Hm?
Well that’s interesting: I have no clue where I am, what happened, and it doesn’t seem likely that something is going to happen in the near future.
‘what happened after everything went dark?’
‘...’
‘Where am I?’
‘...’
(Am I dead?)
‘Hello?’
‘...’
‘WAIT!’
‘My interview! sht did I fall asleep?!’
‘....’
‘silence’
nothing. I can’t see damn it!
'Now calm down, everything is going to be alright...' (first things first. I need to know Where I am. Let's start by looking around)
...
I am trying to move but I can’t seem to do anything at all. Actually, I can’t even feel my body: Arms, legs, nose ... nothing. Am I in a coma? Or am I just sleeping? Yeah that’s probably it! it’s just a weird fucking dream.
...
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it has been about an hour now. and nothing happened.
‘WHY WON'T I FINALLY WAKE UP?’ I scream to vent my anger, well at least I THINK I screamed, can't be sure without ears...
Eh. Guess I’ll use the time I have now to think about some things....
Like for example what is happening to me right now:
At first I didn't realize it but since the moment I woke up here- where ever the fuck "HERE" even is. My surroundings have been getting brighter and brighter. I wouldn't mind if not for the fact that it is a bit too damn bright...
‘Great now I got a headache....’ I sigh. Ok stop thinking that wil only worsen my headache.
Let’s try to figure out where I am at least.
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Eventhough i don't have a neck i can still shift my view around.
I’m in a large room surrounded by bright light. there are no walls- at least none that I can see, and there doesn’t even seem to be a floor. ‘wait. If there is no floor how am I still stan-‘
‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’
10 minutes later...
‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’
another 10 Minutes later....
‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’
‘aaaaaaaaaaaaaa- ok ok I get it I am falling yes I get the joke ha-ha so funny...’
There has to be someone watching me right now and based on that sorry excuse of a practical joke they are probably some kind of psychopath that wants to torture me or something.
‘stop it!’
‘please?’
/”not yet~ I always wanted to know how long I can keep someone like this without them losing their mind~”
‘ oh ok. sure, no problem go ahead’ … ‘LIKE HELL! GET. ME. OUT.’
/”?”
/ “did y- did you just answer me?”
‘...’
/”hey, can you actually hear me?”
(don't say anything. Everything will definitely get worse if they now you can hear them...)
/”I CAN hear you, you know?”
‘shit’
/”huhuhu mwahahaha Wonderful a new toy has arrived and on top of that even responsive”
/”oh we are going to have so much fun~... (well at least I WILL HAVE FUN) hehehe HAHAHAH MWAHAHAHHA”
/(eh I really have to work on my acting. Can't let people know my intentions can I?)
‘...’
/”...”
[awkward silence]
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/”soo .. Who exactly are you and from where?”
'(oh we're just gonna pretend that creepy laugther didn't happen? ok fine.)'
‘well I’m john, 21 years old, no graduation, no girlfriend or really anything interesting about me... and I guess I’m from earth?’
/”hmmm-... a yes of course THAT world. yeah, I remember now. was there once. Man was it BORING there! No magic and no even a spark of divine power on that bland piece of dirt.”
‘Oh well sorry to he- DID YOU JUST SAY MAGIC?!’
/”huhuhu surprised eh? “
‘SHOW ME! SHOW ME! SHOW ME!’
/... “well if you ask me like that... no.” “not yet at least.”
(asshole)
/”still hearing you... Maybe I will show you some of my "SPECIAL MAGIC" later (hehehe)”
(shit better keep my mouth shut.)
‘wait WHERE am I actually?’
/”well, what do you think?”
‘- the- afterlife?’
/”the afterl- AHAHAHAH! that was a good one! but no: you are in MK:II”
‘Where?’
/”well you would probably call it the ABYSS or limbo or something stupid like that.”
‘ok and what is going to happen to me now?’
/"hm can't say I have decided yet. Tell you what: I go have some fun, while YOU think of something ok?"
'what?' 'why should I-' /"the alternative is more falling, actually why don't you do both? Yes that's a great idea!"
'wait nono! I-' /"Don't worry I wont be awyi for that long probably ~Bye!~"
'proba-aaaaahh?'
And back to endlessly falling it is.
/(HEHE that is going to be fun... well where was I? oh yeah still have to make that deal with HIM)
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