Jeremiah read chat. Like hardcore read public chat, and was into it.

shiden: does anybody here eat ass? If so I have an actual question for yall

name: is ur question what dat poo poo taste?

Soybo of The Log Cul: *****, you assume anyone here has a partner

shiden: I mean… you never know lol

Titanclaws: I have

Titanclaws: what is your question

shiden: so like

Joe Isuzu: I ate ass in the simulations

shiden: you know when you eat a girl out and they peed beforehand you get that lil “twang”

shiden: do you get the same with buttholes

shiden: but with dookie

Titanclaws: well

Joe Isuzu: only if she just defecated

DaBeevsDabs: I prefer to call them kissses like herseyz

Titanclaws: kinda but its not really terrible

shiden: you can only wipe so well sometimes

name: um

Titanclaws: I have a bidet so my girl cleans her ass before she wants me to eat it

shiden: what if theyre sweating

name: just clean it real nice

name: so some ***** doesn’t creep out onto your meatfeeler

Titanclaws: my favorite time is when you just swam or were in the hot tub

shiden: why?

Titanclaws: its super clean and it doesn’t taste weird

Titanclaws: its hot

shiden: my buddy says he prefers after his girl plays soccer

Titanclaws: some are dif

Titanclaws: some like dirty sweaty taste

Truck Driving Gnome: Your buddy is a degen

trexwhit: wat

Joe Isuzu: that’s nasty af

shiden: yes he is

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Titanclaws: fr it is

Titanclaws: but apparently girls tend to like it

shiden: I try not to judge people kinks but he lost me with the soccer practice Imao

Joe isuzu: make sure he brushes his teeth b4 he hangs out with you

Titanclaws: some girls like the salty taste of sweaty balls and cock

name: haha *****

shiden: well im not gonna be anywhere near this fools mouth so idc lol

DaBeevsDabs: yeah soccer is pretty cringe

Joe Isuzu: better yet hose him down

shiden: if anything hes proud of it

shiden: to him its a delicacy

shiden: had this conversation at work but it felt like I wasnt getting any honest answers out of embarrassment

Jim Lahey: am drunk af

“What are you doing? There’s lots of battles in this area.” The Goon warned with sword out, in his right hand.

“My fault, was reading chat.” Jeremiah looked away from chat from the corner of his screen. He swiped away the holographic keyboard that floated in mid air that he was using to scroll up in public chat.

The Goon flourished his sword, twirling it one handed in a circle. He was ready, and waiting for battle.

“There’s three people up ahead, let’s make quick work of them.”

‘Three bodies? We’re a little outnumbered.’ But Jeremiah didn’t say anything.

They approached the hunting loot den under the darkish, reddish sky. It was beginning to turn into in-game night time. There were two moons out, shinning brightly, glowing the hunting ground. No one had torches the first day.

“Give me yer’ loot ya freakhead.” Gamer tag “Oprah wenfire” robbing the two men said over public voice chat.

“Never pussycat!” Gamer id “Solar” defending himself along with another person saith over public voip.

“I wonder how your wife’s doing? I’ve not seen her since, oh I don’t know. Last night!” “Philadelphia Collins” insulted while protecting Solar and himself.

Jeremiah and The Goon approached the loot den under the glow of the twin moons. It was getting darker as time passed by, so lets get to gaming-over some noobs shall we.

Oprah wenfire was in an altercation with Solar and Philadelphia Collins. The allied party of Jeremiah and The Goon waited for things to get physical. Oprah wenfire said something along the lines of “Bruh, I wonder how your mom’s doing.” and went to attack the Solar, Philadelphia Collins combo.

This was time for their party to strike. No words were exchanged as both of them saw the opportunity to invade them. Sprinting under the dark redish sky, they moved with weapons drawn. The Goon a sword, and Jeremiah a bow at the ready.

They were fighting at the loot hut’s doorway when Jeremiah fired the bow for the first time. It missed, sailing through the air into the wall next to the door frame. The Goon’s onrush was terrifying, still the flamboyant man, yet alarming that this was the same man that bandaged Jeremiah’s legs.

The goon over headed slashed into Oprah wenfire’s head. He didn’t see it coming and was unarmored to boot.

That left the Solar and Philadelphia Collins combo. “Don’t suppose you guys are friendly after killing that ass?” They said over public voice chat.

But when The Goon got approached they both attacked, causing the flamboyant young man to parry them both.

Jeremiah moved up. He was much closer now. He fired an arrow into Solar torso, having a much easier time now that he was near-at-hand. It downed Solar immediately.

Then The Goon did something Jeremiah thought to do, but haven’t seen yet. The bold young man morphed his stab into a slash, and changing his stab into a cutting blow that sliced Philadelphia Collin’s skull. It downed him immediately. “Nothing personal.” The Goon saith.

The early game of Trinity Online was like this. Being unarmored and battles happening often. No respawn time, but the cooldown period being running to Era or wherever in the player vs player zone.

“Are you an expert fighter Goon?” Jeremiah still surprised at the prowess of The Goon, He was pulling stuff the noobs dream of.”

“I use to do HEMA. Historical European martial arts.” The Goon scratched his cheek with his free hand.

They pillaged the primitive hut for loot. They looted the leather armors; the healing salves, the bows, the arrows, and skipping the weapons. “Do you want the leather jacket off this guy?” The Goon was looting Solar. This time remembering the rocks and to loot the bodies for gold and armor. The Goon didn’t forget unlike Jeremiah.

“Unlimited inventory space, now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. The Goon cheered with all the loot split between them.