My name is John Smith I’m 21 live in London in Great Britain,
I like cooking, watching soccer and mountainbiking (not very easy when you live in a City).
Also I am currently unemployed.
Yes, your typical good for nothing looser that still lives in his parent’s basement and just watches the days passing by...
No Girlfriend no success in business, no plans and not really good-looking. Now I personally wouldn't say that I fat but... yeah ... let’s not talk about that.
Instead let’s talk about something fun and way more interesting!
First things first: get job and money then concentrate on appearance and social contact.
I am taking the most important exam of my life right now. the application form for state servants. If I manage to pass, I am guaranteed to get a job in which I will be irredeemable, with over average salary and a fat pension for when I retire.
In other words, my future will finally look bright again and I might be able to turn around that burning train wreck that is my life right now.
on the other hand, ...
If I fuck this up ... I will have to instead-. No there isn't even a plan B anymore. If I manage to screw up even though I trained the last six months for this then I'll probably just die of shame right where I am standing.
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"Alright everyone, welcome to the entrance exam, please make sure that you've got everything that you need, talking with one another will lead to both fail, got it?"
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wow really? I didn't know that! And here i was, going to ask my neighbor about question no.4.
"Then let's begin!"
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question no.5:
You have three bags: the red bag weighs 40 pounds, the orange bag weighs 25 pounds and the black bag weighs 72 pounds, any two of them together weigh at least 70 pounds.
What? Why would they ask this?
I got the best marks of my whole university in (only) mathematics! Couldn't they at least try to test my skills?
Ah, who cares? NEXT:
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last question... and ... finished.
Now I will have to wait for them to finish the grading...
Everyone is sitting in the waiting room until they are called one by one...
Of course, I will be the last one as always...
Well, just my luck.
"Well mister Smith... I here have the results of your test..."
yes???
"But before I tell you let’s talk about your goals in life and how you plan to achieve them in our office?"
what?
No!
nonono! NOOOO!
Why, why do they have to do that now out of all times?
I especially applied for this place because they are known for their hard almost guarenteed not to pass exams which basically makes any kind of interview afterwards pointless... so why are they doing one now? God if you can her me: SCREW YOU!
"well I- I- i- i- "
Hm? ‘why is everything going dark?’
"are you alright mister smith?"
‘’ye sure go o evrthi fne wats wng Ith yo ?’
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then nothing... just D A R K N E S S
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