lon lon agi.
Fish fish tird buh fel stran. So wok. An su snek snek tal. An screm. Bu unda wata. Su choke.
Fish Fish def dum.
Wurm snek snek dunno wut hapun bu wam hole tigt so wiggl a lut ta escap. Wull nut ba trap! So he com luk an se Fish Fish driwn from da watr. Snek Snek confim fish fish ish a dum. So tirn bak to wam hole and get compfy.
Fish Fish swum upp an jumpped ta shor, crin an reach towads warm hol. Snek Snek fel hummn han, so nom.
Han trys ta fle, snek snek follo bu fund wrap aroun fish fish? Snek snek confuse.
Fish fish dum mus be contagou! Snek snek nom an tak reven for los bran sells!
Bu Fish fish...ahhnn ahhnned? Y?
Snek snek onl nom ta bouncy bouncy?
Nu strugl tis tim thou? Fish fish od. Snek snek kep nom cuz hungi agin but fish fish is a dumma so enjoi.
Snek snek conclud dat all fish fish mus be dumma.
Fish Fish mana ta escap dou….snek snek still hungi. And stiky. So snek snek wush in riva an luk fur mure foods so snek snek cans evol inta stroger snek snek.